local lesbean mom 🏳️🌈
@slospiral.bsky.social
Just your local gay mom trying not to raise assholes 😎
falling in love again feels so fucking sccaaaaaarrrryyyyy 👹🫠
May 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
falling in love again feels so fucking sccaaaaaarrrryyyyy 👹🫠
Honestly, it’s so funny that my 8 year old was like “why is HE president when we could’ve had a girl president?!!!”
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April 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Honestly, it’s so funny that my 8 year old was like “why is HE president when we could’ve had a girl president?!!!”
I am quite literally going to crash out
April 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I am quite literally going to crash out
I need to start using this account moreeeee
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I need to start using this account moreeeee
the eye doctor: wow for someone who is blind in one eye you do really good eye makeup
me:
me:
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December 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
the eye doctor: wow for someone who is blind in one eye you do really good eye makeup
me:
me:
the kiddos sick on Christmas calls for Christmas movies and ALL the snuggles with mom 🥰
December 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
the kiddos sick on Christmas calls for Christmas movies and ALL the snuggles with mom 🥰
the cutest thing is my stepmom screenshotting any Snapchat i post 😂🥰
December 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
the cutest thing is my stepmom screenshotting any Snapchat i post 😂🥰
I’ve gotten so many goodies at work this week 🥰
December 20, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I’ve gotten so many goodies at work this week 🥰
passed all my classes!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
a bitch is tired but my hard work paid off. one more semester then I get my bachelors degree!!!!
a bitch is tired but my hard work paid off. one more semester then I get my bachelors degree!!!!
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
passed all my classes!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
a bitch is tired but my hard work paid off. one more semester then I get my bachelors degree!!!!
a bitch is tired but my hard work paid off. one more semester then I get my bachelors degree!!!!
The fact that people actually thought she’d announce anything last night is hilarious - girly pop is anything but stupid. She knows how to market something and drag it out - can’t do that the last night!
December 9, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The fact that people actually thought she’d announce anything last night is hilarious - girly pop is anything but stupid. She knows how to market something and drag it out - can’t do that the last night!
The “we want to hear your opinion but not actually do anything about it” cookie
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 PM
The “we want to hear your opinion but not actually do anything about it” cookie
It’s finals week 😅😅😅
December 2, 2024 at 5:13 PM
It’s finals week 😅😅😅
Finally going to see Wicked tonight!
November 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Finally going to see Wicked tonight!
30 min in and im already crying at Moana 2 😩
November 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
30 min in and im already crying at Moana 2 😩
Bless this poor guys heart. I went on a few dates with this guy post-divorce before I started exclusively dating women and he STILL reaches out on a consistent basis. He’s so nice, and he knows I’m not interested, but I still feel bad 🥲
November 26, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Bless this poor guys heart. I went on a few dates with this guy post-divorce before I started exclusively dating women and he STILL reaches out on a consistent basis. He’s so nice, and he knows I’m not interested, but I still feel bad 🥲
I cannot wait to deep clean on Friday when the kids are with their dad 🙌🏻
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I cannot wait to deep clean on Friday when the kids are with their dad 🙌🏻
The stomach bug has hit our house 😢😢
November 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The stomach bug has hit our house 😢😢
Every ounce of me wanting to give my kids the best Christmas ever vanished after we just took the worst Christmas pictures known to man bc my 7 year old wanted to be the biggest jerk
November 23, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Every ounce of me wanting to give my kids the best Christmas ever vanished after we just took the worst Christmas pictures known to man bc my 7 year old wanted to be the biggest jerk
Nobody:
My OCD brain monster: but what if Hazel was on a rollercoaster and unbuckled herself and fell hundreds of feet to her death you’re a terrible mother and deserve jail time
Me: brain, my dude, it’s the middle of November and we’re nowhere near a theme park what is your deal? 😤
My OCD brain monster: but what if Hazel was on a rollercoaster and unbuckled herself and fell hundreds of feet to her death you’re a terrible mother and deserve jail time
Me: brain, my dude, it’s the middle of November and we’re nowhere near a theme park what is your deal? 😤
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Nobody:
My OCD brain monster: but what if Hazel was on a rollercoaster and unbuckled herself and fell hundreds of feet to her death you’re a terrible mother and deserve jail time
Me: brain, my dude, it’s the middle of November and we’re nowhere near a theme park what is your deal? 😤
My OCD brain monster: but what if Hazel was on a rollercoaster and unbuckled herself and fell hundreds of feet to her death you’re a terrible mother and deserve jail time
Me: brain, my dude, it’s the middle of November and we’re nowhere near a theme park what is your deal? 😤
Could’ve been worse but I promise you that deer is having a much worse time 🙃🤣
November 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Could’ve been worse but I promise you that deer is having a much worse time 🙃🤣
Finally went to the dentist and luckily it wasn’t as bad as I thought - however the dentist was like “wow you must be in a lot of pain by the looks of your X-ray” 😂😂
I was like “not really, it’s just more annoying than anything”
The dentist:
I was like “not really, it’s just more annoying than anything”
The dentist:
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November 20, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Finally went to the dentist and luckily it wasn’t as bad as I thought - however the dentist was like “wow you must be in a lot of pain by the looks of your X-ray” 😂😂
I was like “not really, it’s just more annoying than anything”
The dentist:
I was like “not really, it’s just more annoying than anything”
The dentist:
Not the teenage boy who works in the cafeteria hitting on me this morning 😆 bby I’m old enough to be your MOTHER 😩
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Not the teenage boy who works in the cafeteria hitting on me this morning 😆 bby I’m old enough to be your MOTHER 😩
I left my AirPods at home, so now I have to work in silence like a peasant. UGH
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I left my AirPods at home, so now I have to work in silence like a peasant. UGH
I saved up my marathon rewards and just got gas for $2.38/gallon!!!! Hell yeah!
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I saved up my marathon rewards and just got gas for $2.38/gallon!!!! Hell yeah!