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sloppydealer.bsky.social
sloppy dealer
@sloppydealer.bsky.social
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purveyor of images of the sloppy variety. composition, storytelling, and tender bits are and always will be humancraft; nonetheless, shameful...
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sloppydealer.bsky.social
ℹ not dead yet, just really busy... here's a sneak peek! animation all done by human.
#nsfw #futa
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
merry christmas! 🎁
#nsfw #futa
"m-merry christmas!" "i-i brought you a g-gift, yes?" "i'm sure you're gonna l-love it... / i-i'm sure..." "a-ah-'am v-very eager for you to o-open it..." "...yes i am..." [on a thought bubble - "...oh dear, i can't hold it- uh- -much longer..."]
December 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
so... it's not november anymore...
#nsfw #futa
"ah- thank god- / -that damned month is over..." "t-that month..." "...ah- it's not stopping..." "-aaaaaaaa" "i-i'm d-dying... i-i'm going to die... / ...it is the end of me..." half an hour later... "i really needed that... / soo sleepy..."
December 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
happy thanksgiving to whom observe it 🦃
#nsfw #futa #femboy
"c-c'mon-l-let's get this over with... we need to g-get- uh- ...b-back to our families... "really? what's the hurry now? wasn't it you who 'after last night simply couldn't bid me farewell'? / i mean... / ...guess it is not really thanksgiving without a good stuffing, is it?" "SHUT UP! ...I'M NOT PAYING YOU FOR SILLY BANTER-" "-you ain't paying me nothing! our agreement was for the halloween night, that's been like a month ago now..." "SHUT UP!" "...what is this? you want me to stay for the roast too?" "hng- SHUT UP!- I HATE YOU I [...] HATE YOU I HATE [...] HATE- hnnnnnnnn-" "hahaha!" [on a thought bubble - "he always comes so hard when he's angry... what a weirdo..."]
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
ball...? 🏀
#nsfw #futa #femboy
"hey!" "wanna play with us?" "yeah..." "we've have [...] brought the [...]" "-BALL!" "uh- yeah, the ball..." "so... what do you say~?" "hm~?"
November 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
growth spurt 📏
#nsfw #futa
"g-going through a growth spurt? at this age? this can't be right..." 24 years and 4 months old, 282mm 25 years and a month old, 376mm
November 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
A gift for a follower.
#nsfw #futa
"ah- hold still..." "i-i'm almost-" "-you're gonna look so beautiful..." "so beautiful... / s-so... beautiful..." "ah- a-all covered..." "...s-so much..." "you're so mine..."
November 11, 2024 at 9:14 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
A gift to @m3m0g3n5.bsky.social for being one of my earliest followers (back on twitter, that is).
#nsfw #futa
"..." "..." "ahaha! caught you staring~" "such a hunger in your eyes..." "you're not even listening..." "aren't you?" "-no matter-" "-here, fondle 'em to your heart's desire..." "..." "ah- so rough..."
November 8, 2024 at 11:24 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
"𝘄𝗮𝘆 too hot today..."
#nsfw #futa
"uh... hey!-" "...dearie-" "...come here..." "it's way too hot to do anything today... i'm sweating my balls out..." "you wouldn't mind giving me a hand / ...would you...?" "...pretty please...?"
November 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
happy halloween! 🎃
#nsfw #futa
"...what? no, i'm not 'trick or treating', whatever it may be." "...of course i'm a real witch, what do you take me for, an alchemist?" "do i look like a chump?" "now- if you could tell me where is the nearest apothecary or archsister, / ...i would be very grateful." "and no, i'm not 'obscene', it is a full moon night, my wand is out to ward off the wandering evils..."
October 31, 2024 at 4:33 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
a 𝗯𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹 🥛
#nsfw #futa
"ah... your order, right?" "a bucketful of cream..." "okie! just wait here... i'll be back with it in... uh-" "half an hour, ok?"
October 30, 2024 at 12:29 AM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
Astolfo. A gift for my very first follower (on twitter, that is).
#nsfw #astolfo #femboy
"ha- see, master? i've told you..." "we don't need the ruler anymore~" "i am enough now, am i not?"
October 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
"-but i can 𝘀𝗲𝗲 in you face..."
#nsfw #femboy
"'inappropriate'?" "-but i can see in your face how much you like it~"
October 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
"GET OUT!"
#nsfw #futa
"uh- me...? 'doing it'? OF COURSE NOT!" "t-that's what kids do... w-why i'm 'all sweaty'?" "it's hot in here... that's all... GET OUT!" later...
October 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
a snack 🥛
#nsfw #futa
"hah... i can hear your stomach from here..." "now, now... let me let you have something to munch..." "open up..."
October 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
"...anything wrong with my nightie?"
#nsfw #femboy
"...anything wrong with my nightie?" "i can slip into something else... you know.." "...stop staring..." "...s-starting to get a stiffy..."
October 10, 2024 at 3:05 PM
sloppydealer.bsky.social
"...you want to 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?"
#nsfw #futa
"...you want to what?" "yeah. / ...sure / suck on my dick" "nerd..."
October 8, 2024 at 3:53 PM