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Kyle
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Husband to Melissa. Dad to Slinky and Maple. Addicted to a bunch of teams that bring me nothing but disappointment.
Well that was disappointing. If Sam is gonna transfer, we’re gonna need a new QB1 next year.
We fightin in the desert! Forks all the way up! #SunDevils #TerritorialCup
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
We fightin in the desert! Forks all the way up! #SunDevils #TerritorialCup
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When mom says, “Pies ready!” #Thanksgiving #Slinky 🌭 🤎
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Goodbye Dylan. Enjoy Canada. I won’t miss repeated interviews about your bees, your mustache, or your poetry. And definitely not you shaking your head on the mound for the fourth consecutive batter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
On to the next round! Is SDFC the greatest franchise in San Diego history? Many are saying!
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Minnesota is a hockey state. Let’s go SDFC 😤 #MLSPlayoffs
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
CollHIM Gillespie!!! This Suns team is a wild fuckin ride every night but they got 10x the heart they had at any point in the “Big 3” era.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
UPDATE: Let’s go little dude!!!
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A bunch of dudes accepting qualifying offers doesn’t give me a warm fuzzy about there being a 2027 baseball season.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Am I wrong in that the dumbest thing she said here was that “…people from around the world will come here and fall in love with the sport of soccer”?

Who’s gonna tell her? 😂
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Peter said he wanted to keep the team in his family for generations and pass it on to his kids. His siblings suck ass.
The family of the late San Diego Padres owner Peter Seidler is exploring the possibility of selling the franchise.

The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
San Diego Padres could be up for sale as Seidler family considers options
The club has hired BDT & MSD Partners, which served as an adviser on similar discussions in recent years to the NBA's Boston Celtics and MLB's Chicago White Sox.
www.10news.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Game and series 😤
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I will also add:

I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.
If you're arrested in Illinois for the means by which you acquire food for your family because of the government shutdown or loss of SNAP benefits, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November caterpillar! 🐛 After the last couple in October did not fair so well, I assumed we’d seen the last of them until next year. Hopefully this one will do better now that the plants have had time to grow back. #Monarch #Milkweed
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Thinking this level of inequality is unsustainable isn’t radical, thinking it isn’t is
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Never heard of this woman until 60 seconds ago. But this is the sort of thing that’s gonna make sure I know what you’re doing from now on 👀 📝
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I have to assume that any Padres fan who was in love with the idea of Albert Pujols as our manager isn’t old enough to drink. Because hiring the guy who kicked our ass in the playoffs last two times we won the division, was not something I wanted to cheer for.
People fell in love with Albert Pujols because he’s Albert Pujols but some of the best managers in the game were scrub nobodies as players.

Doesn’t mean Stammen will be good but it’s not that big of a deal.
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Craig Stammen?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This franchise is completely unserious
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Zohran ran the best and most principled campaign I’ve ever seen in the face of an endless barrage of cartoonishly racist, evil, moronic, bad faith bullshit. It’s nice to see the actual good guys win once in a while.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
These ppl should have their dogs taken from them. They are unfit.
Pet owners are refusing rabies vaccines because of ‘pawtism’ fears. Anti-vax conspiracies have gone so far off the rails they’re endangering dogs. Rabies is 100% fatal once symptoms start. Misinformation is spreading faster than the viruses these days.
(Gift Link)
Vaccine Skepticism Comes for Pet Owners, Too
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The way that dude said, “Step aside officer” with the meekest voice you ever heard 😂
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM