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Owner of a deranged tortoise. Safe person. Disabled. Very tired ✨
❌ NO DMS ❌
And a few from last weeks adventures in Scotland #TheKelpies #StirlingCastle #ForthRailBridge
August 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
National Dog Day.
He was the best friend I’ll ever have.
Always missed, always loved, never ever forgotten, perpetually baffled by face masks. 🩵🩵🩵
Macallan.
#NationalDogDay
August 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
And here’s Jerald radiating joy.
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Kelpies 🩵
July 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
July 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s been a while. Life is mad. Here’s some Jerald #tortoise
June 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
World Tortoise/Turtle Appreciation Day #tortoise
May 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Love from Jerald…#tortoise
April 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Jerald invites you to scream into the void with him… #tortoise
April 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Pink Moon 99.9%
April 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s National Pet Day. Here is my unicorn.
April 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
April 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A PSA from Jerald… #tortoise
March 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
March 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Red Nose Day…
March 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
99.7% Worm Moon 🤍
Taken from my doorstep ✨ #fullmoon #wormmoon
March 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Always ✨
February 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I think Jerald has more valentine cards than anyone else in the entire world 💚 #valentinesday #tortoise #jerald
February 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Valentines Greetings from Jerald… #tortoise #valentinesday
February 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
February 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Jerald has a new duck. #jerald #tortoise
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The start of a star baby blanket ✨ #crochet
February 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Master of the filthy glare…🤣
February 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM