What, Grendel?
slimedynamics.bsky.social
What, Grendel?
@slimedynamics.bsky.social
Utardian, Philosopher, Phenomenologist, Plato scholar & Platonist, Mediaevalist, (Non-immanent) Eschatologist, Classicyst. Sometime painter, sculptor, actor. Disenfranchised Intellectual.
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Have you said thank you once?
April 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I don't know what it's called but that white (mostly) man thing of well if I am not going to be around then I should kill my entire family psychosis. Then the media posts the most photogenic family photo of the man.

Anyway that's Tarrifs Otaku on a national/international scale
April 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Like he is literally dying in front of us and he hates it and wants everyone else to suffer
April 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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🔥BREAKING NEWS: Two sources have told me that the Department of Veterans Affairs payroll system (VATAS) has been down since Friday. It is operating in 'Emergency Mode' only and will have to resort to straight time cards to get people their base pay on Friday.
March 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Congratulations to JD Vance for winning an Oscar for "Best Makeup on a Villain," surprisingly snubbing the more ambitiously made-up Donald J. Trump.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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These are the dems that voted to confirm the guy that just handed the Treasury to Musk:
Blunt Rochester
Booker
Cantwell
Coons
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Hickenlooper
Kaine
Kelly
King (Independent)
Peters
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
February 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Privatized government is a terrible idea
This amounts to the most significant data leak in cyber history. Private individuals in the data business now have access to your Social Security information.

This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
Elon Musk’s Team Now Has Full Access to Treasury’s Payments System
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that “Just Following Daddy’s Orders” is a valid defense.
February 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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#USDA confirmed another #H5N1 #birdflu infected dairy herd in California, bringing the cumulative national total to 951 in 16 states.
To date 734, ie nearly 75% of California's herds, have tested positive for birdflu. So far 200 have recovered/cleared quarantine. www.aphis.usda.gov/livestock-po...
January 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Then fucking do something you useless meatsack
History is littered with democracies that lost their freedoms without seeming to notice while it was happening.

Let’s not become one of them.
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Oh.

The LA Times is editing out negative parts of an article about RFK Jr. that say he's unfit for Secretary of Health and Human Services.

If you haven't canceled your subscription already, you should.
January 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
blog.archive.org
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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1,100 EPA employees have been notified of imminent termination.
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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#JustPublished!
Our joint @efsa.europa.eu and @ecdc.europa.eu report on investigation and management of outbreaks of #AvianFlu in humans and animals is now online!

Check the full text here: bit.ly/42zoMhp
Press release: bit.ly/4aBnPHk
Scientific opinion: bit.ly/3EcaglJ

#OneHealth #HPAI
January 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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If you’re a federal employee, you should know this is a lie. Congress hasn’t appropriated these monies and so it’s literally not there to be spent. Also, federal agencies are limited by law to a max $25K payout in the case of restructuring.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨

President Donald Trump's administration is set to offer every single federal worker the chance to take a "deferred resignation" with a severance package of roughly eight months of pay and benefits.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign
An email is set to go out to federal workers beginning Tuesday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Pete Hegseth honored those who died on 9/11 by showing up to their New York City memorial site in his underwear.

Is that the type of decision making we want running the Department of Defense?
January 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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