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world's most despised & loved mean lesbian 🔞
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Got a treat of some cheap perfume BUT ITS SO GOOD and it actually lasts all day
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This site is so unforgiving if you just wanna throw up a doodle or some shit, the compression is ruthless even with low memory pics
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just watched scare tactics for the first time and this shit is my dream job, I wanna dress up as a ghoulie and have people's therapists know me by nameeee
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
BOOBIES
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's cute but we do need to make it so cats aren't permitted outside unsupervised cause it keeps lurking for the starlings & house spwrrows
This cat keeps coming into my garden begging to be scooped up
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This cat keeps coming into my garden begging to be scooped up
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Arts existence being decided by the owning class sucks actually lmao
Bummed out I've not got considered for an art grant again, I just need that kickstart of income but OOOO lordy no
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bummed out I've not got considered for an art grant again, I just need that kickstart of income but OOOO lordy no
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I want the animatronic corpse of Walt Disney wailing in agony as a mantle piece
I like the new defunctland, intensifies the beed we should burn every corp to the ground
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I like the new defunctland, intensifies the beed we should burn every corp to the ground
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Got a ADHD & therapy assessment coming up in the next two months so I'm getting there
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Not immediately barfed on this new antidepressant yippee
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The next dragon “mutation” is Whale Fall!
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Doing 30 minutes of intense continuous cardio VS putting a hand in a mouse trap 30 times over
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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22oct - ‘mayapples’
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The mental health nurse prescribed me the wrong antidepressant than the one we discussed, I love mental health care
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Reading the news and all I can say is if folks just constantly reminded the UK public Farage was a banker we would see more working class opposition against his brand of alt right populism lmao
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I dare say lenin was right about monopoly capitalism preventing social revolution
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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hey so we’re all aware that the “no ai” clause only exists here to generate a fresh crop of user-created videos, images, and audio files to then train more ai on, right? we’re all privy to the knowledge that jack dorsey is bffs with elon musk and LOVES ai and the potential profits therein, yes?
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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it’s been ages! This comm I did of Maetel for a friend was very fun ✨ 🚂
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Oldie but goodie
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It is very funny how many artists who were bastions for NFTs have blitzed their history of association to them, such fuckin hypocrits
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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My commissions are open and I have lowered my prices. Contact via moonsaber99@gmail.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM