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@slicedpeach.bsky.social



pretty girl just trying to get paid being pretty


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Hiii~!

Totes an RP profile that will also totes work on a proper pinned but in the meantime, enjoy this! 😘😉
Ahem...

Is this mic on?

Single ships are wrong. 🤫

Thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Probably not how she wants, though. 🤫
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
can't believe she'd just forgive me like that 😡
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
alternatively, quick, someone attach yourself to my dick so I don't disappear again 😩
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ill jinx it and say that im glad my internet works again
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Time to solve this nut allergy crisis. 🦸‍♀️
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oo, aa, big stretchies
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
time to report that gas leak i guess
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Don't worry, I remember where you parked your car. 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Your new hire, (she's smart 'cuz she's wearing glasses, duh!)

Now, be a dear and introduce her to your wife 😜
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You'd look cute with my dick on your face.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Piña coladas and help me baking? 🤩
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Who wants to see me explode? 😱
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sorry, I need directions.
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
all the cute guys are just straight up gay and don't want my diiiiick
October 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yea... maybe 🥴
October 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Awfully greedy.

But that's why we're friends, huh? 😏
For breakfast!!! ▓▒░(°◡°)░▒▓ I shan't forsake other cuties!!!
If Serena wants redheads, I'll take the rest, very kindly. 🥺
October 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If Serena wants redheads, I'll take the rest, very kindly. 🥺
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I just want your wedding ring.
October 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
But what do you want me to say? 💕
October 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I would never say the quiet parts out loud!
October 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
cleaned up a little, now who's gonna clean me up 😔
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
📝 Someone has a death wish...
June 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM