Johnny Ornelas
@sleepyjohnny.bsky.social
Likes: pizza, arcades, the smell of gasoline.
Dislikes: villains and poor losers (in videogames)
Dislikes: villains and poor losers (in videogames)
I was 100% tempted, but the flavors were also nondescriptive - like deodorant and laundry scent names. Green slush goo called "mountain breeze" wtf am I supposed to do with that
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was 100% tempted, but the flavors were also nondescriptive - like deodorant and laundry scent names. Green slush goo called "mountain breeze" wtf am I supposed to do with that
If Back to the Future was made today, he'd be going back to the year 1995. So I think probably "yeah", 2000s music is considered retro now
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If Back to the Future was made today, he'd be going back to the year 1995. So I think probably "yeah", 2000s music is considered retro now
Yooo I was just at a gas station in Bakersfield that had some off brand ass slushies called "SLORP" or some dumb shit
October 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yooo I was just at a gas station in Bakersfield that had some off brand ass slushies called "SLORP" or some dumb shit
Not to mention the tax cuts are inherently inflationary. We're going to have pandemic era inflation, but without the pandemic as an excuse.
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not to mention the tax cuts are inherently inflationary. We're going to have pandemic era inflation, but without the pandemic as an excuse.
Ten Thousand
xkcd.com
April 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Imagine getting to introduce your soulmate to the drum break from Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight". Perspective is everything I guess
April 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Imagine getting to introduce your soulmate to the drum break from Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight". Perspective is everything I guess
There was an amazing anime that was exactly this that used to play late nights on the sci-fi channel in the 90s, but I don't remember what it was called sad 😭
March 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There was an amazing anime that was exactly this that used to play late nights on the sci-fi channel in the 90s, but I don't remember what it was called sad 😭
Kinda sitting here blown away by the insightfulness of "the very roads you walk on are counting on you", btw
March 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Kinda sitting here blown away by the insightfulness of "the very roads you walk on are counting on you", btw
I used to joyfully just buy and share keys to the game whenever I saw a post about it was getting traction. It sucks that buying copies to give out feels like a double edged sword now.
March 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I used to joyfully just buy and share keys to the game whenever I saw a post about it was getting traction. It sucks that buying copies to give out feels like a double edged sword now.
Americans giving up social security for a $400 check
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Americans giving up social security for a $400 check
Makes me feel like an elementary school kids Everytime, but it slaps
February 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Makes me feel like an elementary school kids Everytime, but it slaps
"how does he know which way we're going"
February 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"how does he know which way we're going"
These exist for every age demo, your just seeing the o s for your age bracket. I promise you there are zoomer posts like this talking about how it was the best childhood to have summer vacation playing Xbox 360
January 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
These exist for every age demo, your just seeing the o s for your age bracket. I promise you there are zoomer posts like this talking about how it was the best childhood to have summer vacation playing Xbox 360
A few thousand new Yorkers weren't the only casualties of 9/11
January 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A few thousand new Yorkers weren't the only casualties of 9/11
You realize he was joking...right?
January 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You realize he was joking...right?
Makes ya wonder if the other ones are tasty too
December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Makes ya wonder if the other ones are tasty too
Lobster is bugs
December 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Lobster is bugs
BLAME YOURSELF, OR GOD
December 29, 2024 at 12:52 PM
BLAME YOURSELF, OR GOD
We used to watch this in pre law when the teacher was hungover.
December 29, 2024 at 12:51 PM
We used to watch this in pre law when the teacher was hungover.