Johnny Ornelas
@sleepyjohnny.bsky.social
Likes: pizza, arcades, the smell of gasoline.
Dislikes: villains and poor losers (in videogames)
Dislikes: villains and poor losers (in videogames)
This is the most insane thing I've potentially ever seen
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is the most insane thing I've potentially ever seen
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discovered a genre of Japanese PlayStation commercials used for games made in the UK
April 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
discovered a genre of Japanese PlayStation commercials used for games made in the UK
Do you think Eskimos tell other Eskimos to go "touch snow"
March 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Do you think Eskimos tell other Eskimos to go "touch snow"
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Please play disco elysium. Like not to be dramatic but it's a really important piece of art and I'm sure some part of you will change after playing through it. I don't know what the truly moral means of consuming it is and I'm kind of at the point that I don't care just play it if you haven't.
January 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Please play disco elysium. Like not to be dramatic but it's a really important piece of art and I'm sure some part of you will change after playing through it. I don't know what the truly moral means of consuming it is and I'm kind of at the point that I don't care just play it if you haven't.
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If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
My Co-founder Josh Weinsch took this photo of his little daughter’s bike, which was in their driveway when they evacuated. Their neighborhood was vaporized.
January 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
@fredrikknudsen.bsky.social did you have a video about the bodybuiding forum week discussion? It was brilliant and very wanted to link it to a friend but it's a either gone or never existed??
January 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
@fredrikknudsen.bsky.social did you have a video about the bodybuiding forum week discussion? It was brilliant and very wanted to link it to a friend but it's a either gone or never existed??
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Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
December 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
Chasing Amy is so bad, holy shit
December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Chasing Amy is so bad, holy shit
Sean Bean seems like a cool and tough dude, but it's gotta be so tough having the last name Bean. Imagine you're at the dr office and they call you "Mr Bean, this way please!" How embarrassing , id fucking die "
December 12, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Sean Bean seems like a cool and tough dude, but it's gotta be so tough having the last name Bean. Imagine you're at the dr office and they call you "Mr Bean, this way please!" How embarrassing , id fucking die "
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The big list of FGC locals now contains 530 total events, wow!
if your local isn't on here yet, leave comments on a new line with its info. If your local is closed, comment it as inactive under Status. If your local has a Bsky account, comment with that too. Thanks!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
if your local isn't on here yet, leave comments on a new line with its info. If your local is closed, comment it as inactive under Status. If your local has a Bsky account, comment with that too. Thanks!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
FGC Locals (Public)
docs.google.com
December 12, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The big list of FGC locals now contains 530 total events, wow!
if your local isn't on here yet, leave comments on a new line with its info. If your local is closed, comment it as inactive under Status. If your local has a Bsky account, comment with that too. Thanks!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
if your local isn't on here yet, leave comments on a new line with its info. If your local is closed, comment it as inactive under Status. If your local has a Bsky account, comment with that too. Thanks!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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why do we eat? just to poop again? Life is a prison
December 10, 2024 at 4:47 AM
why do we eat? just to poop again? Life is a prison
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the guy could have RT’d some truly heinous shit and he still would have done more to unsettle power than a million morally correct posters
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 PM
the guy could have RT’d some truly heinous shit and he still would have done more to unsettle power than a million morally correct posters
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Dudes who main grass-types always were a little different
December 9, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Dudes who main grass-types always were a little different
I sang Nickelback at karaoke last night in Shinjuku and it killed, so now I'm "reconnecting" with my "culture" (listening to grunge and nu-metal at max volume)
December 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I sang Nickelback at karaoke last night in Shinjuku and it killed, so now I'm "reconnecting" with my "culture" (listening to grunge and nu-metal at max volume)
Do you ever have those moments where you re-evaluate something critically that you've taken for granted since you were a kid? Anyway ...Smells Like Teen Spirit is a fuckin choice ass album, innit?
December 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Do you ever have those moments where you re-evaluate something critically that you've taken for granted since you were a kid? Anyway ...Smells Like Teen Spirit is a fuckin choice ass album, innit?
The TSA at JFK airport is more ratchet than a Jacksonville trap house, jfc
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The TSA at JFK airport is more ratchet than a Jacksonville trap house, jfc
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Tell me your Thanksgiving Shame.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
November 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Tell me your Thanksgiving Shame.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
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This is fucking hilarious…I posted a version of this tweet on Twitter and it wasn’t getting much engagement so I reposted it without the word “Bluesky” and it’s doing normally even though I didn’t even delete the original tweet.
Manipulation and lack of respect in action.
Manipulation and lack of respect in action.
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM
This is fucking hilarious…I posted a version of this tweet on Twitter and it wasn’t getting much engagement so I reposted it without the word “Bluesky” and it’s doing normally even though I didn’t even delete the original tweet.
Manipulation and lack of respect in action.
Manipulation and lack of respect in action.
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We want Bluesky to be a great home for journalists, publishers, and creators. Unlike other platforms, we don't de-promote your links. Post all the links you want — Bluesky is a lobby to the open web.
Traffic from Bluesky's @bsky.app to @theguardian.com is already 2x that of Threads
In its first week on the platform & with 300k followers, Bluesky traffic from @theguardian.com posts is already higher than it was from TwX in any week in 2024, where the account had 10.8m followers, but🧵
In its first week on the platform & with 300k followers, Bluesky traffic from @theguardian.com posts is already higher than it was from TwX in any week in 2024, where the account had 10.8m followers, but🧵
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 PM
We want Bluesky to be a great home for journalists, publishers, and creators. Unlike other platforms, we don't de-promote your links. Post all the links you want — Bluesky is a lobby to the open web.
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Drew a flyer for the next 3rd Strike tournament @arcadebrooklyn.bsky.social - this Saturday November 30
#3rdstrike #streetfighter #fanart
#3rdstrike #streetfighter #fanart
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Drew a flyer for the next 3rd Strike tournament @arcadebrooklyn.bsky.social - this Saturday November 30
#3rdstrike #streetfighter #fanart
#3rdstrike #streetfighter #fanart
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Makes me sad re-reading this amazing letter from ex-Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox sent to high school seniors in 1994 after they asked him “What should Americans learn from Watergate?” 20 years later in ‘94.
His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.
His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Makes me sad re-reading this amazing letter from ex-Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox sent to high school seniors in 1994 after they asked him “What should Americans learn from Watergate?” 20 years later in ‘94.
His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.
His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.
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we have reached the logical endpoint of this social experiment
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
we have reached the logical endpoint of this social experiment
Watching silent German movies from the early 1920s/30s kinda makes it clear how we've made so much less social progress than it seems. Like ... Watching Pandoras Box in 2024 and parts of this movie feels like it'd be transgressive if it was made today
November 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Watching silent German movies from the early 1920s/30s kinda makes it clear how we've made so much less social progress than it seems. Like ... Watching Pandoras Box in 2024 and parts of this movie feels like it'd be transgressive if it was made today