Almond
@sleepyalmond.bsky.social
ontologically evvil
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Did we all just abandon this at the same time.. anyway follow my Twitters @ Almondcum and @ SleepyAlmondMlk
September 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Did we all just abandon this at the same time.. anyway follow my Twitters @ Almondcum and @ SleepyAlmondMlk
Not now honey im decaying
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Not now honey im decaying
I remember when i went to see my new psychiatrist and after 5 minutes without hesitation she was like “you should get tested for autism” 💀
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I remember when i went to see my new psychiatrist and after 5 minutes without hesitation she was like “you should get tested for autism” 💀
The best part about dating me is when i cheat on you
January 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The best part about dating me is when i cheat on you
I love humoring delusional ass people
January 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I love humoring delusional ass people
Why the fuck did you make eye contact with me my nipples are down here
January 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why the fuck did you make eye contact with me my nipples are down here
Throwing bread crumbs at the twinks at the park
January 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Throwing bread crumbs at the twinks at the park
There is nothing cathartic about this
January 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
There is nothing cathartic about this
people saying it takes them years to move on from someone they love meanwhile my ADHD ass forgets you exist after 2 days
January 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
people saying it takes them years to move on from someone they love meanwhile my ADHD ass forgets you exist after 2 days
they dont want u dead like i want u dead
December 30, 2024 at 6:46 AM
they dont want u dead like i want u dead
insecure men are so fucking annoying
December 28, 2024 at 2:08 PM
insecure men are so fucking annoying
Im a sufferer like i suffer a lot
December 27, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Im a sufferer like i suffer a lot
You are the flesh maggots adore
December 25, 2024 at 6:05 AM
You are the flesh maggots adore
My new year resolution is to stop using teeth
December 24, 2024 at 7:06 AM
My new year resolution is to stop using teeth
Aripiprazole is a beautiful name for a girl
December 24, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Aripiprazole is a beautiful name for a girl
what its like being friends with me
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM
what its like being friends with me
Being stabbed on a bus is easier than this
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Being stabbed on a bus is easier than this
Reposted by Almond
You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
Going to lose my virginity under the mistletoe
December 22, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Going to lose my virginity under the mistletoe
Reposted by Almond
you can tell alot about a person by how many times they stab you
December 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
you can tell alot about a person by how many times they stab you
reconnecting with the dyke i used to be secretly in love with in my early 20s
December 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
reconnecting with the dyke i used to be secretly in love with in my early 20s