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shrimpheaven
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⚡️🐍\🍒\atreidaho // 18+ // they/them // hellsite migration 2.0 // lisa-n al gaibenstein // horsegirl Paul Atreides truther // “paul’s second, eviler cape” enthusiast // spyro the dragon is my dad // @sleepjeans on twt & shrimpheaven on AO3
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okay hi i'm terrible about Being Present Here, but i dropped a lil fic tonight! surprise! get horny for it!! ily!! <3

the envy of the gods above (i'm the holy water you have been without) - part IX of no plan, no kingdom to come // paul/duncan // 2k // explicit

archiveofourown.org/works/64628074
one thing that is very important to know abt me is that i will see An Art that i like &, with 0 idea of who it is An Art of, i will like/share. i could be looking at your OC, i could be looking at game chars, i could be looking at your jules verne fanart. i dont fuckin know. JUST ENJOYING. ty (◡‿◡✿)
September 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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errant
September 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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holodeck dungeons and dragons
September 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
September 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
📢 orcs on the cover of modern monster romance novels are getting TOO HUMAN. The allure of the orc is what makes them DIFFERENT from us. The allure of the orc is not simply a tall, buff dude with green skin. I WANT REAL ORCS 📢

thank u for listening
September 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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how do you get your father to love you
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The Garden Of Memory
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
just realized I forgot to include the atreidaho discord link in my last endnote. OOPS. y’all know where to find us though skdjshsjs
April 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I don’t want to be one of those creators accused of inserting a thinly veiled fetish into their work. I would like to be known for my obvious, observable, unveiled fetishes.
January 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
okay hi i'm terrible about Being Present Here, but i dropped a lil fic tonight! surprise! get horny for it!! ily!! <3

the envy of the gods above (i'm the holy water you have been without) - part IX of no plan, no kingdom to come // paul/duncan // 2k // explicit

archiveofourown.org/works/64628074
April 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
new year new me or whatever idk
January 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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bed bugs 🪲🐛💤
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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People are always like “you gotta comment on fics to show your appreciation!!” Which is true, but you also gotta comment because you will get fun replies back with bonus lore or you might make a friend
December 22, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Tieflings 😩
December 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM
hell yeah babes grip it & rip it
December 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
would you like a doe from my sketchbook? have a doe from my sketchbook!
December 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."

I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
think I might be able to squeeze in one more before the end of the year, so stay tuned!

the crazy thing is that I checked my lists, and I DNFd a book for every one I finished. so I burned G-d knows how many reading days on the 83 titles I ultimately didn’t think were worth finishing. that’s WILD.
December 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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This is a friendly reminder that even if you can't support an artist you love through monetary means, your retweets have a MASSIVE amount of power here on Bluesky. Since there's no algorithm, every RT you give makes a post more visible to others!
December 17, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
dude… I love my boss
December 17, 2024 at 4:03 PM