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Sam-I-Am
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A Blunt #NUFC Fan 🖤🤍
An alternative thinker 🤔
Organiser of the #BlueskyToon FPL
Green Party Member 💚
Fuck Zionism 🖕🏼
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Death by cuteness? 😆
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Kevin's Dan Burn Baby Burn received the most points this GW (Kevin's second this season) which gives him a boost up the lower end of the table to 61st 🤩, and Peter's Orare Pro Me's 57 pts wasn't enough to lift his team off the bottom of the table 🫣
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
🚨 #BlueskyToon #FPL #NUFC GW12 🚨

Richard's Dinamo Bambino remains top of the league, but only by 14 pts, with Dave's Bayer Daverkusen taking 2nd spot away from Jim's Brian Munich 👏

Calum's Botman Returns has indeed returned to the top 10 this week in 10th, with minor movement above him 🦇
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🐀
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Even Birmingham have shared plans of their future stadium, and yet what have we done!? #NUFC 🤦🏻‍♂️😤
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We all know Sky Sports hates us, but to be honest, with how we’ve been so far, it won’t surprise me we’ll finish in the bottom half 🫣 #NUFC
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
So now that the international break is finally over for this year, on to #NUFC's remaining fixtures... It's look grim! The only two competitions we have a good chance in is the Champions League & EFL Cup! 🫣😅
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Someone could have told me #TheFantasticFour was shit! What a waste of a Sunday evening. Marvel have lost it.
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
‘No physical condition’!? Anyone? #NUFC
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think he’s gone and deleted his profile now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
OPTA confuses me. We’re 12th, Palace 11th and Brighton at 14th!? #NUFC #OPTA
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
He’s still up to his unblocking/blocking antics.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This Woltemessi blocks and unblocks me continuously (ref. Image) but he also has a go that I’m not a true fan because I don’t live in the city!? A knob, for calling him out for being a Howe hater!?

Piss off! I’m happy to say that he’s the first #NUFC fan I’ve come across on here who’s a cunt.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Can I use this screenshot please?

And I think he just unblocks and then blocks again as per my notifications.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
For example… I do have a stalker 😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Karl's Why the hell not? tops this GW with 66 pts 👑, but it's a low week of results. Samuel's Working@theScharwash scored 57 pts which gives him some breathing space from the bottom 3! 👏

Peter's Orare Pro Me is bottom of the FPL for the 2nd week running 🫣

International break again, perhas needed?
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
🚨 #BlueskyToon #NUFC FPL GW11 Update 🚨

A really mixed week with results, Richard's Dinamo Bambino remains top of the table, however Jim's Brian Munich rises up to 2nd 27 pts behind! 😅

Charlie's Elangas & Mash returns to the top 10 in 5th 👏

How many will keep Haaland as captain after the break?
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ve not done that bad in the end 😅
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Careful people, we have a tempramental #NUFC fan who blocks you if you go against his opnion.

I knew I'd be blocked by a fellow fan today!
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Well this is promising news about Wissa #NUFC
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Got tickets to two really awesome festivals next year! 🤘🏼 #slamdunkfestival #outbreakfestival #slamdunk #outbreak
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Does anyone know a trusted British bootmaker (either online/store) that makes/sells good quality boots.

I’m not a fan of Timberlands or DMs, want a decent pair of leather boots this winter… Similar to the photo.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
So we’re just 3 points off from last season.

We’ve had slow starts for the past few seasons, but when will this stop?

Once we’ve had a good summer of signings and pre-season? #NUFC
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Ashley's Miggy Stardust had an impressive GW with 103 pts with a few of the lower league teams gaining high scores moving them up the table! 👏

Sadly Peter's Orare Pro Me sits bottom of the league this week, by 1 pt! 😬

Embarassingly my team, Ameobi-Wan Kenobi scored the lowest with 32 pts 🫣😫
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM