Valentin
@slashwilliams.bsky.social
• 27 • he/him • bisexual
• here for a good time 🖖
• evil dead/bruce campbell fixation rn
• here for a good time 🖖
• evil dead/bruce campbell fixation rn
I thought I was posting this to twitter.... Guys I have a confession to make... I use twitter again now. This place is so fucking dead and I just started Twin Peaks and I need to talk about it with oomfs so yeah I post there again now as well :/ Anyway Dale Cooper!!!
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I thought I was posting this to twitter.... Guys I have a confession to make... I use twitter again now. This place is so fucking dead and I just started Twin Peaks and I need to talk about it with oomfs so yeah I post there again now as well :/ Anyway Dale Cooper!!!
The one recurring online discourse that actually pisses me off so much is people complaining about the price of take-out and their belief that cooking at home is more expensive. It makes me angry when people refuse to learn how to cook and this literally made me laugh out loud
January 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The one recurring online discourse that actually pisses me off so much is people complaining about the price of take-out and their belief that cooking at home is more expensive. It makes me angry when people refuse to learn how to cook and this literally made me laugh out loud
Anti capitalist king
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Anti capitalist king
Keaton sluts, look what I found in the $7.50 DVD bin at Walmart today, with director's commentary too !!!!
January 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Keaton sluts, look what I found in the $7.50 DVD bin at Walmart today, with director's commentary too !!!!
Reading a book on religious trauma and I'm kind of now realizing that a person with religious trauma who goes on to develop a priest/God kink might just be subconsciously sexualizing the fawning response...
January 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reading a book on religious trauma and I'm kind of now realizing that a person with religious trauma who goes on to develop a priest/God kink might just be subconsciously sexualizing the fawning response...
Oh it's real 😭 Apparently made by the same people who made Re-Penetrator lmao
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh it's real 😭 Apparently made by the same people who made Re-Penetrator lmao
In 2020 Bruce Campbell wrote a book of essays and there was one on forestry because he's a self-proclaimed tree hugger, and this is such a good point about historical European deforestation/environmental destruction. I never would've thought of this.
January 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In 2020 Bruce Campbell wrote a book of essays and there was one on forestry because he's a self-proclaimed tree hugger, and this is such a good point about historical European deforestation/environmental destruction. I never would've thought of this.
Why does that last paragraph go so hard omg "I never set out to become a B-movie actor but fake blood doesn't wash off so easily." !!!!! Bruce Campbell the writer that you are
January 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Why does that last paragraph go so hard omg "I never set out to become a B-movie actor but fake blood doesn't wash off so easily." !!!!! Bruce Campbell the writer that you are
The queer transmasc conundrum: Do I want to be him or be with him?
January 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The queer transmasc conundrum: Do I want to be him or be with him?
I actually need Bruce Campbell in a way that is concerning
January 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I actually need Bruce Campbell in a way that is concerning
Slutty little back
Slutty little waist
Slutty little waist
January 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Slutty little back
Slutty little waist
Slutty little waist
AND this is the bdsm episode wow (better quality bc this clip is on youtube)
January 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
AND this is the bdsm episode wow (better quality bc this clip is on youtube)
LMAO no just watching Xena
January 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
LMAO no just watching Xena
Absolutely ass quality because I'm signed into my brother's prime video on my tv but can't access it through my laptop so I had to go screenshot these from a pirate site BUT ANYWAY LOOK!!! Autolycus in a crop top!!!!
January 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Absolutely ass quality because I'm signed into my brother's prime video on my tv but can't access it through my laptop so I had to go screenshot these from a pirate site BUT ANYWAY LOOK!!! Autolycus in a crop top!!!!
The way he absolutely did not need to mention this ???? Lmaoooo and the silence of the audience after he said this too omfg I cut off like 5 seconds of silence ahahha
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The way he absolutely did not need to mention this ???? Lmaoooo and the silence of the audience after he said this too omfg I cut off like 5 seconds of silence ahahha
Just brought my baby to the vet to get a lump checked out and the vet said it looks non-cancerous and was optimistic. They have to actually analyze it still so I'm just hoping for the best. She's 12 years old and everything to me <3
January 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just brought my baby to the vet to get a lump checked out and the vet said it looks non-cancerous and was optimistic. They have to actually analyze it still so I'm just hoping for the best. She's 12 years old and everything to me <3
I miss Al Calavicci 😭😭😭
January 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I miss Al Calavicci 😭😭😭
Bruce in the back lmao when you forget for a second that your character is in the military and fuck up your posture
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bruce in the back lmao when you forget for a second that your character is in the military and fuck up your posture
The Sam Axe prequel film made a decade before Burn Notice
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The Sam Axe prequel film made a decade before Burn Notice
I'll go as low as you want baby
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I'll go as low as you want baby
Yeah that's literally Sam- I know my boyfriend when I see him
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yeah that's literally Sam- I know my boyfriend when I see him
Ok now this character is actually giving young Sam Axe
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ok now this character is actually giving young Sam Axe