slashchov
slashchov.bsky.social
slashchov
@slashchov.bsky.social
Male, 22

God's most anxious autist.

Currently in "part-time minimum wage job" arc
Getting paid 8.85 to listen to a three year old's schizophrenic ramblings

I work at a shoe store, btw.
February 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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very cool faithful pokemon remake where they couldnt even remember Machop holding a fucking rock now it looks hes getting mugged
December 16, 2024 at 9:43 PM
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Christmas music just started.

Am I finally a true retail worker?
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Size 18 4E.

Genuinely. Who the fuck needs that?
November 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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Subliminal messaging
November 11, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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In Mario and Luigi, you used to control Mario with A and Luigi with B, but they changed it so that you have to use A to select your move for Luigi, and then you attack with B. This works against years of muscle memory.
November 8, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Never kill yourself
November 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Very excited. But it's hard to tell because I'm bad at expressing myself through text.
October 29, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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#XenobladeChronicles X: Definitive Edition is coming to #NintendoSwitch on 3/20/25!

Explore the mysterious planet Mira in this epic sci-fi JRPG, now with enhanced visuals and brand-new story elements!

youtu.be/meabXp-IFkM?...
Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition – Announcement Trailer – Nintendo Switch
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
October 29, 2024 at 2:10 PM
October 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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i always get mesmerized by rock sections in stores that have them.. i want to buy the rocks... i have no use for the rocks i just like looking at them
October 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Ran into a dog earlier.

AMA
October 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
B- Big Mama's pickled sausage...
October 20, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I already like bluesky more because I have followers that are real people.
October 18, 2024 at 5:36 PM