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slanderpanic.bsky.social
Haze!
@slanderpanic.bsky.social
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Nerd of all trades, roller derby announcer, cannabis enthusiast, cat dad. I'm generally pretty awesome.
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Solar powered floof.

#PipIsCute #PipIsEcoFriendly
A beautiful calico cat sitting on an end table in a sunbeam in front of a screen door.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Pip and me!

#PipIsCute #PipLovesTurkey
A beardy human and a gorgeous calico cat, both smiling at the camera.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
Make America Gory Again.

#Fallout76 #Halloween #MischiefNight #NoKings #8647
A ghoul in a bloody hockey mask holding a wicked machete in front of the US Presidential Seal.
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
After HUNDREDS of tries (and NO idling!) I finally landed a glowing #Fasnacht mask!

#FO76 #Fallout76
A cool ghoul doing a ski jump while wearing a red suit and a glowing Blue Devil mask. Dottie, a ghoul in a lab coat, provides commentary on their fashion choices. A cool ghoul rocking the fuck out while wearing a red suit and a glowing Blue Devil mask.
August 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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She generously allowed me to take this photo between cuddle sessions today.

#PipIsCute #PipIsReadyForHerCloseup
A closeup shot of a gorgeous calico cat who is standing on her human's desk and awaiting cuddles.
July 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
I'm so hype for #TwistedMetal season 2! The first season was so much better than I had any expectations for. Can't wait to see how crazy this one gets!
A promo gif for Twisted Metal season 2, with Anthony Mackie and Stephanie Beatriz smiling while Sweet Tooth makes a "come get some" pose, all over some animated explosions and the cars from the show.
July 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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This #Fallout76 fishing update is a bona fide hit. I'd been feeling pretty burnt out, but now I'm having a blast! I burned through most of the challenges now, but it's so fun finding new places to dip a hook.

#GoneFission
A ghoul in dapper fishing gear catching a local legend in a polluted swimming pool.
July 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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She's not technically allowed on the table, but at least she's using a napkin. She has meowners.

#PipIsCute #PipIsALady #CatsOfBluesky
A cute calico cat standing on a paper napkin on a dining table.
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Wishing all of y'all who don't support fascism a very safe and happy #4thOfJuly and wishing all of y'all who are in favor of all this rancid pigshittery a heartfelt Go Fuck Yourselves.

#Fallout76 #FuckICE
A ghoul in swim trunks waving an American flag over a sign that reads, "Fuck ICE."
July 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Life is pretty fucked up for most of us right now, but at least I got gently woken up by this sweetie today.

#PipIsCute #PipIsGolden #CatsOfBluesky
A beautiful calico cat glowing with morning sunlight and freshly-devoured breakfast.
June 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I caught her looking majestic while I was making breakfast.

#PipIsCute #PipIsMagic #CatsOfBluesky
A gorgeous calico cat standing in a windowsill during the last moments of the dawn light.
June 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Happy Purride from me and this cutie!

#PipIsCute #PipHasPurride #PrideMonth #CatsOfBluesky
An adorable calico cat in a Progress Pride collar, looking slightly annoyed at her human.
June 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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We absolutely won the Cat Lottery.
A lovely calico cat in a Pride collar.
May 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I know it's early, but she got a new collar today.

#PipIsCute #PipHasPurride #PrideMonth #CatsOfBluesky
An exceedingly cute and good calico cat wearing a Pride bow tie bell collar.
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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BOO!

#Fallout76
A cool ghoul wearing a green spacesuit, Mothman goggles, and a Gigablossom crown.
May 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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She generously allowed me to take a closeup today.

#PipIsCute #PipIsReadyMrDeMille #CatsOfBluesky
A beautiful calico cat staring at fuck-knows-what.
May 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
I caught her in mid-sneeze.

#PipIsCute #PipIsDusty #CatsOfBluesky
A lovely calico cat caught in an adorably vulnerable moment.
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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#MayTheFourth be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Pip almost always gets a little jelly when I leave.

#PipIsCute #PipIsWatchingYou #CatsOfBluesky
A gorgeous calico cat sits in the window, pupils narrowed to slits in the sunlight, wondering when her person is going to come back inside and shower her with affection.
April 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Springtime cozy floof.

#PipIsCute #PipIsHoneyBun #CatsOfBluesky
A lovely calico cat curled up in a patch of sunlight.
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
How much is that muffin in the window?

#PipIsCute #PipIsNotForSale #CatsOfBluesky
A lovely calico cat looking off to the side while sitting in a window.
April 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I'll admit I'm not exactly a *guns* person, but I'm preeetty sure it's not supposed to look like that.

#Fallout76
A screenshot from Fallout 76 of a wildly jumbled Gatling gun.
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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This angle makes her ears look so long.

#PipIsCute #PipIsBatman #CatsOfBluesky
A beautiful calico cat looking longingly off to the side, undoubtedly pondering the lack of Sheba treats in her immediate vicinity.
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I got too much face fluff for all this cuddle.

#PipIsCute #PipIsCozy #CatsOfBluesky #BeardsOfBluesky
A lovely calico cat curled up in the arms of some beardy human.
March 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Happy #StPatricksDay, Baton Rouge!
A can of Guinness in a rainbow coozie advertising Open Health Clinic.
March 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM