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slanderpanic.bsky.social
Haze!
@slanderpanic.bsky.social
Nerd of all trades, roller derby announcer, cannabis enthusiast, cat dad. I'm generally pretty awesome.
Solar powered floof.

#PipIsCute #PipIsEcoFriendly
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Pip and me!

#PipIsCute #PipLovesTurkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Make America Gory Again.

#Fallout76 #Halloween #MischiefNight #NoKings #8647
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
After HUNDREDS of tries (and NO idling!) I finally landed a glowing #Fasnacht mask!

#FO76 #Fallout76
August 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
She generously allowed me to take this photo between cuddle sessions today.

#PipIsCute #PipIsReadyForHerCloseup
July 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm so hype for #TwistedMetal season 2! The first season was so much better than I had any expectations for. Can't wait to see how crazy this one gets!
July 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This #Fallout76 fishing update is a bona fide hit. I'd been feeling pretty burnt out, but now I'm having a blast! I burned through most of the challenges now, but it's so fun finding new places to dip a hook.

#GoneFission
July 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
She's not technically allowed on the table, but at least she's using a napkin. She has meowners.

#PipIsCute #PipIsALady #CatsOfBluesky
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wishing all of y'all who don't support fascism a very safe and happy #4thOfJuly and wishing all of y'all who are in favor of all this rancid pigshittery a heartfelt Go Fuck Yourselves.

#Fallout76 #FuckICE
July 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Life is pretty fucked up for most of us right now, but at least I got gently woken up by this sweetie today.

#PipIsCute #PipIsGolden #CatsOfBluesky
June 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I caught her looking majestic while I was making breakfast.

#PipIsCute #PipIsMagic #CatsOfBluesky
June 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Happy Purride from me and this cutie!

#PipIsCute #PipHasPurride #PrideMonth #CatsOfBluesky
June 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We absolutely won the Cat Lottery.
May 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know it's early, but she got a new collar today.

#PipIsCute #PipHasPurride #PrideMonth #CatsOfBluesky
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
May 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
She generously allowed me to take a closeup today.

#PipIsCute #PipIsReadyMrDeMille #CatsOfBluesky
May 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I caught her in mid-sneeze.

#PipIsCute #PipIsDusty #CatsOfBluesky
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#MayTheFourth be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pip almost always gets a little jelly when I leave.

#PipIsCute #PipIsWatchingYou #CatsOfBluesky
April 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How much is that muffin in the window?

#PipIsCute #PipIsNotForSale #CatsOfBluesky
April 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'll admit I'm not exactly a *guns* person, but I'm preeetty sure it's not supposed to look like that.

#Fallout76
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This angle makes her ears look so long.

#PipIsCute #PipIsBatman #CatsOfBluesky
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I got too much face fluff for all this cuddle.

#PipIsCute #PipIsCozy #CatsOfBluesky #BeardsOfBluesky
March 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Happy #StPatricksDay, Baton Rouge!
March 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM