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Nerd of all trades, roller derby announcer, cannabis enthusiast, cat dad. I'm generally pretty awesome.
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IT BEGINS! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - The Enterprise is in orbit of Risa. Captain Jellico has had to bail Riker out of horny jail... again. Panel 2 - Jellico: Will, I was thinking abotu making a standing order to have Christmas trees all over the ship. Panel 3 - It might spruce up the place a bit. Panel 4 - Jellico Jaunt(Christmas edition)
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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NICHE FALLOUT 76 CONTENT BEGINS

Last night, I went to the Pick to buy some legendary modules, and while I was there, I GOT A PERFECTLY PRESERVED PIE FROM THE PORT-A-DINER!

I try every time I see one, and this is the first time it's delivered. It was very exciting.

NICHE FALLOUT 76 CONTENT ENDS
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
Solar powered floof.

#PipIsCute #PipIsEcoFriendly
A beautiful calico cat sitting on an end table in a sunbeam in front of a screen door.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving from Pip and me!

#PipIsCute #PipLovesTurkey
A beardy human and a gorgeous calico cat, both smiling at the camera.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
Boys have swag

Gentlemen have style

I have a shark-cuterie board
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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tabby676.bsky.social
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.

No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
Progressives didn't make historic gains last week for the benefit of the Schumer crew. Those gains were made in spite of these dickshits. They've shown again and again that they'll fail to meet the moment and, as a result, we're forced to rebuild the party out from underneath them.
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · 21d
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
If you're a T-Mobile customer, you get Apple TV included, which means you have no excuse for not having watched #Plur1bus. Get after it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
Ow. Right in the wallet.
preternia.com preternia @preternia.com · 24d
New Four Horsemen Mythic Legions Wave Reveals: Bulwarqq.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
My kingdom for 24/48 hour @discord.com slowmode options.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
The @pbs.org Youtube channel is a literal national treasure. Fuck the Repugnicans for going to war against public education.
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
I can tell I've been watching too much #Foundation lately because I keep having dreams wherein I'm a Cleon dreaming in my pod while I wait to get decanted.
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
They did this amazing addition to the game, got us all excited, and then fucking BURIED it in a gamblecrate. I'm extremely disappointed, but I guess at least the whales will be happy?

#StarTrekOnline #STO #StarTrek #TheLastStarship
thomasthecat.bsky.social Thomas Marrone @thomasthecat.bsky.social · Oct 21
I am so excited to have @jacksonlanzing.bsky.social and @collinkelly.bsky.social on Star Trek Online's livestream today at 11 AM Pacific to talk about the new IDW Star Trek comic THE LAST STARSHIP and the addition of the U.S.S. Omega into Star Trek Online!

www.twitch.tv/decagameslive
Image of the USS Omega, originally from the IDW Star Trek Comic THE LAST STARSHIP, as a ship model in Star Trek Online.
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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jamesgunn.bsky.social
Over her lifetime she's married a bird-man from another planet, shattered the moon, been turned into a gorilla, been a UN Ambassador, and so so much more. That's living!! Happy anniversary to the great Amazonian warrior, #WonderWoman!
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Another #oceanoptimism story, this time about #scallops in the waters of #Virginia

Source: Good News Network
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Locally Extinct for a Century, Bay Scallops Thriving Again on Virginia Shore of Chesapeake Bay
Bay scallops are making an incredible resurgence in coastal bays along Virginia's Eastern Shore, according to a new survey.
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October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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thomasthecat.bsky.social
I am so excited to have @jacksonlanzing.bsky.social and @collinkelly.bsky.social on Star Trek Online's livestream today at 11 AM Pacific to talk about the new IDW Star Trek comic THE LAST STARSHIP and the addition of the U.S.S. Omega into Star Trek Online!

www.twitch.tv/decagameslive
Image of the USS Omega, originally from the IDW Star Trek Comic THE LAST STARSHIP, as a ship model in Star Trek Online.
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
Make America Gory Again.

#Fallout76 #Halloween #MischiefNight #NoKings #8647
A ghoul in a bloody hockey mask holding a wicked machete in front of the US Presidential Seal.
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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foodcu-be.bsky.social
when the star trek online
September 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
About to go ask @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social a million questions about The Riches at South Alabama Comic Con.
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Of course I struggle. I also don't fucking quit. Says Skeletor looking spicy about something.
September 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
slanderpanic.bsky.social
If you don't go home smelling like at least six other people's sweat, did you even go to #rollerderby?

#derbysky
September 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
What’s a pirate’s favorite computer programming language?

You’d think it’s R, but no, their first love will always be the C.

Happy talk like a pirate day!
a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and laughing .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and laughing .
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September 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM