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October 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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this is my favorite
an image from the article, starting in the middle of a sentence: "US version: mahjong, the sexual massage parlor, and the hostess clubs. After I explain to him what Sega cut from the US version, he said: アメリカ版ã‚'買った奴がかわいそうだ。セガＵＳＡが最低だね.(Translation: I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.)" [sic]
August 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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calvin's dad asks him "PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING." "The two types of floor are carpet and pavement. All floors fall into these two categories. Rugs? Carpet. Wood? Pavement." "YEAH..." calvin replies. his dad continues, "Grass? Carpet. But if it dies, it becomes pavement. Despite being meant to be paved, gravel is carpet." cut to calvin awake in his bed, traumatized from the new information
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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thanks spotify recommendsed

#makeaterriblecomicday2025
a radio, playing, displaying the station 103.0. one stick figure says "turn the radio off this sogm sucks" another one turns the radio off the first one says "thanks" that same one turns toward the viewer and says "Well folks, that is what we in the business like to call the Power of Persuasion!"
June 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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inspired by that one yt comment
April 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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this was relaly hard which is why it took so long to make this edit
the comic from the original post (cat 1 says "i'm neurodivergent!" cat 2 says "more like nerdodivergent!" and then slams into a tree. i have edited it so that it says neurodivergent instead of nerdodivergent.
April 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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originality is dead
i have searched for "420 prays it." there is one result, a post from @teknomaniac from 7 hours ago: "I guess 420 Praise It and 420 Prays It apply, too."
April 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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game maker
Ultimate GameMaker Knowledge Quiz Results GENERAL: 4 / 9 correct (44%) PROGRAMMING: 25 / 37 correct (68%) LORE: 6 / 14 correct (43%) Total Score: 35 / 60 correct (58%)
January 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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crudely drawn comic strip. first panel: two stick figures. second panel: one says "i adore you". third panel: the other one is now a door.
October 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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hey @archive.org i made a new logo for open library for the occasion
the Open Library banner but with the sign saying "OPEN" replaced with one saying "TEMPORARILY CLOSED"
October 12, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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"Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,431,845!" the application says.

a fun fact about this number is that it is both prime and the sum of two primes!
Celebrating 10M users party emoji #2,431,845 me also me joined dec 8 2023
September 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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the home screen of AVIANOS, one of the games on display, edited to say MANOS THE [hand] HANDS OF FATE
September 15, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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ピピリリニリリリリリ
pipi lili lili (a very small bug)
September 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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the "a circle??" meme, but instead Sisyphus Prime Ultrakill is watching over the machine (that produces the skull projectile sprite instead) and is holding a little head of a v1 fumo. he says "a visitor??" in comic sans
August 22, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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clouds. i have drawn an amogus in the space between some of them. i am clearly grasping at straws in order to do this bit (the amogus has no backpack).
August 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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this is a Man.
a crude drawing of a flower with only two petals (and notably zero feathers)
July 17, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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the creation of adam portion of the sistine chapel ceiling with the amogus reaching out and the baby amogus from the original post overlaid onto adam and god's hand, respectively
June 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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i made a cad alt delete of my own but if you have not already go check out cad-comic.tumblr.com
ethan from ctrl+alt+del is sitting in a chair: "I LOVE DRAWING COMICS FOR THE COMCIS PAGE." he thinks for a moment, then starts burning a pencil with a lighter. he continues burning the pencil.
May 6, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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garfield holds a cup of coffee. he is saying "this year started on a monday. fuck."
January 2, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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german: what, sir?
the person sitting on the coutner:
glass of water
December 13, 2023 at 4:42 AM