Slade
@sladewolf.bsky.social
Currently riding my motorcycle from California to the bottom of South America, then back to Colombia 🏍️
Not a big dick energy kinda dude, more like a weird dick energy kinda dude
Not a big dick energy kinda dude, more like a weird dick energy kinda dude
*Plays the Fox character in Megabonk*
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
*Plays the Fox character in Megabonk*
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
*Epstein files release*
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
*Epstein files release*
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
I bet it feels so fucking good to chew on wood if you're a beaver
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I bet it feels so fucking good to chew on wood if you're a beaver
When suit makers create a bodysuit, they should stitch together scraps from each fabric type used and give that to you so you can test it with how you're going to clean/dry your suit
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When suit makers create a bodysuit, they should stitch together scraps from each fabric type used and give that to you so you can test it with how you're going to clean/dry your suit
I got to drive Death Road in Bolivia a few days ago!
September 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I got to drive Death Road in Bolivia a few days ago!
German karaoke be like:
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
German karaoke be like:
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
The Uyuni Salt Flats! The largest salt flats in the world, I spent 3 days out on them with the bike
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Uyuni Salt Flats! The largest salt flats in the world, I spent 3 days out on them with the bike
Southern Bolivia, around Laguna Colorada. The night we're consistently below freezing
July 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Southern Bolivia, around Laguna Colorada. The night we're consistently below freezing
The northwestern deserts of Argentina, and grilled llama meat.
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
July 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The northwestern deserts of Argentina, and grilled llama meat.
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
Currently eating all the free samples of bluechew at Costco
July 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Currently eating all the free samples of bluechew at Costco
I'm crankin it on Wall Street, call me Jerkshire Hathaway
June 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm crankin it on Wall Street, call me Jerkshire Hathaway
You think Sisyphus ever took a gooning break while pushing that damn boulder up the mountain?
May 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You think Sisyphus ever took a gooning break while pushing that damn boulder up the mountain?
Torres del Paine, Chile ⛰️⛰️⛰️
May 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Torres del Paine, Chile ⛰️⛰️⛰️
2 months ago I successfully rode my motorcycle all the way to Ushuaia, bottom of South America!! 🍾🍾 I'm currently riding north again to the northernmost point of South America, in Colombia
May 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2 months ago I successfully rode my motorcycle all the way to Ushuaia, bottom of South America!! 🍾🍾 I'm currently riding north again to the northernmost point of South America, in Colombia
What do you mean it's childish to try using beyblades to decide child custody in court??
April 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What do you mean it's childish to try using beyblades to decide child custody in court??
Tonight I'm pouring cinnamon and methanol into my sleep apnea machine and becoming a guild navigator from Dune
April 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tonight I'm pouring cinnamon and methanol into my sleep apnea machine and becoming a guild navigator from Dune
Go go gadget, sicko mode!
April 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Go go gadget, sicko mode!
Osorno region, Chile. This country is AMAZING! I really think a lot of people sleep on Chile
March 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Osorno region, Chile. This country is AMAZING! I really think a lot of people sleep on Chile
Kinda late post but.. I REACHED THE PANAMA CANAL AND SUCCESSFULLY CROSSED ALL OF CENTRAL AMERICA ON MY MOTORCYCLE!!!
It took me 5 months. I'm extending the ride to be 12-13 months and shipped the bike to Santiago Chile to reach bottom of Patagonia before winter, then ride back north to Colombia
It took me 5 months. I'm extending the ride to be 12-13 months and shipped the bike to Santiago Chile to reach bottom of Patagonia before winter, then ride back north to Colombia
February 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Kinda late post but.. I REACHED THE PANAMA CANAL AND SUCCESSFULLY CROSSED ALL OF CENTRAL AMERICA ON MY MOTORCYCLE!!!
It took me 5 months. I'm extending the ride to be 12-13 months and shipped the bike to Santiago Chile to reach bottom of Patagonia before winter, then ride back north to Colombia
It took me 5 months. I'm extending the ride to be 12-13 months and shipped the bike to Santiago Chile to reach bottom of Patagonia before winter, then ride back north to Colombia
Cheese, I mean WOW, right?? I hope whoever invented it got their dick sucked all the time
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Cheese, I mean WOW, right?? I hope whoever invented it got their dick sucked all the time
What do you MEAN liking every single photo on someone's Barq makes me look "down bad"??
January 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What do you MEAN liking every single photo on someone's Barq makes me look "down bad"??
Wow, can you believe it's already that time of year again? Remember folks, those hogs ain't gonna crank themselves!!
🚨🚨REMINDER!!!🚨🚨
Tomorrow is national Jerk Off In The Public Library Day. Make sure to log into your local public libraries computer tomorrow and crank one out in support of your local librarians
Tomorrow is national Jerk Off In The Public Library Day. Make sure to log into your local public libraries computer tomorrow and crank one out in support of your local librarians
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wow, can you believe it's already that time of year again? Remember folks, those hogs ain't gonna crank themselves!!
Why does the world need Balatro if we already have Monopoly GO?
January 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Why does the world need Balatro if we already have Monopoly GO?
I've squeezed blood from stones. I've boiled oceans down to a single cup. I've found every needle in every haystack already. I'm in the guy the ghostbusters call!!
January 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I've squeezed blood from stones. I've boiled oceans down to a single cup. I've found every needle in every haystack already. I'm in the guy the ghostbusters call!!
Made it through Nicaragua and Costa Rica!
January 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Made it through Nicaragua and Costa Rica!