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skypilot83.bsky.social
Some guy on the interwebs
@skypilot83.bsky.social
Findom satirist. Painfully average jokester. Creator of safe practices. Blocker of maga fascists.
Lover of: simping, feet, ankle socks, and pits
Pinned
Poll ❔❓

Dommes; What kind of sub is more mushy?

subs; What makes you send more?

Being locked in chastity 🔐

Or

Having to edge several times a day with no release 🚫

Quote with the emoji of Y/your favorite

#findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #humanATM #drain #nnn #goon #denial #chastity
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Do you think there’s a parallel universe where men understand the basics of conversation and ask follow up questions?
April 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Need new jeans cause my ass keeps getting fatter. Reimbursement time for you! You’re welcome! 💋

#findom #worship #booty #goddess
April 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Ummm hellooooo???

Well now I’m crabby 😡
Need new jeans cause my ass keeps getting fatter. Reimbursement time for you! You’re welcome! 💋

#findom #worship #booty #goddess
April 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Daddy D posting unpixelated toes? Miracles do happen. Happy Sunday hoes. 🩷

#feet #toes #worship #armpit #fetish #findom #femdom
April 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Beep bop boop

- you
April 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Repost a pic with your age

39 💋
April 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I love when subs join in on my bits. Prosper through wieners is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

#CODD #findom
April 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Bonus points for sending while I’m rage masturbating and watching weird porn
April 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Someone got excited by my post and wants to make it into the club some day. Let’s see if he has what it takes
April 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Accepting applications!

How to apply:

🌼 Send $40+ initial tribute
🌼 Be ready to AV
🌼 Tell me why you want to join the cult

#CODD #findom #femdom #finsub #worship #goddess #serve #Imyourdaddynow
April 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Chastity, teased and trembling. She doesn’t need to say a word, just a look, a laugh, and i’m throbbing in my cage, loving every second of the ache. Denial isn’t torture, it’s devotion.

#ChastityJoy #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #OFFDD #CODD
April 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Keep them begging

#findom #femdom
March 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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🖤🩶🤍 Something about monochrome and Monday

#domme #worship #findom #goddess #tribute
March 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Hey ATM, dispense 🩷
March 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I’ve been unusually generous this weekend. What a lucky simp
March 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
She gave me permission to cum. One final release before chastity starts tomorrow. i’m too gooned to even finish, brain melted, body twitching, all i can think about is paying more. One last tribute. One last drain.

#sendingissex #Findom #finsub #paypig #cashcow #PFFDD #CODD
March 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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If you do this then you are the human equivalent of an unflavored snow cone
March 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥 “I’d walk through Hell on living feet for you” 🔥 #devotion #worship #domme #findom #femdom #goddess
March 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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lol was this the same night I made you lick the carpet?
And his brother walked in while he was doing this 🤣
March 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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What is it?? I want it?? Tell me!! No, don’t tell me.
March 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
my Domme just told me i’m just stuff. An object. A thing to use, and drain. Honestly? Feeling seen.

#FinsubReality #Findom #finsub #cashcow #paypig #PFFDD #CODD #juststuff
March 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM