Skrimshander
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
Yes, raid your local library, borrow from friends, scour bargain bins. Use LibriVox, Project Gutenberg, even Anna’s Archive and Z-Library. Read freely whenever you can, but you still need to buy books.
Your money is a vote for the kind of books you want to see publishers take a chance on.
Your money is a vote for the kind of books you want to see publishers take a chance on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yes, raid your local library, borrow from friends, scour bargain bins. Use LibriVox, Project Gutenberg, even Anna’s Archive and Z-Library. Read freely whenever you can, but you still need to buy books.
Your money is a vote for the kind of books you want to see publishers take a chance on.
Your money is a vote for the kind of books you want to see publishers take a chance on.
"Listen to the brown thrasher in the spring and hear him tell the farmer, 'Cover it up! Cover it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! One step beyond!'"
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Listen to the brown thrasher in the spring and hear him tell the farmer, 'Cover it up! Cover it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! One step beyond!'"
Guy who showed up because he misread it as Omelets: “Yeah, this place is super rad. Wait. What? Who’s in a basement?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Guy who showed up because he misread it as Omelets: “Yeah, this place is super rad. Wait. What? Who’s in a basement?”
Slightly disappointed in the Tigger Movie for giving Tigger a house. I liked that the strongest friendship in the 100 Acre Wood (besides Pooh and Christopher Robin) was between a fatherless child and a mentally ill homeless man.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Slightly disappointed in the Tigger Movie for giving Tigger a house. I liked that the strongest friendship in the 100 Acre Wood (besides Pooh and Christopher Robin) was between a fatherless child and a mentally ill homeless man.
Here’s a prediction that will absolutely come true. In the next 10 years, people will have custom AIs built into their tombstones so that loved ones will be able to visit the grave and talk to “them.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Here’s a prediction that will absolutely come true. In the next 10 years, people will have custom AIs built into their tombstones so that loved ones will be able to visit the grave and talk to “them.”
The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here.
When Kenneth Grahame wrote The Gay Adventures of Mr. Toad, no one poked fun. But if I were to announce today that I was writing a book called The Gay Adventures of Mr. Toad, all of my friends would be like, “Ah, so a memoir.”
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When Kenneth Grahame wrote The Gay Adventures of Mr. Toad, no one poked fun. But if I were to announce today that I was writing a book called The Gay Adventures of Mr. Toad, all of my friends would be like, “Ah, so a memoir.”
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When Shakespeare invents words everyone is impressed, but when I do it you all just insurate me.
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When Shakespeare invents words everyone is impressed, but when I do it you all just insurate me.
The swan is somewhat like a squirrel but more graceful and wonderful and intelligent and noble than the squirrel. In this way, many creatures are much like the squirrel.
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The swan is somewhat like a squirrel but more graceful and wonderful and intelligent and noble than the squirrel. In this way, many creatures are much like the squirrel.
No, George! Don’t!
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No, George! Don’t!
An app like Tinder or Bumble called Churnd that matches you with two large Amish men, one, a good lad, a tall lad, the minister’s son. Blond. The other? Well, let’s say he’s a bit of a rascal.
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
An app like Tinder or Bumble called Churnd that matches you with two large Amish men, one, a good lad, a tall lad, the minister’s son. Blond. The other? Well, let’s say he’s a bit of a rascal.
All the really good long sentences are secretly 3 or 4 really good short sentences who have decided to move in together.
October 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
All the really good long sentences are secretly 3 or 4 really good short sentences who have decided to move in together.
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
The job of the humanistic cleric is to identify both that which is evil and that which is good in the sacred tradition and then, in the words of St. Paul, "overcome evil with good."
October 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The job of the humanistic cleric is to identify both that which is evil and that which is good in the sacred tradition and then, in the words of St. Paul, "overcome evil with good."
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well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
well my name's Taylor
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
and i'm here to say
that i've taken his member
in a christ-approved way
I play the hard games: Crusader Kings, XCOM, Dark Souls, Fallout on “Survival” mode, but there is no pride here. If I wanted to feel good about myself, I’d learn Portuguese.
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I play the hard games: Crusader Kings, XCOM, Dark Souls, Fallout on “Survival” mode, but there is no pride here. If I wanted to feel good about myself, I’d learn Portuguese.
If the roles were reversed, and my side of the political divide somehow managed to piss off the weirdo-loner-white-boys-who-are-secretly-great-at-guns demographic, I wouldn’t be too excited about the prospect of another Civil War.
September 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If the roles were reversed, and my side of the political divide somehow managed to piss off the weirdo-loner-white-boys-who-are-secretly-great-at-guns demographic, I wouldn’t be too excited about the prospect of another Civil War.
I would root for them if they were called the Cows. If they were the Houston Cows, I'd be all about it.
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would root for them if they were called the Cows. If they were the Houston Cows, I'd be all about it.
If someone questions your martial prowess & suggests you’re all talk, you have 3 options: 1) demonstrate your martial prowess (this usually lands you in jail), 2) say nothing, or 3) prove them right by talking more.
Spellcheck wants me to say marital prowess which wouldn’t make this any less true.
Spellcheck wants me to say marital prowess which wouldn’t make this any less true.
September 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If someone questions your martial prowess & suggests you’re all talk, you have 3 options: 1) demonstrate your martial prowess (this usually lands you in jail), 2) say nothing, or 3) prove them right by talking more.
Spellcheck wants me to say marital prowess which wouldn’t make this any less true.
Spellcheck wants me to say marital prowess which wouldn’t make this any less true.
I would like to be an intellectual powerhouse, but I feel like that would involve knowing (intuitively) what a powerhouse is. Until I can figure that out, I remain yours truly, Nathan, the intellectual weakness shed.
August 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I would like to be an intellectual powerhouse, but I feel like that would involve knowing (intuitively) what a powerhouse is. Until I can figure that out, I remain yours truly, Nathan, the intellectual weakness shed.
The person who opposes free medicine because they paid so dearly for her own has just testified, more eloquently than any socialist, that medicine ought to be free.
August 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The person who opposes free medicine because they paid so dearly for her own has just testified, more eloquently than any socialist, that medicine ought to be free.
My point of view as a genius (400 IQ) who has just lost a fight to four imbeciles. Even with their powers combined, I should have defeated them easily. There must be something else, another factor I did not consider.
August 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My point of view as a genius (400 IQ) who has just lost a fight to four imbeciles. Even with their powers combined, I should have defeated them easily. There must be something else, another factor I did not consider.