Manic! At The Costco
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Manic! At The Costco
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i dont aim to please, i dont aim at all
he/him
the culottes klan
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Soothe your anxiety with Gump
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she meson my hadron pion til I gluon
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is “the bags they put inside of bagged salad”

Bag inside of bagged salad: maybe the salad went bad because I didn’t eat it, but I should save these and keep them in the refrigerator for the salad I will eat very soon
August 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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*taps mic*

Fred Entertainment Mercury
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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vaxxed?
Grok got suspended lol
August 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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oh gross dude, what is this?? is this my own medicine? I hate that shit bro that's why I'm always giving it to other people!!
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon
July 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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caught me one of them lay boo boos y'all been talkin bout by the grain silo, fella was gnawin his way inside like a tick. did the critter up with some butter and old bay, tell you what you cityfolk are on to something. only thing is i can hear the eternal chorus of night now, never dims. never slows
July 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I just remembered something
July 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The left needs its own Noid
July 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Happy beans day to those who celebrate
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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perfect response ngl
July 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM