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Josh Metellus’ new deal adds three years to the one season he had left on his existing deal, so he’s signed with the #Vikings through 2028.
July 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Nostalgia trip to November 22, 1998—Vikings are 9-1 and en route to a two-score win over the P*ckers, Summerall and Madden are on the call, and the MOA is decked out for Christmas. Life is good. 🥹 #Skol #Vikings
April 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
24 days, 9 hours, and 46 minutes til the Titans are on the clock and I swear to god the gap between Free Agency and the Draft is a f*cking time warp. #Skol #Vikings
March 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
March 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Imagine the mental gymnastics Kwesi-Haters will have to do when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.

Give that man his flowers. #Skol
March 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.
March 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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As a reminder, a $15 million average salary in the NFL in 2025 is the equivalent of:

- a $12 million salary in 2023
- a $10.6 million salary in 2020
- a $7.7 million salary in 2015
- a $6.4 million salary in 2011
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Facebook, which is really timely lately, just informed me that Milton Williams is expected to sign with the Carolina Panthers.
March 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Jonathan Allen's #Vikings deal is actually $51M over 3 years, with $10.5M of incentives. $23.255M fully g'teed.

Full terms:

$14M SB; $850K per-game rosters, $100K workout each year

2025: $1.255M base (full g'tee)
2026: $16M ($8M full g'tee, other $8M g'tee 3rd day of '26 LY)
2027: $16.895M
March 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
KWESI COOKED. 😤 #ExtendKwesi #Skol #Vikings
March 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Kwesi spending like I do when I toggle off Salary Cap in Madden 😂 I freaking LOVE today. Take that, Bears. #Skol #Vikings
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March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
All of Vikings Fandom panicking yesterday after we only signed Rodgers and Bubba—then Kwesi went nuclear. 🤣 #Skol #Vikings
March 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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In my experience, the best way to get people to join and engage here is not to lecture them about other platforms, but to sell them on everything that makes this place great: moderation, engagement, growth.

But that’s just been my experience as someone really doing my best 🫶
We are apparently asking too much for people to leave the platform of hate.
March 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The cap isn't real. We won the offseason. #Skol #Vikings
March 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Locker room GOAT coming off a career year. #Skol #Vikings
Aaron Jones is back! 😎

The #Vikings have agreed to terms with RB Aaron Jones Sr.

🔗: link.vikings.social/8IKW2j

#Skol
March 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Again we won’t know how any of this goes until games are played but kinda like what the Vikings/Kwesi are doing this offseason. Instead of a lump sum to tag one player who you might trade, funds are reallocated into multiple trench players + retaining their own system fits.
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Kwesi is COOKING.

Aaron Jones ($10M AAV)
Isaiah Rodgers ($7.5M AAV)
Ryan Kelly ($9M AAV)
Byron Murphy ($22M AAV)
Will Fries ($17.6M AAV)
Jonathan Allen ($20M AAV)
Javon Hargrave (?)

$86.1M AAV and counting—not sure how the math will math, but I don't even care at this point. 😂 #Skol #Vikings
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March 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Eff it, we roll with Rypien. #Skol #Vikings
Vikings QB Daniel Jones is expected to sign with the Colts, sources tell me and @tompelissero.bsky.social.

It’s a one-year deal and the parties are finalizing it. While Minnesota was a strong option, Jones opts to compete with Anthony Richardson in Indy.
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Respect the Vikings FA signings for distracting me from my PLUMMETING 401k — just an absolute joke what Trump is doing to us. Jfc.
March 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Can the stock market also explode?
March 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I would so much rather do Vikings Bluesky than Vikings Twitter, but the convo isn’t as quick or robust yet.

That said: Garrett Bradbury is probably out and I wanted to spread that good news over here 💜 #Skol #Vikings
March 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Twitter shared so many Temu ads that it actually became the Temu version of itself.
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
People who know way more ball than I do say this is a solid get for Kwesi. #Skol #Vikings
March 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
DJ Reed might be the only option left at this rate. #Skol #Vikings

Also Patriots sign FA at only position of non-need. 🧐
Carlton Davis to the Patriots, per Schefty.

3-year, $60M deal.
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM