Bear
@skoggybear.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 he/him
trying to laugh in spite of it all
trying to laugh in spite of it all
Oo Burke went from charming simp to gaslighting capitalist real quick
June 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oo Burke went from charming simp to gaslighting capitalist real quick
Ripley and Vasquez should survive this and become Newt’s new moms
June 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ripley and Vasquez should survive this and become Newt’s new moms
If the crass guy isn’t the first to die, I’m going to write James Cameron a sternly worded letter
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the crass guy isn’t the first to die, I’m going to write James Cameron a sternly worded letter
hey look they put cybertrucks in this movie
June 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
hey look they put cybertrucks in this movie
That one guy who just slept with his cigar in hand so he could immediately light up upon waking up
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That one guy who just slept with his cigar in hand so he could immediately light up upon waking up
I can only presume that the only reason the alien hasn’t devoured the cat is because the “perfect organism” recognizes and defers to a more ultimately perfect organism which is the kitty cat
June 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I can only presume that the only reason the alien hasn’t devoured the cat is because the “perfect organism” recognizes and defers to a more ultimately perfect organism which is the kitty cat
Yaaas Parker torch that monstrosity
June 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Yaaas Parker torch that monstrosity
Oh I see. It’s because he’s an evil jizzbot. This is the worst most gross part of the film by far.
June 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh I see. It’s because he’s an evil jizzbot. This is the worst most gross part of the film by far.
Why is science man sweating milk
June 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why is science man sweating milk
The thing that doesn’t make sense is that the authorities controlling the ship are prioritizing scientific discovery over profit. Nowadays they’d be like “fuck them aliens and bring us that cargo”
June 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The thing that doesn’t make sense is that the authorities controlling the ship are prioritizing scientific discovery over profit. Nowadays they’d be like “fuck them aliens and bring us that cargo”
The moral of the story is everyone should have listened to Sigourney Weaver at every turn
June 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The moral of the story is everyone should have listened to Sigourney Weaver at every turn
These filmmakers were cooking when they imagined future tech. We should’ve never ditched the analog buttons for touchscreens
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
These filmmakers were cooking when they imagined future tech. We should’ve never ditched the analog buttons for touchscreens
I want the cat to survive with Ripley
June 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I want the cat to survive with Ripley
Oh that alien grew Quickly
June 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh that alien grew Quickly
Why is Parker always chewing
June 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why is Parker always chewing
Something bad is gonna happen to the cat, I can feel it 😭
June 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Something bad is gonna happen to the cat, I can feel it 😭
The baby alien just blew its way outta that poor guy. Why’d they eject his corpse? They should’ve frozen it and kept it for an autopsy smh
June 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The baby alien just blew its way outta that poor guy. Why’d they eject his corpse? They should’ve frozen it and kept it for an autopsy smh
And they should have listened to Ripley when she reinforced quarantine rules of course
June 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And they should have listened to Ripley when she reinforced quarantine rules of course