@timroylett.bsky.social please tell me you've seen espresso macchiato from Estonia
February 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@timroylett.bsky.social please tell me you've seen espresso macchiato from Estonia
@timroylett.bsky.social went out to eat, food came with garlic aioli. Still can't eat it, getting palm frond ptsd flashbacks 🤢
February 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@timroylett.bsky.social went out to eat, food came with garlic aioli. Still can't eat it, getting palm frond ptsd flashbacks 🤢
@timroylett.bsky.social watching Eurovision 2012, Azerbaijani national anthem is still horrible. Thinking of you!
January 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
@timroylett.bsky.social watching Eurovision 2012, Azerbaijani national anthem is still horrible. Thinking of you!
Hand up if you like boobs.
December 31, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Hand up if you like boobs.
So I have nausea from my little parasite, I have a cold and I cant stop coughing which makes me either pee my pants or throw up a little, woke up this morning with conjuctivitis and a headache.... feeling pretty bloody miserable.
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
So I have nausea from my little parasite, I have a cold and I cant stop coughing which makes me either pee my pants or throw up a little, woke up this morning with conjuctivitis and a headache.... feeling pretty bloody miserable.
PREGNANCY:
Why didn't anyone warn me about how gassy pregnancy is? I feel like I could achieve lift off if I let it out rn, but I'm in a quiet office and it might be frowned upon.
Why didn't anyone warn me about how gassy pregnancy is? I feel like I could achieve lift off if I let it out rn, but I'm in a quiet office and it might be frowned upon.
December 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
PREGNANCY:
Why didn't anyone warn me about how gassy pregnancy is? I feel like I could achieve lift off if I let it out rn, but I'm in a quiet office and it might be frowned upon.
Why didn't anyone warn me about how gassy pregnancy is? I feel like I could achieve lift off if I let it out rn, but I'm in a quiet office and it might be frowned upon.
Tonight I heard my baby's heartbeat on my home fetal doppler. Like...I grew a heart. And kidneys. And a liver. I'm growing some testicles right now. That just blows my mind.
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Tonight I heard my baby's heartbeat on my home fetal doppler. Like...I grew a heart. And kidneys. And a liver. I'm growing some testicles right now. That just blows my mind.
ADHD brain really ADHD'd today.
November 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
ADHD brain really ADHD'd today.
*cries in morning sickness*
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
*cries in morning sickness*
My son really likes 'Potchegel.' I really like his inventive spelling.
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
My son really likes 'Potchegel.' I really like his inventive spelling.
@timroylett.bsky.social my son insisted on watching Junior Eurovision last weekend. Ruth Lorenzo was a presenter and it looks like her hair still hasn't dried. Dude, buy a hairdryer por dios.
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
@timroylett.bsky.social my son insisted on watching Junior Eurovision last weekend. Ruth Lorenzo was a presenter and it looks like her hair still hasn't dried. Dude, buy a hairdryer por dios.
Thanks @amgirl01.bsky.social, you've really captured my essence.
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Thanks @amgirl01.bsky.social, you've really captured my essence.
PREGNANCY:
I am so nauseous from morning sickness. I am also so fatigued I keep falling asleep during the day. The treatment for morning sickness? Sleeping pills. We'll see how this works.
I am so nauseous from morning sickness. I am also so fatigued I keep falling asleep during the day. The treatment for morning sickness? Sleeping pills. We'll see how this works.
November 20, 2024 at 4:17 AM
PREGNANCY:
I am so nauseous from morning sickness. I am also so fatigued I keep falling asleep during the day. The treatment for morning sickness? Sleeping pills. We'll see how this works.
I am so nauseous from morning sickness. I am also so fatigued I keep falling asleep during the day. The treatment for morning sickness? Sleeping pills. We'll see how this works.
Santiago...hombre....I get it. She's stunning and brings light everywhere she goes. But I'm a 5ft10 pregnant hormonal Australian and me and my horde of lesbians WILL castrate you, dude. #mafin
November 18, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Santiago...hombre....I get it. She's stunning and brings light everywhere she goes. But I'm a 5ft10 pregnant hormonal Australian and me and my horde of lesbians WILL castrate you, dude. #mafin
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef.
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Ground beef.
November 16, 2024 at 2:37 PM
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef.
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Ground beef.
