The Mediocre-est White Guy
@skimmitz.bsky.social
Just a guy trying to make it in a world gone mad. From Ohio. Sorry about JD Vance. He doesn't speak for all of us. Lover of Calvin and Hobbes and donuts.
If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, the people defending Musk's Nazi salute would be expelled for the use of performance-enhancing drugs. My god, people. Believe what you see! It's ok to let reality in.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, the people defending Musk's Nazi salute would be expelled for the use of performance-enhancing drugs. My god, people. Believe what you see! It's ok to let reality in.
We had a good run, right? Oh, no? It was pretty shitty this whole time for anyone who wasn't a rich, white guy, and this is the natural conclusion to a country mainlining Capitalism at the expense of all else?
Cool...
Cool...
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We had a good run, right? Oh, no? It was pretty shitty this whole time for anyone who wasn't a rich, white guy, and this is the natural conclusion to a country mainlining Capitalism at the expense of all else?
Cool...
Cool...
Ok. I'll say it. It's time for the Kelces to go. They're insufferable. Go Texans. The football team. Not the politicians.
January 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ok. I'll say it. It's time for the Kelces to go. They're insufferable. Go Texans. The football team. Not the politicians.
Rascal Flatts was garbage before they decided to play the inauguration. Their cover of Life Is a Highway was derivative, unoriginal, and wholly unnecessary. We stan Tom Cochrane in this house.
January 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Rascal Flatts was garbage before they decided to play the inauguration. Their cover of Life Is a Highway was derivative, unoriginal, and wholly unnecessary. We stan Tom Cochrane in this house.
I can't believe Zuckerberg turned out to be a ginormous asshole who cares more about profits than doing what's right and protecting people. It's not like he is a tech billionaire who already allowed his platform to assist in the ongoing genocide of a population. Simply no way to see this coming.
January 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I can't believe Zuckerberg turned out to be a ginormous asshole who cares more about profits than doing what's right and protecting people. It's not like he is a tech billionaire who already allowed his platform to assist in the ongoing genocide of a population. Simply no way to see this coming.
Disappointed to see there was no attempt to storm the Capitol today. I guess when the loser doesn't stoke fear and anger, it means a peaceful transfer of power? Boring!
January 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Disappointed to see there was no attempt to storm the Capitol today. I guess when the loser doesn't stoke fear and anger, it means a peaceful transfer of power? Boring!
My favorite part of Wicked is when Elpheba corrects Guh-linda for saying, "I could care less."
#1 all-time pet peeve for me. Green legend. Fighting for animal rights and grammar.
#1 all-time pet peeve for me. Green legend. Fighting for animal rights and grammar.
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My favorite part of Wicked is when Elpheba corrects Guh-linda for saying, "I could care less."
#1 all-time pet peeve for me. Green legend. Fighting for animal rights and grammar.
#1 all-time pet peeve for me. Green legend. Fighting for animal rights and grammar.
To be completely fair, do we know for a fact that these American citizen terrorists didn't visit Mexico one time, thereby making it tangentially true that they came across the border?
Ha! Take that liberals and people who care about truth! Got 'em!
Ha! Take that liberals and people who care about truth! Got 'em!
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
To be completely fair, do we know for a fact that these American citizen terrorists didn't visit Mexico one time, thereby making it tangentially true that they came across the border?
Ha! Take that liberals and people who care about truth! Got 'em!
Ha! Take that liberals and people who care about truth! Got 'em!
Again reminded that our internet TV is behind the live broadcast. We saw the ball drop 30 seconds after reality. Oops. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Again reminded that our internet TV is behind the live broadcast. We saw the ball drop 30 seconds after reality. Oops. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Time to watch Ryan Seacrest live in Dick Clark's shadow for another year.
January 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Time to watch Ryan Seacrest live in Dick Clark's shadow for another year.
I feel like Nick Saban is the perfect person to play the insufferable asshole property owner in these Vrbo commercials. Probably showed up, and they were like, "Just be yourself." And he did.
January 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I feel like Nick Saban is the perfect person to play the insufferable asshole property owner in these Vrbo commercials. Probably showed up, and they were like, "Just be yourself." And he did.
While Joe Biden will always deserve more credit than he gets, the fact he thinks he could have beaten Trump is astonishing.
His biggest mistake was Merrick Garland, the feckless wonder twit who refused to hold Trump accountable. He was our last best hope and did nothing. All-time villain.
His biggest mistake was Merrick Garland, the feckless wonder twit who refused to hold Trump accountable. He was our last best hope and did nothing. All-time villain.
December 30, 2024 at 8:55 PM
While Joe Biden will always deserve more credit than he gets, the fact he thinks he could have beaten Trump is astonishing.
His biggest mistake was Merrick Garland, the feckless wonder twit who refused to hold Trump accountable. He was our last best hope and did nothing. All-time villain.
His biggest mistake was Merrick Garland, the feckless wonder twit who refused to hold Trump accountable. He was our last best hope and did nothing. All-time villain.
According to federal regulations, the American flag should be flown at half mast on all federal buildings for 30 days following the death of a President. That means it will be that way during the inauguration. Jimmy Carter giving Trump the finger from the grave. You love to see it. Legend.
December 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
According to federal regulations, the American flag should be flown at half mast on all federal buildings for 30 days following the death of a President. That means it will be that way during the inauguration. Jimmy Carter giving Trump the finger from the grave. You love to see it. Legend.
Jimmy Carter is a legend. He served as a decent President, took a lot of flack, then spent his life serving the people. And he never wanted the spotlight. The man defined dignity, class, and servant leadership. RIP.
December 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Jimmy Carter is a legend. He served as a decent President, took a lot of flack, then spent his life serving the people. And he never wanted the spotlight. The man defined dignity, class, and servant leadership. RIP.
You reap what you sow, numb nuts Musk.
Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
You reap what you sow, numb nuts Musk.
How does every NFL stadium have the same guy doing that "Thiiiiiiiirddd DOOOOWWWNNN!!!" scream? Is it the same guy? Does he travel a lot? Is it a recording? I hope he's paid well.
December 29, 2024 at 6:19 PM
How does every NFL stadium have the same guy doing that "Thiiiiiiiirddd DOOOOWWWNNN!!!" scream? Is it the same guy? Does he travel a lot? Is it a recording? I hope he's paid well.
Anyone else notice that the press (along with we the people) have kinda sorta forgotten about all the terrible cabinet nominations?
The chaos is what they want. All this Panama/Greenland/Canada stuff is nonsense. It's to distract us while they prepare to fleece this country for all its worth.
The chaos is what they want. All this Panama/Greenland/Canada stuff is nonsense. It's to distract us while they prepare to fleece this country for all its worth.
December 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Anyone else notice that the press (along with we the people) have kinda sorta forgotten about all the terrible cabinet nominations?
The chaos is what they want. All this Panama/Greenland/Canada stuff is nonsense. It's to distract us while they prepare to fleece this country for all its worth.
The chaos is what they want. All this Panama/Greenland/Canada stuff is nonsense. It's to distract us while they prepare to fleece this country for all its worth.
$600,000,000 for a wedding and a marriage that won't last more than three years. Goddammit. Tax these assholes.
December 28, 2024 at 8:22 PM
$600,000,000 for a wedding and a marriage that won't last more than three years. Goddammit. Tax these assholes.
Why am I watching Heretic and nodding along with Hugh Grant's character? I mean, aside from some factual inaccuracies, and, oh yeah, he's kidnapping these poor women, he makes a lot of sense to me.
December 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Why am I watching Heretic and nodding along with Hugh Grant's character? I mean, aside from some factual inaccuracies, and, oh yeah, he's kidnapping these poor women, he makes a lot of sense to me.
Squid Games is such a delight. Season Two continues to tow the line between dystopian horror and brilliant satire. The addition of voting between the games is so deliciously timely.
And its treatment of a trans character is so understated and important. Representation matters.
And its treatment of a trans character is so understated and important. Representation matters.
December 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Squid Games is such a delight. Season Two continues to tow the line between dystopian horror and brilliant satire. The addition of voting between the games is so deliciously timely.
And its treatment of a trans character is so understated and important. Representation matters.
And its treatment of a trans character is so understated and important. Representation matters.
Happy Holidays to you and yours! Except Trump and Musk. Fuck those guys.
December 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Happy Holidays to you and yours! Except Trump and Musk. Fuck those guys.
What? Matt Gaetz is a pedophile? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
The Republican party is sick. To to its core. Protecting pedophiles used to be a line nobody crossed. Now we have almost an entire political party willing to do so. Dear god...
The Republican party is sick. To to its core. Protecting pedophiles used to be a line nobody crossed. Now we have almost an entire political party willing to do so. Dear god...
a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a fence
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December 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
What? Matt Gaetz is a pedophile? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
The Republican party is sick. To to its core. Protecting pedophiles used to be a line nobody crossed. Now we have almost an entire political party willing to do so. Dear god...
The Republican party is sick. To to its core. Protecting pedophiles used to be a line nobody crossed. Now we have almost an entire political party willing to do so. Dear god...
Local Polar Express derailed in Cuyahoga Valley. Luckily, there were no injuries. Just lots of awesome memories. Not gonna lie. I am a little jealous.
December 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Local Polar Express derailed in Cuyahoga Valley. Luckily, there were no injuries. Just lots of awesome memories. Not gonna lie. I am a little jealous.
The Buckeyes remembered how to throw the ball. Would have been nice if they had done that against Michigan a few weeks back.
December 22, 2024 at 1:38 AM
The Buckeyes remembered how to throw the ball. Would have been nice if they had done that against Michigan a few weeks back.
So far, this new college playoff is delivering... boredom! Pow!
December 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
So far, this new college playoff is delivering... boredom! Pow!