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Norwegian
they/them
It fucks me up now to see clips of Episode 3 that aren't Backstroke of the West.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It fucks me up now to see clips of Episode 3 that aren't Backstroke of the West.
If you were a klingon baby you'd be screaming for a battle instead
October 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you were a klingon baby you'd be screaming for a battle instead
One of my players always makes his character pictures like this.
AI is literally useless, it will never be as good as crude photoshop.
AI is literally useless, it will never be as good as crude photoshop.
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One of my players always makes his character pictures like this.
AI is literally useless, it will never be as good as crude photoshop.
AI is literally useless, it will never be as good as crude photoshop.
And the one that makes Spyro fat
October 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And the one that makes Spyro fat
12ft Home Depot skeleton
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
12ft Home Depot skeleton
@tamaldelote.bsky.social I drew Robin because I forgot to make a discord event
September 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@tamaldelote.bsky.social I drew Robin because I forgot to make a discord event
When the battlefield is under total control... war becomes routine.
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When the battlefield is under total control... war becomes routine.
I don't run AD&D 2e really, but my ruling would probably be to give it a hefty -8 penalty, maybe lower it to a -6 if they take their time to aim, but given the distance I might bump it back up to a -7 penalty.
However, the target would have had a -4 to their AC and no Dex modifier due to surprise.
However, the target would have had a -4 to their AC and no Dex modifier due to surprise.
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I don't run AD&D 2e really, but my ruling would probably be to give it a hefty -8 penalty, maybe lower it to a -6 if they take their time to aim, but given the distance I might bump it back up to a -7 penalty.
However, the target would have had a -4 to their AC and no Dex modifier due to surprise.
However, the target would have had a -4 to their AC and no Dex modifier due to surprise.
What flavour is your fursona?
September 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
What flavour is your fursona?
You all know what happens next
September 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You all know what happens next
For jokes, I think pretty much all of them.
Nat 20, nat 1, horny bard, gm's face when players do X, anything alignment related, seducing the dragon, racist dwarves, horny elves, scrimblo kobolds and goblins, barbarian "spellcaster", PCs ignoring the serious setup and doing a silly thing instead...
Nat 20, nat 1, horny bard, gm's face when players do X, anything alignment related, seducing the dragon, racist dwarves, horny elves, scrimblo kobolds and goblins, barbarian "spellcaster", PCs ignoring the serious setup and doing a silly thing instead...
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
For jokes, I think pretty much all of them.
Nat 20, nat 1, horny bard, gm's face when players do X, anything alignment related, seducing the dragon, racist dwarves, horny elves, scrimblo kobolds and goblins, barbarian "spellcaster", PCs ignoring the serious setup and doing a silly thing instead...
Nat 20, nat 1, horny bard, gm's face when players do X, anything alignment related, seducing the dragon, racist dwarves, horny elves, scrimblo kobolds and goblins, barbarian "spellcaster", PCs ignoring the serious setup and doing a silly thing instead...
Happy birthday! Enjoy being able to lean sideways again.
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy birthday! Enjoy being able to lean sideways again.
Bigots belong under 16 ton weights
August 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bigots belong under 16 ton weights
The camera perspective tricks they used in Lord of the Rings to make Viggo Mortensen look bigger and Elijah Wood smaller were pretty amazing.
July 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The camera perspective tricks they used in Lord of the Rings to make Viggo Mortensen look bigger and Elijah Wood smaller were pretty amazing.
Fleeing is a viable tactic.
Forbidden Lands has interesting rules for fleeing combat, but I feel like it's a bit *too* reliable, and might make players take on fights they shouldn't because they can just run away.
Still, having rules for fleeing that aren't dogshit goes a long way to prevent TPKs.
Forbidden Lands has interesting rules for fleeing combat, but I feel like it's a bit *too* reliable, and might make players take on fights they shouldn't because they can just run away.
Still, having rules for fleeing that aren't dogshit goes a long way to prevent TPKs.
July 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Fleeing is a viable tactic.
Forbidden Lands has interesting rules for fleeing combat, but I feel like it's a bit *too* reliable, and might make players take on fights they shouldn't because they can just run away.
Still, having rules for fleeing that aren't dogshit goes a long way to prevent TPKs.
Forbidden Lands has interesting rules for fleeing combat, but I feel like it's a bit *too* reliable, and might make players take on fights they shouldn't because they can just run away.
Still, having rules for fleeing that aren't dogshit goes a long way to prevent TPKs.
This is a vibe everyone should go for in their TTRPGs.
July 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This is a vibe everyone should go for in their TTRPGs.
I like going in dungeon and fighting two packs of enemies, then fight two packs of enemies, and then fight the mario party minigame boss.
New patch in a few weeks, 4000+ hours, I will be back to hang with the dumb idiot cat woman, I love her
New patch in a few weeks, 4000+ hours, I will be back to hang with the dumb idiot cat woman, I love her
July 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I like going in dungeon and fighting two packs of enemies, then fight two packs of enemies, and then fight the mario party minigame boss.
New patch in a few weeks, 4000+ hours, I will be back to hang with the dumb idiot cat woman, I love her
New patch in a few weeks, 4000+ hours, I will be back to hang with the dumb idiot cat woman, I love her
His words forever in our hearts
July 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
His words forever in our hearts
They might have blocked you or you might have blocked them.
I'm honestly kind of surprised it took off so much, it's no different from any other stupid ttrpg take people have.
"Grr you're not a real game designer unless you also do this extra thing" yeah ok buddy get in the crystal.
I'm honestly kind of surprised it took off so much, it's no different from any other stupid ttrpg take people have.
"Grr you're not a real game designer unless you also do this extra thing" yeah ok buddy get in the crystal.
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They might have blocked you or you might have blocked them.
I'm honestly kind of surprised it took off so much, it's no different from any other stupid ttrpg take people have.
"Grr you're not a real game designer unless you also do this extra thing" yeah ok buddy get in the crystal.
I'm honestly kind of surprised it took off so much, it's no different from any other stupid ttrpg take people have.
"Grr you're not a real game designer unless you also do this extra thing" yeah ok buddy get in the crystal.
