Ngl a 3 player campaign mod for GTA V where everyone controls a different character for the whole game would go so hard

I feel so bad for Val Kilmer. Of all the days to die he happened to kick the bucket on April fucking fools. Poor cunt

Never be embarrassed about having small boobs. Small boobs are amazing and beautiful. This is a pro small boobs household.

Telling your girl through dm’s that you’re horny but she’s too hyperfixated on palworld to notice

I agree with the people upset by the Lilo & Stich casting decisions but also what did you actually expect? It’s Disney. Expecting Disney to care about morals and ethics is wild to me. Genuinely one of the most evil companies in the entertainment industry

Literally anytime I spend any time around my dad I get hounded by questions from my mum about his new girlfriend and then she’ll turn around and be like “I don’t even care really” like you clearly do but also you’ve been separated for 4 years he’s allowed to move on

I’m really sad that I have to leave Jordan again for a little while but also I’m so excited to see my boy Arlo again

I have become an old man (I turn 26 today)

I’m having one of those days where I’m not necessarily in a bad mood but literally everything that’s happened to me so far has pissed me off. Like I’m rolling with the punches but god damn there’s a lot of punches

Some people on the internet are way too comfortable admitting to racial fetishes ngl

People who genuinely celebrate their “birthday week” deserve life in prison

I think people should start making out with their friends. If you don’t like them enough pash than you’re not really friends

It's our writer / coder / social media guy Stefan's birthday! (Me. That's me.)

The perfect gift for him (me) would be to buy Penny Larceny: Gig Economy Supervillain in the Steam Sale. Very proud of this underdog game; it's ENTIRELY self-published and funded, funny and naughty, and queer-friendly.

Giving myself a red bull as a post jorkin it treat bc self care is important

People forget that games are supposed to be fun. Stop taking shit so seriously and just enjoy the game. And if you truly think it sucks and you can’t find enjoyment in it, play a different game. Stop whining and complaining about shit that doesn’t matter and just have fun

If god is so great then why is he the sicko that created belly button fluff

Holy shit my bluesky is blowing up! To al my new followers howdy my name is Zach I am a little worm