Skeeter Valentine
@skeetervalentine.bsky.social
Literally how did no one already have this username lol
never watched keeping up with the kardashians but would absolutely pay money to watch the poor tutor tasked with teaching this half sentient balloon to read
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
never watched keeping up with the kardashians but would absolutely pay money to watch the poor tutor tasked with teaching this half sentient balloon to read
it’s a concentration camp
Migrants at largest US detention camp face foul water, rotten food, congresswoman says reut.rs/4qRPCLg
Migrants at largest US detention camp face foul water, rotten food, congresswoman says
Detainees at the largest U.S. migrant detention camp endure foul-tasting drinking water, rotten food and inadequate healthcare, according to a U.S. congresswoman who called the tent facility in El Paso, Texas, "inhumane."
reut.rs
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
it’s a concentration camp
“Look at my hair. You see how disheveled it is? That’s because I don’t waste time on frivolous things. I get right down to the business of losing to Trump. I’ve been at this for nearly a decade.”
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Look at my hair. You see how disheveled it is? That’s because I don’t waste time on frivolous things. I get right down to the business of losing to Trump. I’ve been at this for nearly a decade.”
fuck you you piece of shit bitch
Speaker Johnson: What are you hiding?
You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
fuck you you piece of shit bitch
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
you are such a fucking loser
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you are such a fucking loser
what so many of the tech bros have in common is the ability to correctly identify a problem (our streets are far too car-centric) and then offer exactly the wrong solution (“autonomous” vehicles and rude delivery bots) nyra.nyc/articles/way...
Waymo Money, Waymo Problems
Robots take to the roads—and clog the sidewalks.
nyra.nyc
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
what so many of the tech bros have in common is the ability to correctly identify a problem (our streets are far too car-centric) and then offer exactly the wrong solution (“autonomous” vehicles and rude delivery bots) nyra.nyc/articles/way...
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
sandwiches are speech too, friend
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent in D.C. is found not guilty of a misdemeanor at trial.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor after trial
A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault by a jury in Washington, D.C.
cbsn.ws
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sandwiches are speech too, friend
this is about ross douthat
A cartoon by Edward Steed. #NewYorkerCartoons
See more from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/hHNrkc
See more from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/hHNrkc
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is about ross douthat
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For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.
I wrote about Zohran’s victory. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Mamdani’s victory is a rebuke to the failed strategies of the Democratic party | Moira Donegan
The Democratic party appears listless and unprincipled, unwilling to fight because they do not believe in anything. Zohran Mamdani is the opposite of this
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.
fuck you cuomo loser bitch
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
fuck you cuomo loser bitch
“my car won’t stop asking my child for nudes” ok what the fuck let me off the ride i’m gonna hurl futurism.com/artificial-i...
Mom Says Tesla's New Built-In AI Asked Her 12-Year-Old Something Deeply Inappropriate
Grok, now integrated into newer Tesla vehicles, is continuing to be the edgiest mainstream AI chatbot around.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“my car won’t stop asking my child for nudes” ok what the fuck let me off the ride i’m gonna hurl futurism.com/artificial-i...
adults who type “f**k” instead of “fuck”…how do you live with yourselves?
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
adults who type “f**k” instead of “fuck”…how do you live with yourselves?
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Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
Racist Influencers Using OpenAI's Sora to Make it Look Like Poor People Are Selling Food Stamps for Cash
Folks looking for evidence of SNAP recipients as welfare queens have no shortage of AI generated schlock to use as justification.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
we should be bullying these people into hiding. we simply cannot allow these botoxed freaks to trample on us like this.
Some people are just straight up unrecognizable. Like here's a picture of Kristi Noem from just 6 years ago.
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
we should be bullying these people into hiding. we simply cannot allow these botoxed freaks to trample on us like this.
when you insist on playing the role of useful idiot, you can’t get mad that that’s what people think of you
KAMALA HARRIS: I believe he [Biden] was fully competent to serve.
JON STEWART: Do you really?
HARRIS: Yeah, I do.
STEWART: That surprises me, actually.
HARRIS: No, I do. But there's a distinction to be made between running for president and being president.
JON STEWART: Do you really?
HARRIS: Yeah, I do.
STEWART: That surprises me, actually.
HARRIS: No, I do. But there's a distinction to be made between running for president and being president.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
when you insist on playing the role of useful idiot, you can’t get mad that that’s what people think of you
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I see a lot of "ICE is doing this to even CITIZENS!!" responses, and… who cares if it's citizens. Who cares if it's people undocumented or here The Wrong Way. The lustful violence is incommensurate with any possible justification no matter the targets. They are evil. Fundamentally, biblically evil.
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I see a lot of "ICE is doing this to even CITIZENS!!" responses, and… who cares if it's citizens. Who cares if it's people undocumented or here The Wrong Way. The lustful violence is incommensurate with any possible justification no matter the targets. They are evil. Fundamentally, biblically evil.
America is a fun place where one candidate can promise free transportation and another can promise to stop sexually harassing his staffers and it’ll be a genuinely tight race.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
America is a fun place where one candidate can promise free transportation and another can promise to stop sexually harassing his staffers and it’ll be a genuinely tight race.
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My family volunteers at our local foodbank & it’s fucking FUN. A huge “secret” about volunteering is that it’s extremely fun & you meet AMAZING ppl. My wife & I met volunteering 21 yrs ago & what started as horny courtship is now a marriage entering its 3rd decade. So BE SELFISH & volunteer!❤️
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My family volunteers at our local foodbank & it’s fucking FUN. A huge “secret” about volunteering is that it’s extremely fun & you meet AMAZING ppl. My wife & I met volunteering 21 yrs ago & what started as horny courtship is now a marriage entering its 3rd decade. So BE SELFISH & volunteer!❤️
just a reminder that the US has more than enough money to not only feed but house every person who needs this help but simply chooses not to
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
just a reminder that the US has more than enough money to not only feed but house every person who needs this help but simply chooses not to
rebooting “fear factor” with johnny knoxville as the host clearly the democrats’ latest ploy to produce a lab-grown “joe rogan of the left.” game recognize game.
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
rebooting “fear factor” with johnny knoxville as the host clearly the democrats’ latest ploy to produce a lab-grown “joe rogan of the left.” game recognize game.
imagine the prompts though. imagine the prompts! lol
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
imagine the prompts though. imagine the prompts! lol
i mean what better motivation is there to get out there and vote than making bill maher eat shit?
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i mean what better motivation is there to get out there and vote than making bill maher eat shit?
Mamdani about to win by heretofore unheard of margins
Always told liberals Bill Maher was a racist piece of shit, especially against Muslims and Arabs, and we were ignored for years.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Bill Maher Slams Mamdani And Endorses Cuomo But Admits 'Maybe He Was A Little Too Handsy'
The "Real Time" host also said Zohran Mamdani was born in a country "where they kill homosexuals" and brought up the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.
www.yahoo.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mamdani about to win by heretofore unheard of margins