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Skeeter Valentine
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Literally how did no one already have this username lol
never watched keeping up with the kardashians but would absolutely pay money to watch the poor tutor tasked with teaching this half sentient balloon to read
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“Look at my hair. You see how disheveled it is? That’s because I don’t waste time on frivolous things. I get right down to the business of losing to Trump. I’ve been at this for nearly a decade.”
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
fuck you you piece of shit bitch
Speaker Johnson: What are you hiding?

You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
you are such a fucking loser
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
what so many of the tech bros have in common is the ability to correctly identify a problem (our streets are far too car-centric) and then offer exactly the wrong solution (“autonomous” vehicles and rude delivery bots) nyra.nyc/articles/way...
Waymo Money, Waymo Problems
Robots take to the roads—and clog the sidewalks.
nyra.nyc
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
sandwiches are speech too, friend
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this is about ross douthat
A cartoon by Edward Steed. #NewYorkerCartoons

See more from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/hHNrkc
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
fuck you cuomo loser bitch
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“my car won’t stop asking my child for nudes” ok what the fuck let me off the ride i’m gonna hurl futurism.com/artificial-i...
Mom Says Tesla's New Built-In AI Asked Her 12-Year-Old Something Deeply Inappropriate
Grok, now integrated into newer Tesla vehicles, is continuing to be the edgiest mainstream AI chatbot around.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
adults who type “f**k” instead of “fuck”…how do you live with yourselves?
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
Racist Influencers Using OpenAI's Sora to Make it Look Like Poor People Are Selling Food Stamps for Cash
Folks looking for evidence of SNAP recipients as welfare queens have no shortage of AI generated schlock to use as justification.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
we should be bullying these people into hiding. we simply cannot allow these botoxed freaks to trample on us like this.
Some people are just straight up unrecognizable. Like here's a picture of Kristi Noem from just 6 years ago.
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
when you insist on playing the role of useful idiot, you can’t get mad that that’s what people think of you
KAMALA HARRIS: I believe he [Biden] was fully competent to serve.

JON STEWART: Do you really?

HARRIS: Yeah, I do.

STEWART: That surprises me, actually.

HARRIS: No, I do. But there's a distinction to be made between running for president and being president.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I see a lot of "ICE is doing this to even CITIZENS!!" responses, and… who cares if it's citizens. Who cares if it's people undocumented or here The Wrong Way. The lustful violence is incommensurate with any possible justification no matter the targets. They are evil. Fundamentally, biblically evil.
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
America is a fun place where one candidate can promise free transportation and another can promise to stop sexually harassing his staffers and it’ll be a genuinely tight race.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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My family volunteers at our local foodbank & it’s fucking FUN. A huge “secret” about volunteering is that it’s extremely fun & you meet AMAZING ppl. My wife & I met volunteering 21 yrs ago & what started as horny courtship is now a marriage entering its 3rd decade. So BE SELFISH & volunteer!❤️
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
just a reminder that the US has more than enough money to not only feed but house every person who needs this help but simply chooses not to
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
rebooting “fear factor” with johnny knoxville as the host clearly the democrats’ latest ploy to produce a lab-grown “joe rogan of the left.” game recognize game.
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
imagine the prompts though. imagine the prompts! lol
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i mean what better motivation is there to get out there and vote than making bill maher eat shit?
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mamdani about to win by heretofore unheard of margins
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM