Scott Raymond
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skawt.nyc
Scott Raymond
@skawt.nyc
I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.
I’ve named my fists The Captain and Tennille because… I forgot where I was going with this. Something something Muskrat Love.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Let’s face it, you’ve done ALL of the burrito crimes
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Have you decided yet? 😁
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I dare mightily. I’m about to to on a cruise and I’ve taken a gummy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just get a cheat, Crobert.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
*slaps tub* YESSIR, THIS BABY CAN HOLD A TON OF TOP SECRET DOCUMENT BOXES!
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Honey and Cosmic are good, but the best I’ve ever tasted was Royal Blush. Great for eating, great in pies. Only had one batch of them in my life.
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Really surprised you lasted this long.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m shocked that you didn’t tag @davidmalki.com in this.
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This explains a lot about the people who take their shoes off on the plane. Also he’s going to be sitting next to you.
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m all out of ass.
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No, hilarious would be giving it to Obama again, with the specific category “Not being Donald Trump”.
August 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Were you and Stephen Merchant originally Siamese twins?
August 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m going to hell
August 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He literally did none of those things.
August 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
July 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Conan the Librarian?
July 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Into the bean pit
July 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM