Scott Raymond
@skawt.nyc
I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.
@maryrobinettekowal.com apparently I am having a Mary-go-round day at the airport. At this point I’m crawling on the floor holding my liver in agony.
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@maryrobinettekowal.com apparently I am having a Mary-go-round day at the airport. At this point I’m crawling on the floor holding my liver in agony.
@stephenking.bsky.social After today, will you be changing your last name? Stephen Emperor has a nice ring to it.
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@stephenking.bsky.social After today, will you be changing your last name? Stephen Emperor has a nice ring to it.
August 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
The science checks out.
The science checks out.
January 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
The science checks out.
The science checks out.
If you see this, post a vampire.
October 21, 2024 at 9:11 PM
If you see this, post a vampire.
Ooh, I’m a one percenter!
September 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Ooh, I’m a one percenter!
Make a band meatier
System of a Double Down
System of a Double Down
Make a band meatier
Spam, Spam, Hall, Oates and Spam
Spam, Spam, Hall, Oates and Spam
Make a band meatier
Crosby, Stills, Corned Beef Hash and Young
Crosby, Stills, Corned Beef Hash and Young
July 7, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Make a band meatier
System of a Double Down
System of a Double Down
Make a band less mild
Uranium Zeppelin
Vantablack Sabbath
Blue Oyster Death Cult
Killy Joel
Emperor Crimson
Ninety Inch Nails
Huey Lewis and the Bad News
The Sex Rifles
Katrina and the Tsunamis
Uranium Zeppelin
Vantablack Sabbath
Blue Oyster Death Cult
Killy Joel
Emperor Crimson
Ninety Inch Nails
Huey Lewis and the Bad News
The Sex Rifles
Katrina and the Tsunamis
Make a band less mild
Nuclear Light Orchestra
Nuclear Light Orchestra
Make a band less mild
Tony Orlando and Damn
Tony Orlando and Damn
June 14, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Make a band less mild
Uranium Zeppelin
Vantablack Sabbath
Blue Oyster Death Cult
Killy Joel
Emperor Crimson
Ninety Inch Nails
Huey Lewis and the Bad News
The Sex Rifles
Katrina and the Tsunamis
Uranium Zeppelin
Vantablack Sabbath
Blue Oyster Death Cult
Killy Joel
Emperor Crimson
Ninety Inch Nails
Huey Lewis and the Bad News
The Sex Rifles
Katrina and the Tsunamis
Make a movie milder:
The Empire Responds Back, If You’re Not Busy, No Rush
The Empire Responds Back, If You’re Not Busy, No Rush
June 11, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Make a movie milder:
The Empire Responds Back, If You’re Not Busy, No Rush
The Empire Responds Back, If You’re Not Busy, No Rush
Reskeet how old you are, using a cage proxy: My older brother was on Wonderama with Bob McAllister
Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy: I was on Romper Room.
Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy:
A couple days after I was born, a hotel in Washington DC got broken into. Also, an "ex" Nazi retired from NASA.
A couple days after I was born, a hotel in Washington DC got broken into. Also, an "ex" Nazi retired from NASA.
June 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Reskeet how old you are, using a cage proxy: My older brother was on Wonderama with Bob McAllister
People who travel with Covid and cough everywhere without masking or even covering up need to be banned from traveling until they get the hint that this is unacceptable behavior. This reading came up almost immediately after adding the test drops.
June 9, 2024 at 8:05 PM
People who travel with Covid and cough everywhere without masking or even covering up need to be banned from traveling until they get the hint that this is unacceptable behavior. This reading came up almost immediately after adding the test drops.
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com So, I’m here at Newark airport about to fly to Europe for a Danube riverboat cruise, and thought I would check out the bookshop here. Turns out that you hadn’t signed any of your books here, so I took care of it for you. No charge! 👍
May 30, 2024 at 8:41 PM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com So, I’m here at Newark airport about to fly to Europe for a Danube riverboat cruise, and thought I would check out the bookshop here. Turns out that you hadn’t signed any of your books here, so I took care of it for you. No charge! 👍
Can’t stop coughing because of smoke
Can't appreciate the correct number of neutrons because of isotope
May 22, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Can’t stop coughing because of smoke
Wondering if @faineg.bsky.social missed the May 4th Chewbacca hog…
May 7, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Wondering if @faineg.bsky.social missed the May 4th Chewbacca hog…
@samuel.bsky.team Stuck between Scylla and Charybdis—the Bluesky app has muted keywords but STILL doesn’t have an iPad layout, while the Graysky app has iPad layout but doesn’t have all of the features of Bluesky (like muted words). Halp!
April 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
@samuel.bsky.team Stuck between Scylla and Charybdis—the Bluesky app has muted keywords but STILL doesn’t have an iPad layout, while the Graysky app has iPad layout but doesn’t have all of the features of Bluesky (like muted words). Halp!
Honestly, I’m just hoping for Ms. Daniels’ description of the orange turd’s tiny mushroom dick to be permanently on the legal record.
April 15, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Honestly, I’m just hoping for Ms. Daniels’ description of the orange turd’s tiny mushroom dick to be permanently on the legal record.
In honor of the eclipse, view me with existential fear and superstition
in honor of the eclipse i will cast shade on some body
In honor of the eclipse, I will also hide from my job this afternoon.
April 8, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In honor of the eclipse, view me with existential fear and superstition
Reposted by Scott Raymond
Show me a game that came out when you were 12.
WELP.
WELP.
February 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Show me a game that came out when you were 12.
WELP.
WELP.