I started a Substack about leaving religion and exploring sexuality and relationships! Get on board: https://skarnes.substack.com/

Minutes after I tweeted this, the power went out. At Costco.

Today, the @Mariners play in their first playoff game in 20 years. I'm excited, nervous. This city's blood is pumping. As the youth say, we are HYPE. No matter what happens, our hearts beat teal forever. Sea us rise. Go Mariners!

#SeaUsRise

I was today years old when I realized that the Gillian Anderson of the X-Files is THE Gillian Anderson.🤦‍♀️(If it helps my case, I've not watched much of the X-Files.)

If you see Allen, I have all of his wrenches.

Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theater. Me Alistair Cookie. #halloweencostume

REFUSE TO LOSE @Mariners #Believe #SeaUsRise #LetsGoMs #WHEREiROOT

I'll be wearing this all week as I root from Los Angeles. LET'S GO! #SeaUsRise #SeattleMariners #TrueToTheBlue #GoMariners @Mariners

I woke up in the middle of the night in a dream state and did an urgent Google search. Then I left the window open so that I would "remember to do more research in the morning." Thanks, Dream State Sarah, I'll.....look into this.

It took a human sized pencil for me to understand the lyrics to that song from [title of show].

I miss RX-24. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Looking at old email drafts, and like, I get it.

When a client asks you to remove all Oxford commas....

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever. Rest in peace, O Captain, my Captain. What gifts you gave us all.

Got a gaming PC and didn't know it would also be therapy... Gris is breaking me. 😭😭😭