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Sarah Karnes
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🌈s3x positivity advocate
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I started a Substack about leaving religion and exploring sexuality and relationships! Get on board: https://skarnes.substack.com/
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CARTER: The Adolescent Trial Network for HIV intervention received a stop work order that shut down research at 14 sites where 7 studies were being conducted. Were you aware of that?

RFK JR: As far as I know, we haven't cut any clinica--

CARTER: I'm telling you by your own records you are
June 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Trump: American students will be ‘permanently expelled’ or arrested for campus protests
Trump: American students will be ‘permanently expelled’ or arrested for campus protests
Trump's social media post comes after a federal task force on antisemitism last week announced it would visit 10 college campuses that had antisemitic incidents.
www.politico.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sorry to my eight followers for the sudden skarnes spam. I imported tweets in an annoying way. 🤦‍♀️
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I started a Substack about leaving religion and exploring sexuality and relationships! Get on board: https://skarnes.substack.com/
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Touching tits, even your own, increases your life expectancy by at least a couple of days. I mean it must, right? It definitely does." - Me, also definitely a doctor* and bisexual**

*false
**true
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
May the people in your life shout your name and be as excited to see you as I am to see Scoot McNairy in literally anything.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ADHD is being extremely uncomfortable bc chia seeds are stuck in your teeth, but also getting immense satisfaction from removing them.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I cannot go *back* to Costco tomorrow. That is simply a ridiculous ask for where I am right now as a human being.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Working from a cafe in Santa Monica this afternoon and.... there are too many hot people in Los Angeles. I've decided.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What does it mean if I dream about taking melatonin?
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just got an email with the subject line "Millennials are reaching perimenopause" and no.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lol so funny when Spotify is like new releases for you and it's Beethoven. That guy never stops working, always dropping sick new tracks. Thx Beethoven. 🎼
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Whoever thought I wanted to watch a Minions movie at 7am at while I got my oil changed was wrong.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have a lot of hobbies, but my favorite is probably obsessing over the spiky hairs that spring forth from my chin every day.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeah I don't really do hard pants anymore.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
James Gray is directing the LA Opera production of Mozart's "glittering comedy" The Marriage of Figaro. They saw The Lost City of Z and said, "That's our guy."
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There's never a good time to go to Costco. The lack of spatial awareness is nightmare level.
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today, the @Mariners play in their first playoff game in 20 years. I'm excited, nervous. This city's blood is pumping. As the youth say, we are HYPE. No matter what happens, our hearts beat teal forever. Sea us rise. Go Mariners!

#SeaUsRise
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Happy to see Seattleites are still wearing flip flops in 50°-60° weather.
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Barista to the person who ordered a tall capp, "Was your cappuccino 6 or 8oz?" God, it's good to be back in Seattle.
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Jean Smart and Harriet Swanson Harris in Hacks together: magic.
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I just tapped my checkbook with my finger to check the time as if it were my phone. #oldermillenial
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I was today years old when I realized that the Gillian Anderson of the X-Files is THE Gillian Anderson.🤦‍♀️(If it helps my case, I've not watched much of the X-Files.)
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Americana is whack, y'all.
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't be too sure, but I think I may have just heard a fart from another apartment in my building.
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM