I need to know what Kermit has his doctorate in.

Happy anniversary, my love 💖

When the baby falls asleep 5 minutes before you get to the store, you sit in the car and enjoy your new book and fancy coffee. 💖

When you buy tickets to the wrong location. #baltimoresymphonyorchestra #dontdrinkandbuytickets

Costco had @diggingfornades.bsky.social favorite traditional Irish meal.

My hair did something messy nice the other day.

My first valentine from my little lad 💖 please excuse me while I sob in a corner because becoming a parent makes you soft as hell.

You can’t sit with us.