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In a surprise body snatcher lizard people act, they stole some poor drag queen's identity!
Iwona B. Horyn

I feel so bad for her. Why do they need to put her middle initial up like that?
Look in the Undersecretary's department for Chief Security Officer.
www.dhs.gov/leadership
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's me looking at you looking back at me and thinking that you look cute!
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nice to meet you Sleepy Kitty!
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I have this super crush on this guy named Zohran Mamdani. 🥰
He cares about people, our economic situation, public mass transit, and affordability. He's a young mayoral version of Bernie Sanders - For the People.
Oh plus he's absolutely gorgeous. If you're like #ZaddyZohran, please hit me up 😍😉🥰
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's Halloween.
Time for some horror. The Beast with Five Noses!
youtu.be/wQT3y_-KL_o
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This year for Halloween, I wasn't too keen on leaving the house and dressing up.
So my costume today was to dress down and be a good for nothing Harlot at home.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Eating out for my Birthday with my handsome uncle! If I can age like him, that would be a blessing!
October 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm gonna have to start bundling up under more covers now that it's gonna be cool Autumn weather
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Why is Zohran so handsome? 😍😍😍
June 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just hangout out in the hot tub at Disney Port Orleans!
June 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You're not alone!
He's a jerk and even if he's not, he doesn't deserve a good date.
@postsecret.com
May 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I got my hair cut yesterday!
May 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sooo... Does India need to get ready for their equivalent of the Conclave?
April 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Pop my Top!
April 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Here's evidence of me being alive in Washington DC!
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Me neither.
February 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The balloons don't put up much resistance to conquering. You should try me 😉
youtu.be/3CtinpOXR5Y?...
February 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This week, Trump and Musk thought that the USA was able to get $50 million of condoms shipped into Gaza past the Israeli blockade on humanitarian aid.
Turns out that both of them do not know how to read or look at a map.
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
December 30, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Ooo this is gonna be trouble!
But this segment of @pansyvision.bsky.social was so fun to film!
#Balloons #Burlesque #IsTheArt
December 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Eating pancakes on my Breezeover from LAX > JAX > PVD

McDonald's got my order for a McGriddle wrong but eating with a fork and knife on the plane feels classier anyway.
December 11, 2024 at 6:45 PM
First thing I did in LA? Got a donut!
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I went to Disney World anyway 😂
November 15, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Miami MetroMover! - It's a real people mover and I didn't need to go to #DisneyWorld #Epcot!
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I love trains! #Miami #Brightline
November 14, 2024 at 3:11 PM