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sithlet.bsky.social
Skeetlet S. Pumpkins
@sithlet.bsky.social
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cat and cheese and skiing and gin and coffee and starwar and scotch and knitting and wrasslin and vengabus enthusiast who is very cruel to rocks

she/they - queer - crusty millennial - adhd chaos gremlin - minnesota bullshit - former robydoby
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20 years ago.
A woman with pink and blue hair wearing a black tank top and a black and white striped skirt holding a bouquet of flowers and a string bow cider, laughing. A woman in a black tank top and a black k and white skirt standing next to another woman. Both are laughing.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
DEAR TACO BELL SKY THERE IS BAJA BLAST PIE. TODAY ONLY. WHOLE ASS PIE. $20.
A box with a teal/blue/purple gradient background with a Taco Bell logo. The center of the box says “Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie”
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
… I got Aurussy?
Some streaks in the night sky that might maybe be an aurora, but are vaguely slit-shaped. Some streaks in the night sky that might maybe be an aurora, but are vaguely slit-shaped.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
I need you to see the position my cat is sleeping in.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
Back on my bullshit.
There is a gas lantern with a small flame next to it. This is the scene from Return of the King of the beacon being lit in Minas Tirith. It is on a tv on a teal wall. There is an art print poster of “Cosmonaughty”, a pinup style cosmonaut on a red background with a hammer and sickle and a star. There is a yellow stuffed octopus sitting on the bed in front of the tv. Pippin os on the tower where the beacon is being lit, suddenly alarmed at the size of the flame he’s just created next to him. Aragorn is informing King Theoden that the beacons have been lit. Theoden has just said Rohan will answer the call of Gondor and join them in battle.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
Well. So. I decided to watch Pan’s Labyrinth instead of Return of the King because it would take too long to finish RotK and that shit wrecked me more than the Lighting of the Beacons.
A white woman with bleached hair ugly crying with an exaggerated frown.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
We lost Twonky a year ago today. He was the absolute best cat. Snuggly and looked like a total grouch. We were lucky to have 20 years with him.
A pile of kittens of all different colors. There is a grey tabby in the front who just looks mad to be there. An old grey cat with a foil cat toy sitting on his paws. A grey tabby cat sitting on a man’s head. A close-up photo of a cat’s face. His perfect pink nose is outlined with a dark border.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
This hot toddy is MURKY AF.
An opaque beverage with cinnamon and cardamom powder ringing the top. It is in a white coffee mug with a black and white cat printed on the front of the mug.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
Thank you @peanutium.art and @staticmax.bsky.social for the obvious choice.
Gandalf confronting the Balrog, in the beginning of the extended edition of The Two Towers, a dream Frodo has about the scene from Fellowship of the ring. Gandalf’s face is glowing bright red from the fire of the balrog. Two cats cuddled up on a quilt on a couch.
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
If we die tonight, they are completely innocent.
A couple wearing knit sweaters that are LEGO Star Wars holiday style. One is green with a BB-8 as worn by Poe Dameron, the other is red with a Death Star as worn by Darth Vader. A black cat wearing pink bunny ears contemplating murder. A zoomed out picture of the same black cat contemplating murder. There is also a small grey tabby cat wearing a taco. Taco and bunny touching noses.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
Boo: sinus infection this week
Yay: this is my companion
A tissue box cover with a sculpted classic Godzilla face complete with the weird googly eyes. It is situated so the tissue box is sitting tall with the tissue coming out of Godzilla’s mouth.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
It was so cool (and also holy crap there is not much room to stand up there). 🥹
A wedding party standing in front of big red movie theater curtains. There are two little kids in blue and red dresses on stage doing important duties and capturing the attention of all. The wedding attendants are wearing black dresses. The bride has red hair and is wearing a silver dress with red and black skirts underneath. The officiant is wearing a brown suit jacket. The groom has blue hair, a blue tie, and a black suit.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
This fucking kitten tho 🥹
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
Can’t go to sleep. Cat is on my arm.
A kitten in a grey camo survival suit loafing on the arm of a woman taking a selfie.
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
I’m free now, but only kind of. 💀
A grey tabby kitten wearing a grey camo surgical suit sitting in the lap of a person wearing colorful pajama pants with bright orange foxes and blue flowers printed all over.
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
Oops I’m stuck now
A grey tabby kitten gripping onto a person’s hand with a white paw.
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Yup! And she is a beautiful void.
A black cat sitting on a blanket
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
MÖTHER THIS IS HUMILIATING
A grey tabby kitten wearing a grey camo surgical cat suit and a navy blue puffy donut “cone” looking up at the camera with sad eyes and one ear tilted back.
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
Honestly we were sad to miss this one.
A giant Godzilla standing over a Mission Impossible poster in Japanese. (All of the surrounding text on other buildings is in Japanese because the photo was taken in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo.)
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
His colorwork STAYS vivid too. My Darth Vader is 8 years old now and it is BRIGHT.
A woman with a grey tabby and white kitten perched on her shoulder. The shoulder has a tattoo with bright blues, purples, and oranges.
October 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
I only had to search “ketchup” on my phone
An array of sauce bins at a Taco Bell. There is regular Taco Bell sauce (arranged in no particular order) across the top and on the bottom are bins for salt and ketchup.
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Thank you to @gullyboysband.bsky.social for telling me this bra was worth it because boy howdy is it uncomfortable. But every once in a while it comes out to play.
A black satin bra with black elastic straps laced through multiple brass eyelets.
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
Oh. My. God. Buffy Drag Brunch.
A drag performer dressed up as Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer A drag performer dressed up as a vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
sithlet.bsky.social
The Shoulder Cat thing is hereditary.
A woman with bleached blonde hair wearing a red, orange, and white plaid flannel shirt. There is a black cat with green eyes sitting on her shoulder, one paw dangling down in front. A woman with bleached blonde hair wearing a burgundy fox print flannel shirt. There is a black cat with green eyes sitting on her shoulder in a loaf shape. A woman with bleached blonde hair wearing a black t-shirt with a silver cat printed on it that looks like it is crocheted lace. There is a grey tabby cat with a white chest and white paws sitting on her shoulder with little white paws on her chest. A woman with bleached blonde hair wearing a grey t-shirt. There is a grey tabby cat with a white chest and white paws sitting upright on her shoulder.
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sithlet.bsky.social
I’m blocking Jay since all the cool kids are doing it. Here’s the post I quoted though:
A screenshot of my own quote post: I posted, “I went and touched grass this weekend with no internet access to speak of. I highly recommend taking a break. Instead of banning a Black man for calling you out on... whatever all of this is...” Jay, the ceo of Bluesky (@jay.bsky.team) is quoted, saying “You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works”
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM