I thought these accounts were supposed to have “parody” in the bio!

They spent so much time wondering if they could, they never thought if they should. A sad day.

Or, now hear me out, make the trains arrive on time and not cost a small fortune to travel on?

👌🏻 no notes.

I think I want Leeds to come up because they may actually stay up. Sheff Utd will go straight back down. Burnley barely score (apart from today) so they’ll go down again and Sunderland will be like Luton/Ipswich. I hope I’m wrong but that’s what is happening to the current teams