Sir Michael
@sirmichael.bsky.social
Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
If he tries to include horses (1998-2001), he's finished
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If he tries to include horses (1998-2001), he's finished
This is why my ideas will take the game to a whole new level of drama. Can you imagine the faithfuls desperately trying to crack the fiendish T and F code? It's going to be incredible television.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is why my ideas will take the game to a whole new level of drama. Can you imagine the faithfuls desperately trying to crack the fiendish T and F code? It's going to be incredible television.
I agree with this webpipe
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I agree with this webpipe
Not sure yet but definitely not 10:04pm, that's for sure.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not sure yet but definitely not 10:04pm, that's for sure.
LOL, they wouldn't know how to react! 😆 "Are we really going to banish Steven - a man whose T hat is at a slightly jaunty angle instead of Tim whose hat is perfectly straight?? We'll look like idiots!“
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
LOL, they wouldn't know how to react! 😆 "Are we really going to banish Steven - a man whose T hat is at a slightly jaunty angle instead of Tim whose hat is perfectly straight?? We'll look like idiots!“
This is the most sensible idea I've heard all day.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the most sensible idea I've heard all day.
This would be disastrous so it's clear that The Hat Shed needs to encompass the entire property to ensure this doesn't happen.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This would be disastrous so it's clear that The Hat Shed needs to encompass the entire property to ensure this doesn't happen.
I just think they should add traitors to every show. Like what if a newsreader is secretly a traitor? Or one of the dancers on Strictly? Would work very well, imo.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just think they should add traitors to every show. Like what if a newsreader is secretly a traitor? Or one of the dancers on Strictly? Would work very well, imo.
Similar but not as good. Can you believe the traitors don't even commit any acts of industrial sabotage against their home country? Very misleading title, imo.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Similar but not as good. Can you believe the traitors don't even commit any acts of industrial sabotage against their home country? Very misleading title, imo.
Agreed. But they're not allowed to wear the faithful's hat, though. That would be a little disrespectful, imo.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Agreed. But they're not allowed to wear the faithful's hat, though. That would be a little disrespectful, imo.
We could combine the two by placing three traitors in every basketball game
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We could combine the two by placing three traitors in every basketball game
If the tattooist completes the tattoo without making an error, they get to visit The Hat Shed and select a free hat. This would incentivise the tattooist not to get confused.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If the tattooist completes the tattoo without making an error, they get to visit The Hat Shed and select a free hat. This would incentivise the tattooist not to get confused.
This would work well, imo. It would be interesting to see if the hat-swapping involved all three traitors or if it was just done directly between two of them.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This would work well, imo. It would be interesting to see if the hat-swapping involved all three traitors or if it was just done directly between two of them.
Okay but there would have to be a second shed built to store the adhesive letters. It would be too confusing if they were in the same shed as the hats.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Okay but there would have to be a second shed built to store the adhesive letters. It would be too confusing if they were in the same shed as the hats.
How about a compromise? They can't look directly at the hats but they are allowed to look at the hats in their peripheral vision and while squinting a little bit. This feels fair.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How about a compromise? They can't look directly at the hats but they are allowed to look at the hats in their peripheral vision and while squinting a little bit. This feels fair.
Any sneezes must be done while wearing a hat with S embroidered on the front
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Any sneezes must be done while wearing a hat with S embroidered on the front
Can you imagine drinking from a cup that DOESN'T exclude horses (1998-2001)?! It would taste like ashes in my mouth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can you imagine drinking from a cup that DOESN'T exclude horses (1998-2001)?! It would taste like ashes in my mouth.
So true. And what about the effect his absence will have on the natural world? Breaks my heart think of how many more rivers and lakes he could have poisoned if he'd just had more time :(
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So true. And what about the effect his absence will have on the natural world? Breaks my heart think of how many more rivers and lakes he could have poisoned if he'd just had more time :(
There was so much war profiteering still to be done :(
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There was so much war profiteering still to be done :(
Me too. I guess the lesson for us all to learn from the way Dick Cheney lived his life is to live each day in the most evil way possible because you never know when you won't be able to do evil anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me too. I guess the lesson for us all to learn from the way Dick Cheney lived his life is to live each day in the most evil way possible because you never know when you won't be able to do evil anymore.
If only he'd had more time, he could have destroyed so many more lives than he already did 💔
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If only he'd had more time, he could have destroyed so many more lives than he already did 💔
We should not expect to hear from any ladies for the next week or so. They'll be too busy being ar*used to post and while I don't approve of s*xual ar*usal, I do understand it on this occasion.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We should not expect to hear from any ladies for the next week or so. They'll be too busy being ar*used to post and while I don't approve of s*xual ar*usal, I do understand it on this occasion.