Nicky “Badonka” Pads
@sirgoofbag.bsky.social
Bumbling bisexual boi 🏳️🌈 Oddball storyteller 📝 Penitent gamer 🎮 Film school survivor 🎬 Small-time hood 🦹🏻♂️ Proud father of two FBI Special Agents 🐶
Pinned
Recently finished the final draft of my first manuscript titled “Time-Jerk”. If you’re curious about its general vibe, here’s three books that influenced me with similar elements to my story:
Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk
Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff
Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk
Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff
Me after watching the Game of Thrones finale
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me after watching the Game of Thrones finale
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I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
10 movies to get to know me 🤓
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
10 movies to get to know me 🤓
Clown Burgers: NOW WITH 100% AUTHENTIC CLOWN MEAT!!!
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Clown Burgers: NOW WITH 100% AUTHENTIC CLOWN MEAT!!!
I’m what one could generously describe as Paul Giamatti-shaped.
August 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I’m what one could generously describe as Paul Giamatti-shaped.
Lost my beard, lemme know if anyone finds it plz 🙏
August 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Lost my beard, lemme know if anyone finds it plz 🙏
Scully really wanted a sip
July 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Scully really wanted a sip
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daffy: lithen, bugs, not all of us can be thucking dick all day. some of uth have work to do.
bugs: you wish you were sucking dick as much as i was.
daffy: yeth, i do.
bugs: just admi- wait.
daffy: but that i'm not thucking dick all day still leaveth me with more time to get that bag. grindthet.
bugs: you wish you were sucking dick as much as i was.
daffy: yeth, i do.
bugs: just admi- wait.
daffy: but that i'm not thucking dick all day still leaveth me with more time to get that bag. grindthet.
April 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
daffy: lithen, bugs, not all of us can be thucking dick all day. some of uth have work to do.
bugs: you wish you were sucking dick as much as i was.
daffy: yeth, i do.
bugs: just admi- wait.
daffy: but that i'm not thucking dick all day still leaveth me with more time to get that bag. grindthet.
bugs: you wish you were sucking dick as much as i was.
daffy: yeth, i do.
bugs: just admi- wait.
daffy: but that i'm not thucking dick all day still leaveth me with more time to get that bag. grindthet.
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Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
Check out my review for the spooky-ass horror novel I Believe in Mister Bones by @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social! It’s BONE-chilling 💀
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
April 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Check out my review for the spooky-ass horror novel I Believe in Mister Bones by @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social! It’s BONE-chilling 💀
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Fuckin tulpas, am I right?!
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fuckin tulpas, am I right?!
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
*rips a bodacious ten-second fart that should have been banned by the Geneva Conventions* M’lady.
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*rips a bodacious ten-second fart that should have been banned by the Geneva Conventions* M’lady.
Wake up and smell the piss!
March 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Wake up and smell the piss!
Thou art henceforth banished to the Cuck Chair! Begone with thee!
March 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thou art henceforth banished to the Cuck Chair! Begone with thee!
Severance Snape.
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Severance Snape.
Bread Bread Breademption
March 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bread Bread Breademption
Me to my wife after she rips some majorly gnarly farts
March 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me to my wife after she rips some majorly gnarly farts
Saw an acting professor of mine show up in I Think You Should Leave! That’s the sign of a good acting professor!
March 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Saw an acting professor of mine show up in I Think You Should Leave! That’s the sign of a good acting professor!
Marvel Rivals Ultimate Lines:
THE MOOOOON HAUNTS YOUUU
IT’S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
PURRREEEE CHAAAOOOOSSSSS
I AAMMMM GROOOOOT
JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONEERRRRR
YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
NOW THIS IS REAL FIREPOWER
IT’S MORBIN’ TIME
GAWRSH, I’M GONNA GOOF YOU UP
THE MOOOOON HAUNTS YOUUU
IT’S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
PURRREEEE CHAAAOOOOSSSSS
I AAMMMM GROOOOOT
JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONEERRRRR
YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
NOW THIS IS REAL FIREPOWER
IT’S MORBIN’ TIME
GAWRSH, I’M GONNA GOOF YOU UP
February 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Marvel Rivals Ultimate Lines:
THE MOOOOON HAUNTS YOUUU
IT’S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
PURRREEEE CHAAAOOOOSSSSS
I AAMMMM GROOOOOT
JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONEERRRRR
YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
NOW THIS IS REAL FIREPOWER
IT’S MORBIN’ TIME
GAWRSH, I’M GONNA GOOF YOU UP
THE MOOOOON HAUNTS YOUUU
IT’S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
PURRREEEE CHAAAOOOOSSSSS
I AAMMMM GROOOOOT
JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONEERRRRR
YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
NOW THIS IS REAL FIREPOWER
IT’S MORBIN’ TIME
GAWRSH, I’M GONNA GOOF YOU UP
The world is a Frankenstein.
February 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The world is a Frankenstein.
I bet people with aerophobia are feeling PRETTY smug nowadays!
February 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I bet people with aerophobia are feeling PRETTY smug nowadays!
Just once I want someone to look at me and say “HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA, AWOOOOOGA!” 😔
February 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just once I want someone to look at me and say “HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA, AWOOOOOGA!” 😔
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
I just ate a bunch of Sweet Tart gummies really fast. The gods will punish me for my hubris 😔
February 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I just ate a bunch of Sweet Tart gummies really fast. The gods will punish me for my hubris 😔