El Fígaro
@sirfigaro.bsky.social
Enfermero, gallego y mamarracho. The real life Michael Scott. A veces hablo de movidas intensas.
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El Fígaro
@sirfigaro.bsky.social
· Feb 5
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
Aprende a hablar bien.
Rollo. Reflexiona activamente sobre cómo estás hablando. No te quedes sólo con cómo comunicar una idea, sino un tono. Fíjate en cómo reaccionan los demás a cómo te comunicas con ellos. Te vas a pasar toda la vida hablando, más te vale hacerlo bien.
Rollo. Reflexiona activamente sobre cómo estás hablando. No te quedes sólo con cómo comunicar una idea, sino un tono. Fíjate en cómo reaccionan los demás a cómo te comunicas con ellos. Te vas a pasar toda la vida hablando, más te vale hacerlo bien.
Acabar el traumadump al psicólogo con un "Y esa es mi historia, Patricia"
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Acabar el traumadump al psicólogo con un "Y esa es mi historia, Patricia"
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70 pavos por un cartucho baleiro e a xente pasa polo aro. Estamos acabados.
Pokémon Pokopia is $69.99 on US eShop (and a key card title) www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
70 pavos por un cartucho baleiro e a xente pasa polo aro. Estamos acabados.
Me parece muy poético que la comparecencia de Mazón haya caído en San Martín
🔴DIRECTO I Baldoví, a Mazón: "¿Qué clase de presidente eres, que te dicen que Utiel estaba llena de agua y la UME desplegada y sigues comiendo y esperando el postre?"
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me parece muy poético que la comparecencia de Mazón haya caído en San Martín
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
![Screenshot of a tweet:
British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
Me han cobrado un euro por mear, viva la libertad carajo
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Me han cobrado un euro por mear, viva la libertad carajo
I'm in a bad place right now...
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm in a bad place right now...
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Basada.
Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”.
We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.
Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”
We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.
Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Basada.
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Sí.
Me encanta ponerme la manta en plan capa por la casa y sentirme como un conde victoriano
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sí.
Ojalá Donald Trump haciendo la T pose mientras reaniman a un muerto al lado
Cuando se te cae redondo un invitado en el despacho pero a ti te la suda tanto como te la suda el resto del planeta.
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ojalá Donald Trump haciendo la T pose mientras reaniman a un muerto al lado
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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Muy contento del triunfo de Mamdani sobre el agresor sexual Cuomo, y Rolento de Street Fighter.
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Muy contento del triunfo de Mamdani sobre el agresor sexual Cuomo, y Rolento de Street Fighter.
Están comiendo empanada sin mí, la OSADÍA.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Están comiendo empanada sin mí, la OSADÍA.
Llamadme idealista, pero yo creo que en una VERDADERA democracia, los poderes públicos tienen la obligación de garantizar que todos los ciudadanos tengan acceso a una fursona decente.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Llamadme idealista, pero yo creo que en una VERDADERA democracia, los poderes públicos tienen la obligación de garantizar que todos los ciudadanos tengan acceso a una fursona decente.
La manera en que la R36S va camino de ser una de las mejores consolas que he tenido en mi vida, es que es una cosa xdd
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
La manera en que la R36S va camino de ser una de las mejores consolas que he tenido en mi vida, es que es una cosa xdd
Muchacho, tienes unos zapatos muy grandes que llenar o7
Cole Escola has been cast as Bon Clay in ‘ONE PIECE’ Season 3.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Muchacho, tienes unos zapatos muy grandes que llenar o7
¿Por qué esto funciona sorprendentemente bien?
Oh remember when I attempted to make tarot cards with the Ultra Beasts....maybe I should finish the set hmhmhm
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
¿Por qué esto funciona sorprendentemente bien?
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Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
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Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
“By now the whole of downtown Morpork was alight, and the richer and worthier citizens of Ankh on the far bank were bravely responding to the situation by feverishly demolishing the bridges.”
“By now the whole of downtown Morpork was alight, and the richer and worthier citizens of Ankh on the far bank were bravely responding to the situation by feverishly demolishing the bridges.”
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
“By now the whole of downtown Morpork was alight, and the richer and worthier citizens of Ankh on the far bank were bravely responding to the situation by feverishly demolishing the bridges.”
“By now the whole of downtown Morpork was alight, and the richer and worthier citizens of Ankh on the far bank were bravely responding to the situation by feverishly demolishing the bridges.”
Al gym, fav si eres guei.
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Al gym, fav si eres guei.
Que estemos todos con el mismo loquero es objetivamente gracioso
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Que estemos todos con el mismo loquero es objetivamente gracioso