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Sir Auld Bones
@sirauldbones.bsky.social
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Old timer gaymer knight. This is an account for adults, so please +18 or leave.
NSFW bara knight men art, be forewarned.

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#OnlyHelmets for knights, soldiers and masked men.
#Unmasked for everything that lacks a helmet or mask.
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Apologies for the quiet absence. Winter really had an effect on yours truly, so I silently shut off, while playtesting several games...

#gayming
July 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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It is the day of the big boy.

#NSFW #JasonVoorhees #FridayThe13th #OnlyHelmets #gay #mask #bara #muscle
(Un)lucky you for finding the big friday the 13th boy out in the dark woods all by lonesome when he is having a rather distressful and wardrobe malfunctioning night...
June 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Perhaps I have forgotten to mention it...

#gayming #knight #helmet #skimpy #armor
Some drunken dude who might have not paid much attention utters some nonsensically-charged words to hide his insecurities towards his childhood friend and first love, who's now the Gladiator's Guildmaster. Aldis: ...You've gotten stronger. Good. I'm glad Mylla has a man like you to rely upon. The knight immediately detects the chickening out of the drunkard, and firmly retorts the implications that his girl found another man. Sir Auld Bones: Excuse thee, I am gay.
June 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Lack of content lately, so have this with no context.

I do not wish to alarm thee, however, when he cometh for thee... Be most readied.

#FFXIV #gayming
June 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Do not mind me. I am only here to smile at all the Vivi representation.
June 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Perhaps the "realest" dialogue choice in this game, thus far. The things one would like to be able to speak in that other mons game series, I am quite certain.

#Temtem #gayming
June 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Happy Pride Month, my fellow war criminals! 🏳️‍🌈

#NSFW #Garland #OnlyHelmets #gay #knight #helmet #bara #muscle #FinalFantasy #StrangerOfParadise #pridemonth #pride
June 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Winter is coming, but the cold weather of autumn already hit me. Have a mug of hot cocoa to keep yourself warm.

#NSFW #Garland #OnlyHelmets #gay #knight #helmet #bara #muscle #skimpy #sweater #FinalFantasy #StrangerOfParadise
May 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"May I have this dance, milord?"
Easily one of the best early game sidequests, thus far.
Not to mention how much my pecs bounce while doing this dance...

#NSFW #knight #helmet #gay #bara #muscle
The red magick knight courteously invites you to dance.
May 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Been in a lying back and listening to music mood today, so...

#NSFW #Garland #OnlyHelmets #gay #knight #helmet #bara #muscle #FinalFantasy #StrangerOfParadise
Some days even the big bad villain just feels like lying back, plugging their ears, and listening to something that vibes with their mood. In the privacy of their bedroom...
May 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I am slowly progressing through the story, but if anyone also starting out wishes to join in, you are welcome to poke on me. DMs are open, I believe.

#NSFW #knight #helmet #gay #bara #muscle
May 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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...how it is going...

#NSFW #knight #helmet #gay #bara #muscle
May 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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How it started...

#NSFW #knight #helmet #gay #bara #muscle
May 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Do not mind me, as I have been testing out... Some things...

#NSFW #knight #helmet #gay #bara #muscle
May 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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"My helmet! I can't see without my helmet!" - Sir Auld Bones, breaking character for this is a serious matter.

I cannot help but jest at the some of the buffoon moments in the initial quests in the critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV!
Archery Guildmaster Luciane asks the new recruit, Sir'Auld Bones, in all seriousness. Luciane: Tell me, Sir'Auld, do you truly understand what it means to see clearly? Sir'Auld Bones: Ummmm... Sure sir/ma'am! The knight responds, with much uncertainty as to even the Guildmaster's identity, for he can barely see anything with so many glaring lights around while his eyes are not concealed by the comforting darkness of a helmet. If only he could attain higher levels faster, for that shiny Lv37 full helmet he saw on the gear shop...
May 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Pardon the lack of content, lately. This knight has been busy gayming. Of note, this knight, last night, started playing the expanded Free Trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV!
Aside from the meme, my dude seemed real happy for his name. I realized later it perfectly fits Roegadyn naming.
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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There were times, when his orc bro was about to lose it, that Seism would nonchalantly offer himself to let off all that rage. Indeed, it was rough, but he cared too much for his orc bro to mind it much.

#NSFW #Shadowrun #OC #Seism #gay #troll #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #cyberpunk #unmasked
Indeed, it had been a drekfest of a first night stepping on that land. Everything went awry, and nerves were raw from the events that ensued. Duncan: Oh my god, Benedykt... Are you fucking kidding me? The stressed ex-cop asked, more to himself than anything else, trying to cope with his boiling anger and mixed feelings with everything that happened. The troll, who had been quietly watching the orc pacing to one side and the other, barely registered the words coming from Duncan. His own mind was running at high-speed, searching and plotting for the best way to get his orc bro and himself out of that situation alive, not quite trusting of those shadowrunners' promise of help, but also out of many options, if any at that point. Duncan: I think I'm gonna lose it. Those words immediately drew Seism's attention fully to his old partner. He knew what that meant. The orc was about to burst in anger. And Seism knew leaving him in that state was more dangerous to himself than anything else. How many times the troll had to heal his bro after such an outburst in the past? Seism: Do what you've got to do, but make it fast. The troll's words were assertive, much as he used to be towards the orc, several years ago. They had an appointment waiting for them to possibly get their lives secured at least for that night, and having the orc in that state was risky when dealing with a big shot of the shadows. Duncan: Make it fast? What-- By the time the orc glared back at Seism, further angered by those words, the troll had already enacted his plan to disarm the ticking bomb. To be continued...
May 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Alternative view of Seism. 'Tis rumoured it may not be only his punches that cause tremors, especially when his magical enhancements come into play.

#NSFW #Unmasked #Shadowrun #OC #Seism #gay #troll #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #cyberpunk
May 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Tonight, I bring thee Benedykt Petros, known in the shadows as Seism. Indeed, he is my Shadowrun Hong Kong character. A rather tanky Adept with supportive magic that earned his nickname early by his tremor-inducing attacks.

#Unmasked #Shadowrun #OC #Seism #gay #troll #bara #muscle #armor #cyberpunk
May 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Alternative view of Duncan Wu, gotta make sure they know why he has been nicknamed "Gunshow".

#NSFW #Unmasked #Shadowrun #DuncanWu #gay #ork #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #cyberpunk
May 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Returning to the games I was playing before May, so I bring thee Duncan Wu from Shadowrun Hong Kong. Seemingly practicing what the younglings have been calling "aura farming".

#Unmasked #Shadowrun #DuncanWu #gay #ork #bara #muscle #armor #cyberpunk
Ex-cop Duncan Wu, from Shadowrun Hong Kong, practicing his badass posing at some rooftops, almost sunrise, before his big bro wakes up. Gotta make his big bro proud!
May 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Coming to the end of this year's Star Wars day marathon content with this one. However, this is only the beginning. More content will come along the way.

May the Force be with you, always!

#NSFW #OnlyHelmets #DarthVader #gay #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #StarWarsDay #RevengeOfTheSixth
POV: You're a new recruit Stormtrooper mind your business through the Death Star corridors, and an angry and pent-up Darth Vader gives you the privilege of sucking his sith lord dick for a quickie.
May 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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More Star Wars incoming! This time let us reimagine how Darth Sidious corrupted the mind of our very appreciated lord Darth Vader.

#OnlyHelmets #DarthVader #DarthSidious #gay #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #bulge #StarWarsDay #RevengeOfTheFifth #RevengeOfTheSixth
The old pervert Palpatine spared no efforts in the gradual deterioration of of the mind of Darth Vader, lecherously delighting himself as his pupil awakened to become the most feared and powerful Sith Lord of his time...
May 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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'Tis a special day for fans of Star Wars! Therefore, I bring thee these fine soldiers of the Galactic Empire. May the Force be with thee, always!

#NSFW #OnlyHelmets #Stormtrooper #gay #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #underwear #speedo #jockstrap #bulge #StarWarsDay #MayThe4th #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
The Heat Squad assembled! From left to right: Heavy Stormtrooper HS-45. Second-in-command, heavy guns specialist and gym freak. Despite his intimidating appearance, is an insecure big softie that tends to need reassurance from his buddies. Imperial Officer HS-25, aka Anton Whithits. Commanding officer of the squad, and resident wiseman that guides the boys. May act grumpy at times, but always takes good care of his men. Scout Trooper HS-19. Reconnaissance and infiltration specialist. Also the rookie of the team. Seems shy and reserved at first, but can surprise his peers when pushed over the edge. Stormtrooper HS-23. Forward infantry and guns ablaze enthusiast of the squad. Never shies away from getting chummy with his fellow soldiers, or really any guy at all.
May 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Pardon me, I seem to have missed the timing on May the 1st. However! Here I am, bringing thee a morsel of Star Wars content this May the 2nd.

#NSFW #OnlyHelmets #Stormtrooper #gay #bara #muscle #skimpy #armor #underwear #speedo #bulge #StarWarsDay #MayThe4th #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
Two hunky male Stormtroopers doing routine guns inspection, as per regulations. Heavy Trooper: Bro, are you sure I didn't overtune it? Assault Trooper: Oh, bro, there ain't no way you missing those rebels with those guns of yours! Relax! Heavy Trooper: Hrmm I dunno, man, still afraid I might overheat... Assault Trooper: Then let's make sure to cool off that heavy blaster of yours before the next mission. To be continued...
May 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM