Evil Spock doesn't have time for your bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Evil Spock doesn't have time for your bullshit.
Breakfast of champions. Pecan pie and cherry pie.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Breakfast of champions. Pecan pie and cherry pie.
You know you're in the Midwest when there's a whole extra fridge just for beer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You know you're in the Midwest when there's a whole extra fridge just for beer.
My family were never into big gift giving at this time of year but there was always one constant. A new calendar to hang on the wall.
Side note, omg John Craven is still alive? He must be ancient by now.
Side note, omg John Craven is still alive? He must be ancient by now.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My family were never into big gift giving at this time of year but there was always one constant. A new calendar to hang on the wall.
Side note, omg John Craven is still alive? He must be ancient by now.
Side note, omg John Craven is still alive? He must be ancient by now.
Signs of inflation part infinity - this year's birthday gift tower from the office is definitely shorter than last year.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Signs of inflation part infinity - this year's birthday gift tower from the office is definitely shorter than last year.
I'll see your mid afternoon meh and raise you a tea, Earl Grey, hot.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'll see your mid afternoon meh and raise you a tea, Earl Grey, hot.
I mean, it's a few ounces of caviar, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
Nytimes giving a lesson in reading the room.
Nytimes giving a lesson in reading the room.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I mean, it's a few ounces of caviar, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
Nytimes giving a lesson in reading the room.
Nytimes giving a lesson in reading the room.
Good deal on 18ct box of eggs in Safeway today. You can really twist your brain in knots trying to decide if they really cost $10.99 originally. I'd love to see sales figures for the three different price points.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Good deal on 18ct box of eggs in Safeway today. You can really twist your brain in knots trying to decide if they really cost $10.99 originally. I'd love to see sales figures for the three different price points.
For the record it isn't very much different to the price a year ago and certainly not near $2.
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
For the record it isn't very much different to the price a year ago and certainly not near $2.
4hrs later and it's still a madhouse. Barely able to find parking to pick up Norbert.
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
4hrs later and it's still a madhouse. Barely able to find parking to pick up Norbert.
Overcompensating patriotic immigrant wants YOU to punch a Nazi!
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Overcompensating patriotic immigrant wants YOU to punch a Nazi!
52% off my groceries today. You have to play their game. 100 points is $1 off but 1000 points is $15 off. Grab bonus points and save them up. Sometimes good deals for using points in certain departments like for meat too.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
52% off my groceries today. You have to play their game. 100 points is $1 off but 1000 points is $15 off. Grab bonus points and save them up. Sometimes good deals for using points in certain departments like for meat too.
Is it too early to dig into the Halloween candy stash?
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Is it too early to dig into the Halloween candy stash?
OMG cute black cat Halloween animation in messages...
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
OMG cute black cat Halloween animation in messages...
If you're of a certain age, everything in life has a 90s Simpsons quote. So whenever some official says their hands are tied with respect to something crazy Trump just did, I always think of this scene from the where the only reason Homer's hands are stuck is because he's holding on to the can.
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you're of a certain age, everything in life has a 90s Simpsons quote. So whenever some official says their hands are tied with respect to something crazy Trump just did, I always think of this scene from the where the only reason Homer's hands are stuck is because he's holding on to the can.
Too soon? Come on, it beats the blue tarp they're inevitably going to have there.
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Too soon? Come on, it beats the blue tarp they're inevitably going to have there.
The juxtaposition of these two stories perfectly highlights the GOP failure to govern. And yet their supporters will keep voting for the gilded arches and ballrooms over the food on their own table.
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The juxtaposition of these two stories perfectly highlights the GOP failure to govern. And yet their supporters will keep voting for the gilded arches and ballrooms over the food on their own table.
Using the dark magic to save 41% on the groceries this week.
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Using the dark magic to save 41% on the groceries this week.
What is this, a lunar lander for ants?
October 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What is this, a lunar lander for ants?
Quite a bit of rain in Phoenix recently. For the record that leaf is floating level with the top of the tile just under the deck, it's usually level with the middle of the tile which is a difference of 3 inches (though I say that's closer to 6 inches...).
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Quite a bit of rain in Phoenix recently. For the record that leaf is floating level with the top of the tile just under the deck, it's usually level with the middle of the tile which is a difference of 3 inches (though I say that's closer to 6 inches...).
I bet like 9 out of 10 of these that get bought never get made. They're fiddly as fuck.
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I bet like 9 out of 10 of these that get bought never get made. They're fiddly as fuck.