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SarahInTx
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ok, girls.
Helen Andrew’s is shown on the left telling us that our feminine wiles made men do dumb things and on the right, a 1920s woman in a homemade dress is holding a “Anti-Flirt Club” banner
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Diapers and wipes are the most-requested item.

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November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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A red sign with white writing says, “Zero days since last incident.”
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Between Kai saying things like this and Paul Krugman using the words, “apocalyptic” in a title, I’m typing in searches like “buy gold?” and “buy small cave…?”
July 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Simpson’s bus driver has a sign that says “Don’t make me tap the sign”. Sign says, “People in red states do not detest r the negative consequences of policies enacted by their oppressors. Stop using them as the scapegoat for this country’s problem.”
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Forever in our hearts, belated in his super suit
Mr. Freeze from “The Incredibles” prepares to ice the city.
June 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Robin Hood from the cartoon appears sexily
May 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Whom could this possibly benefit?!
Putin’s sitting in a chair while his lapdogs, Trump and Musk, yap at Zelensky who is sitting across the way.
March 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Reagan from Rutherford Falls says disdainfully, “Elon Musk is dumb, and he needs to pay his taxes.”
February 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I’m in the “matching track suits” phase of my great romance, but I’m about to start pairing yall off in the re-skeets and replies
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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In a Simpson’s scene, the bus driver says, “Don’t make me tap the sign.” The sign says, “People in red states do not deserve the negative consequences of policies enacted by their oppressors. Stop using them to scapegoat the country’s problems.”
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Black Jesus says into a landline, “Start the rapture.”
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Ooh and absolutely try zaditor for eye allergies
February 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Wish I’d thought of this first but absolutely LADY PARTS
The members of the fictional band Lady Parts are shown.
January 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Crucifictorious
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Somehow giving this energy
A photo of an owl on grass is shown. Text says that in 1996, two neighbors in England spent a year hooting at owls, unaware that they were actually hooting at each other.
January 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?
December 30, 2023 at 3:27 AM
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Nope
Book entitled, “QR Codes Kill Kittens” is shown
November 17, 2023 at 1:08 AM
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“Elon Musk is dumb and he needs to pay his taxes.” Evergreen.
November 16, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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September 19, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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Don’t make me tap the sign: people in red states do not deserve the negative consequences of policies enacted by their oppressors. Stop using them as a scapegoat for this country’s problems.
September 16, 2023 at 6:33 PM