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Fletch_Lives
@simulacrumbling.bsky.social
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Delights in the weird spaces of our many worlds.

I read, write, watch, listen, joke, cook, and like to post weird movie fan fiction (and reviews) on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/9TOOx

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Did the Monster Mash.
I'm wearing a Scream mask, a Jason hat, a shirt that says Halloween and has Freddy Krueger's face on it. My name badge says Fran Chise.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Participated again with @marizza.bsky.social in Kentucky's 400 mile yard sale, plus a few thrift stores in Hopkinsville. Total haul was for under a hundred bucks, and the folks we gave our money to were lovely people.
A living room floor is nearly covered with a spread of books, DVDs, VHS's, wooden dishes, and a classic Simon says game from the 80's. At the edge of the spread, two cats investigate.
June 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Now watching The Intruder (1989) on The Last Drive-In with @marizza.bsky.social, wondering if Omega Mart in Vegas should have an Intruder-themed Halloween Party. #TheLastDriveIn
#mutantfam
On a TV screen: the ornate, kitsch-filled set of The Last Drive-In, with Joe Bob Briggs in western wear and bolo tie, and Darcy the Mail Girl drinking a Lone Star beer. They sit between handmade signs listing Joe Bob's 24 elements of a slasher film.
April 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Now watching "Creature from the Black Lagoon" on Svengoolie with @marizza.bsky.social

Hi Felissa Rose!
A TV on a bookcase shows Svengoolie interviewing Felissa Rose. A cartoon head of Svengoolie wearing a joker hat flashes across the screen.
March 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Now watching Opus with @marizza.bsky.social
Our feet propped up in recliner seats at a movie theater with the lights still on.
March 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Watching Phantom of the Opurra with @marizza.bsky.social and our lovely cat Ella.
A beautiful cat sits on my lap as I watch the movie.
March 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Now watching Phantom of the Opera on The Last Drive-In with @marizza.bsky.social
#lastdrivein
A television sits on a bookshelf next to an old popcorn maker and over a row of DVDs. On the television is horror host Joe Bob Briggs, dressed in a dapper 1920's outfit with straw hat, vest, and suit jacket. He is discussing the silent film Phantom of the Opera, with the Drive-In neon logo behind him.
March 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Now watching Dracula's Daughter on Svengoolie with @marizza.bsky.social
A lit candle sits beside a TV screen in a living room. On the television a black & white image of an elegant woman playing a piano topped with lit candles, while a garish man with slick back hair sits beside her in an ornate wooden chair. The subtitles read "quiet."
January 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Now watching: A Christmas Story with @marizza.bsky.social - wondering if my poor eyesight is due to childhood soap poisoning.
In a linoleum tiled bathroom with a frilly window curtain, a sandy-haired young boy in glasses and a brown sweater sits ruefully with a big red bar of soap stuck in his mouth.
December 25, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Now Watching: The 12 Disasters of Christmas with @marizza.bsky.social
"So this is like some 2012 thing?"
"No. This is the 2012 thing!"
The sky is cloudy and gray. A tornado surges forward. Among the swirling debris a gray sedan flies out towards a woman standing in a field, her arms outstretched in confused fright.
December 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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I thought he did a fine job in Battle Beyond the Stars, the first of Roger Corman's many knock-off Star Wars cash-ins.
John Saxon, with a painted slash over his eye wears a campy metallic space suit with red shoulder pads, stares sullenly ahead while standing before some sort of space throne.
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Nollywood Sunday! Now Watching: Blood Sacrifice of 21 Pregnant Dwarfs
(It's 4 1/2 hours long and the sound is terrible. Time to re-up the drugs!)
An African man in white robe, red hat, and red scarf sits cross-legged on a mat in a sparse room with a red-blanketed bed. On the bed sits a tablet and a book. In the spot where the man once sat, a CGI bird, possibly a seagull, rises above the mat.
December 8, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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I f'n love Space Mutiny. One of the only episodes where the riffing stops for awhile while Mike and the bots just gut laugh at the movie.
A silly looking man in a stupid space helmet screams senselessly.
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Now Watching: MST3K The Final Sacrifice with @marizza.bsky.social . Historic moment re-airing MST3K's "lost" episode. One of my absolute favorites, chock full of Canadian Ninjas. And of course, the incomparable Zapp Rowsdower!
On a TV screen in a dark room, the silhouettes of a man and two robots stare up at a moustached man in denim making a phone call in a phone booth.
November 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Now Watching with @marizza.bsky.social : Christmas Twister. Or should I say, Christams Twister? Starring Casper Van Dien. Or should I say, Caserp Van Dine?
In a dark room a TV screen glows. The title of the movie on the screen reads: Christams Twister.
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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Now Watching: Cade the Tortured Crossing with @marizza.bsky.social
The majestic Neil Breen, clad in black leather jacket and black shirt, stands before a bucolic landscape of trees and rolling green hills. The majestic Neil Breen, clad in black leather jacket, black shirt, and blue jeans, crouches on a bucolic landscape of trees and rolling hills, and wrestles a CGI white tiger with black streaks.
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Now Watching:
The Barn (2016) with @marizza.bsky.social
Movie poster text reads "The Barn," with an upside down cross coming out of the letter "n". Artwork features some of the cast emerging from shadows, some covered in blood, some holding makeshift weapons. A group of teenagers stand in front of a barn. A zombie wearing a lantern mining helmet wields a shovel. A character with a jack-o'-lantern head holds an ax above a dismembered head below it.
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM