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Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
Husband, father, Goose lover
Only in the last few years, but yes. Hell yes. ♥️
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone needs to stop him (please don’t stop, Goedde)
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Big time SpaceX launch vibes
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you!
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did you seriously just drop Krull, Willow, and LADYHAWKE in casual conversation? JFC my man, can I please buy you a beer? ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
YESSS! That’s great news! My wife has 4 second interviews on Monday…so the vibes are contagious I hope.
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
a man with a beard says i need it .
ALT: a man with a beard says i need it .
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November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Go ultra old school and burn some wood!
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
👉💥
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ooodelaly
a cartoon character is looking at a crystal ball and smiling
ALT: a cartoon character is looking at a crystal ball and smiling
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November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Man what a jerk you’ll be if it doesn’t happen. Friendship over.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tons of little worldbuilding stuff in the background of the sets. It’s a lost era.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Was Mollie stoked or not? First time seeing it now has to hit different than in 1987
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don’t see how Stuart Bogie isn’t there. That movie soundtrack is full of saxxy songs!
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@tonycars10s.me cracked the code. Here’s pics of the breakdown that I posted of his theory from WL:
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
a 3d model of a skeleton with a red spine
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November 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
CotterBiscuits (patent pending) are both delicious AND nutritious!
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So every American in the entire country will lose, on average, 389 pounds? That’s incredible.

🤡
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM