SimplisticJ
@simplisticj.bsky.social
Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
“He said no pickles”
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“He said no pickles”
My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams
Was a good summer 🔥
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Was a good summer 🔥
Here you go, you’ll need this
August 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Here you go, you’ll need this
A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent
Here, I hear this helps.
August 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Here, I hear this helps.
One of the first things I made…
His first fight and this nigga used “unlimited void”
His first fight and this nigga used “unlimited void”
July 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One of the first things I made…
His first fight and this nigga used “unlimited void”
His first fight and this nigga used “unlimited void”
Bat mobile is literally a dump truck.
July 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Bat mobile is literally a dump truck.
Mind you… THIS MAN HAS A LOVING MOTHER!
But will punt kick a fucking child.
But will punt kick a fucking child.
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Mind you… THIS MAN HAS A LOVING MOTHER!
But will punt kick a fucking child.
But will punt kick a fucking child.
For reference, these are actual heights…
Absolute Bane is 6’8 normally, but off the venom that nigga is 16.5 feet tall.
Absolute Bane is 6’8 normally, but off the venom that nigga is 16.5 feet tall.
July 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
For reference, these are actual heights…
Absolute Bane is 6’8 normally, but off the venom that nigga is 16.5 feet tall.
Absolute Bane is 6’8 normally, but off the venom that nigga is 16.5 feet tall.
Absolute Batman is 6’9 and weighs 421 pounds.
July 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Absolute Batman is 6’9 and weighs 421 pounds.
Let it be known, no matter what universe it is, Batman will always find a way to be fucked up.
Absolute Batman has a loving mother at home, but decided to fill his suit with booby traps to kill people and fill his body with knives to pull out of himself and kill people.
Loving mother yall.
Absolute Batman has a loving mother at home, but decided to fill his suit with booby traps to kill people and fill his body with knives to pull out of himself and kill people.
Loving mother yall.
July 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Let it be known, no matter what universe it is, Batman will always find a way to be fucked up.
Absolute Batman has a loving mother at home, but decided to fill his suit with booby traps to kill people and fill his body with knives to pull out of himself and kill people.
Loving mother yall.
Absolute Batman has a loving mother at home, but decided to fill his suit with booby traps to kill people and fill his body with knives to pull out of himself and kill people.
Loving mother yall.
One thing you can’t dodge….
Domain expansion. Infinite Pregnancies.
Domain expansion. Infinite Pregnancies.
July 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One thing you can’t dodge….
Domain expansion. Infinite Pregnancies.
Domain expansion. Infinite Pregnancies.
Me and my niggas pulling up to Superman
July 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me and my niggas pulling up to Superman
Crease their J’s too👀
July 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Crease their J’s too👀
The legend of legendary heroes
July 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The legend of legendary heroes
Remember I was telling yall to get your guns and a permit to carry months ago? It ain’t to late
July 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Remember I was telling yall to get your guns and a permit to carry months ago? It ain’t to late
How these niggas want they women when they don’t even wash they asses😭
July 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
How these niggas want they women when they don’t even wash they asses😭
See, this is how the colonizers get yall, first it’s light mode, then it’s light skin, then next thing you know; BOOM we in the unseasoned fields again.
July 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
See, this is how the colonizers get yall, first it’s light mode, then it’s light skin, then next thing you know; BOOM we in the unseasoned fields again.
This game only flopped because of how they failed to market it, kept swapping names, and kept firing people.
The finished product was actually pretty fire🤷🏽♂️
The finished product was actually pretty fire🤷🏽♂️
July 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This game only flopped because of how they failed to market it, kept swapping names, and kept firing people.
The finished product was actually pretty fire🤷🏽♂️
The finished product was actually pretty fire🤷🏽♂️