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tumblr post by user 1995lahaine reading we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that. the post has 7,614 notes
July 11, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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need a wealthy benefactor so I can get new clothes and stop girlmoding every other day 🙏
July 7, 2023 at 2:24 PM
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another beverage pic - this tastes like evil eggnog
Can of vanilla Coca Cola with coffee stands on a wooden table. In the background there is a projector and trees visible through a window.
July 5, 2023 at 7:14 PM
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chewsday brewsday
simon holds a black can of beer reading prairie common amber lager from nonsuch. it has a crest with a bison. you can see a little of a seventies yellow floral chair, and simon’s jean-clad knee
July 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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sky has titties
July 3, 2023 at 3:11 AM