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Not the one you need but probably the one you deserve. She/her
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From Blueprint polling. Independent voters in battleground States thought Harris was too far Left. This flipped those States and cost her the election. I've seen other polls that said the same thing.
September 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Malice. Starring Nicole Kidman, Bill Pullman, Alec Baldwin, and Bebe Neuwirth
Film poster for Malice. Half images of Alec Baldwin's face on the left and Nicole Kidman on the right on a black background. Above them are Alec Baldwin, Nicole and Bill Pullman's names. Below and between them are the movie's taglines and the name of the movie "Malice." The name of the movie is in red print. Underneath in small print are other stars and production information.
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Terrifying if true.
Image from Facebook. At the top are the words, "People you may know." Below that is a picture of Trump advisor Stephen Miller. Underneath that are the options add friend or remove.
June 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The lighting in the video makes Ernst's eyes look like a demon from Supernatural. How appropriate.
A screenshot from the wiki of the TV show Supernatural of a woman's head. She is facing forward. Her eyes are black, including her pupils and sclera. The text under the picture is "Demons. Supernatural Wiki."
June 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Ah, yes. The flowchart again.
A flowchart showing how people blame Democrats for Republican actions.
February 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Yep.
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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So The Wizard of Oz scared me so badly as a toddler that I haven't watched it since. Which means I also didn't watch The Wiz. Having found out they used the paper from a Reeses Peanut Butter cup for Michael Jackson's Scarecrow nose, maybe I didn't need to be afraid.
Michael Jackspn as the Scarecrow in The Wiz. They attached the paper from a Reese's Peanut Butter cup for the nose.
January 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Gingerbread man with his mouth in upside down smile frown. Above his head are the words, "He screams."
December 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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I broke Duo. 😦
Duo the green cartoon owl icon is broken.
December 6, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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This isn't a cute story. A guy did this to me, and it was infuriating. I had a job that I couldn't do because my computer kept having problems. What was worse was my supervisor thought I was somehow causing the issue. Do not be this creep.
Post about woman talking about how she met her husband because he was an IT manager and he would mess with her computer so he could fix it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Like what was I being threatened with?
Duo the green, cartoon Duolingo owl, perched atop the number 2024. Facing you and looking menacing. The text reads, "Did you learn enough to be safe from Duo? Let's see." The word "start" with a down arrow below the word is underneath the other text. The text reads, "Are you safe from Duo? Swipe up to reveal." Duo the green, cartoon Duolingo owl is shadowed. He is behind the mostly clear entrance to a tent. The entrance has a blue outline flap closed with a blue zipper in the middle. Duo, the green cartoon owl faces you. The look on his face is happy. His wings are outstretched. The soles of his feet face you. The one on the left is slightly higher. It looks as if he is standing in front of three arched windows on top of a tan, then a lavender, then a mint, then a dark blue wave that may be the outline of a cloud. A white burst of what appears to be sunlight appears over the right side of his head. The text reads, "Yes! Your 676 day streak was hot stuff. You're safe from Duo. For now. But one slip is all it takes..." Beneath that the text reads, "Share for a reward."
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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What is up with Duo? How is he not being mobbed by furries?
Duo the Duolingo owl drooling while looking at his phone. The text reads, "Congrats you spent 1114 minutes learning this year. That's more time than Duo spent looking at Dua Lipa pics." Duo the Duolingo owls body facing away but the owl is looking at you over his shoulder. His butt cheeks are prominent. The text reads, "676 days was your longest streak. Okay, hot stuff. Can you keep the flame lit?" A Spanish flag icon is on top of Duo the cartoon green Duolingo owl's body. His wings to the side of his body. His dummy thicc bottom facing you. The soles of his feet facing you. The text reads, "You completed 366 lessons in Spanish. You absolutely crushed it." A picture of Duo the green, cartoon Duolingo owl facing away from you. His wings are raised by his side. His butt crack is drawn in. The back of his feet are present.
December 3, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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I don't know that I'd describe a journey to Hell and back as amazing but I guess for some people it's all about the journey.
A picture of Martha Stewart on the cover of a tabloid magazine with the words written under her picture, "Martha Stewart's Amazing Journey. 'I'VE BEEN TO HELL & BACK'"
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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My favorite Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Calvin has a piece of pie and says, "This piece of pie is awfully darn small." In the next frame, his mom says, "Life could be worse, Calvin." To which Calvin snaps back, "Life could be a lot better, too." In the last frame, Calvin is sitting on his bed, sent to his room, and grumpily complains, "But worse is more likely."
November 27, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Axios article headline: $6 million is a reasonable price for banana (art). Below the headline is a picture of the back of the head of a woman taking cell phone picture of a banana duct taped to the wall. Lucille Bluth from tv show Arrested Development asking, "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?"
November 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Same, girl.
A succulent in front of other plants. All are sitting on a table. The succulent is prickly and has a sign that says do not touch.
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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His first mistake was leaving the house.
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Terf alert.
November 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Amazing. Thank you.
Extreme close up of a husky's nose.
November 15, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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Kirk Acevado was true to his word. I didn't expect it because he didn't owe my little account anything.
Kirk Acevado post that he follows people back. Kirk Acevado's page @realkidvicious.bsky.social.
November 15, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Hope your day gets better.
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM