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Not the one you need but probably the one you deserve. She/her
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
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In case you thought you were safe bc you aren't one of his currently identified enemies to kidnap and deport, take a look at this line:
"and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country..."
No one is safe when a bully is in charge.
"and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country..."
No one is safe when a bully is in charge.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In case you thought you were safe bc you aren't one of his currently identified enemies to kidnap and deport, take a look at this line:
"and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country..."
No one is safe when a bully is in charge.
"and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country..."
No one is safe when a bully is in charge.
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
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This would be a war crime even if there were an actual war and these people were actual combatants, which there isn't and they weren't.
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This would be a war crime even if there were an actual war and these people were actual combatants, which there isn't and they weren't.
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
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Better things are possible...IF YOU DO THE WORK TO MAKE THEM POSSIBLE
Better things are not possible if you just decide that they have to happen when the mood instantaneously strikes you.
Better things are not possible if you just decide that they have to happen when the mood instantaneously strikes you.
You people are all an endless chorus of “better things are not possible” and it’s pretty tedious and a really bad look in the year of our lord 2025
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Better things are possible...IF YOU DO THE WORK TO MAKE THEM POSSIBLE
Better things are not possible if you just decide that they have to happen when the mood instantaneously strikes you.
Better things are not possible if you just decide that they have to happen when the mood instantaneously strikes you.
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It’s why at this stage of the game, if you’re taking shots at the Democratic Party and vote suppressing them in any capacity. By me you’re are going to be considered the ops or an internet troll bot.
Those are his parents. Maga don't even care about their own damn kids possibly being murdered by the military.
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s why at this stage of the game, if you’re taking shots at the Democratic Party and vote suppressing them in any capacity. By me you’re are going to be considered the ops or an internet troll bot.
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They just need something to complain about.
They should’ve been this adamant about him not being POTUS in November, but even if he dies now, we’ll still be stuck with Vance.
We all knew a 2nd term would be disastrous, but these “do something” idiots couldn’t fill in a few circles to prevent it.
They should’ve been this adamant about him not being POTUS in November, but even if he dies now, we’ll still be stuck with Vance.
We all knew a 2nd term would be disastrous, but these “do something” idiots couldn’t fill in a few circles to prevent it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
They just need something to complain about.
They should’ve been this adamant about him not being POTUS in November, but even if he dies now, we’ll still be stuck with Vance.
We all knew a 2nd term would be disastrous, but these “do something” idiots couldn’t fill in a few circles to prevent it.
They should’ve been this adamant about him not being POTUS in November, but even if he dies now, we’ll still be stuck with Vance.
We all knew a 2nd term would be disastrous, but these “do something” idiots couldn’t fill in a few circles to prevent it.
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Where are the votes to impeach him?
The GOP controls the House & there isn't 1 GOP Rep who will vote to impeach him, let alone enough to force Johnson to bring an impeachment vote to the floor, but even if there were enough votes in the House, there aren't 20+ GOP senators who will vote to convict.
The GOP controls the House & there isn't 1 GOP Rep who will vote to impeach him, let alone enough to force Johnson to bring an impeachment vote to the floor, but even if there were enough votes in the House, there aren't 20+ GOP senators who will vote to convict.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Where are the votes to impeach him?
The GOP controls the House & there isn't 1 GOP Rep who will vote to impeach him, let alone enough to force Johnson to bring an impeachment vote to the floor, but even if there were enough votes in the House, there aren't 20+ GOP senators who will vote to convict.
The GOP controls the House & there isn't 1 GOP Rep who will vote to impeach him, let alone enough to force Johnson to bring an impeachment vote to the floor, but even if there were enough votes in the House, there aren't 20+ GOP senators who will vote to convict.
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Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6
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Nothing like annoying the shit out of shoppers & employees on the busiest shopping day of the year to accomplish absolutely nothing.
If any of these "protesters" gave the slightest shit about the Gazans, the Muslim ban guy who hates Palestinians wouldn't be POTUS.
🤦🏾♀️
www.ibtimes.co.uk/palestine-pr...
If any of these "protesters" gave the slightest shit about the Gazans, the Muslim ban guy who hates Palestinians wouldn't be POTUS.
🤦🏾♀️
www.ibtimes.co.uk/palestine-pr...
NYC Zara Stormed by Palestine Protestors, Leaving Shoppers Alarmed
Palestine protestors entered a Manhattan Zara on Black Friday, startling shoppers as NYPD quickly intervened. The incident has sparked widespread online debate.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Nothing like annoying the shit out of shoppers & employees on the busiest shopping day of the year to accomplish absolutely nothing.
If any of these "protesters" gave the slightest shit about the Gazans, the Muslim ban guy who hates Palestinians wouldn't be POTUS.
🤦🏾♀️
www.ibtimes.co.uk/palestine-pr...
If any of these "protesters" gave the slightest shit about the Gazans, the Muslim ban guy who hates Palestinians wouldn't be POTUS.
🤦🏾♀️
www.ibtimes.co.uk/palestine-pr...
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Trump signals U.S. ground operations against Venezuelan cartel to begin soon
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Trump signals U.S. ground operations against Venezuelan cartel to begin soon
Trump says U.S. anti-cartel operations in Venezuela will expand to land as U.S. steps up military pressure and airlines suspend flights amid rising tensions.
www.miamiherald.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Trump signals U.S. ground operations against Venezuelan cartel to begin soon
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
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In other words, @nupress.bsky.social is paying Trump a bribe.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In other words, @nupress.bsky.social is paying Trump a bribe.
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Will you admit you were duped to prevent it from happening again? Because that is the 1st step.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Will you admit you were duped to prevent it from happening again? Because that is the 1st step.
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How are families budgeting for what could be a stunning increase in healthcare beginning January 1.
America first my ass
America first my ass
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
How are families budgeting for what could be a stunning increase in healthcare beginning January 1.
America first my ass
America first my ass
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
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Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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A president isn’t supposed to want to starve his people.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A president isn’t supposed to want to starve his people.
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Senate Democrats have a common-sense compromise: Let’s extend the ACA enhanced tax credits at the current levels for a year, and start a bipartisan working group to find real, long-term solutions to our country’s health care crisis.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Senate Democrats have a common-sense compromise: Let’s extend the ACA enhanced tax credits at the current levels for a year, and start a bipartisan working group to find real, long-term solutions to our country’s health care crisis.
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So Cornell paid a bribe to the Trump Administration and agreed to fork over a microfraction of the money cut by DOGE? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So Cornell paid a bribe to the Trump Administration and agreed to fork over a microfraction of the money cut by DOGE? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
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He sees something on TV or has a conversation with someone, severely misunderstands it while assumming everyone else was watching it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
He sees something on TV or has a conversation with someone, severely misunderstands it while assumming everyone else was watching it.
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I might not be speaking for all #veterans but, I can safely say. We don’t want empty words on #VeteransDay. We want your participation in this democracy.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I might not be speaking for all #veterans but, I can safely say. We don’t want empty words on #VeteransDay. We want your participation in this democracy.