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💙Simple home growing tips. Autistic, arthritic and atheistic. Pro-love, pro-science, pro-gress. Comedy is therapy
Today’s Craving
Tomato soup
Grilled cheese
Ruffles chips
Tomato soup
Grilled cheese
Ruffles chips
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Today’s Craving
Tomato soup
Grilled cheese
Ruffles chips
Tomato soup
Grilled cheese
Ruffles chips
Today’s Stuck at Work craving
Leftover thanksgiving turkey sandwich
Green bean casserole and stuffing reheated
Long pull off a foamy Guinness
Leftover thanksgiving turkey sandwich
Green bean casserole and stuffing reheated
Long pull off a foamy Guinness
September 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Today’s Stuck at Work craving
Leftover thanksgiving turkey sandwich
Green bean casserole and stuffing reheated
Long pull off a foamy Guinness
Leftover thanksgiving turkey sandwich
Green bean casserole and stuffing reheated
Long pull off a foamy Guinness
Today’s Stuck at Work Cravimg
McDonald’s cheeseburgers folded into tacos with fries inside, orange soda and Oreo McFlurry
McDonald’s cheeseburgers folded into tacos with fries inside, orange soda and Oreo McFlurry
September 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Today’s Stuck at Work Cravimg
McDonald’s cheeseburgers folded into tacos with fries inside, orange soda and Oreo McFlurry
McDonald’s cheeseburgers folded into tacos with fries inside, orange soda and Oreo McFlurry
Today’s Stuck at Work craving
Two hot dogs with mustard and relish
small bag of lays regular potato chips and a tall cup of ice cold kool aid while a Goofy cartoon is playing in the background
Two hot dogs with mustard and relish
small bag of lays regular potato chips and a tall cup of ice cold kool aid while a Goofy cartoon is playing in the background
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Today’s Stuck at Work craving
Two hot dogs with mustard and relish
small bag of lays regular potato chips and a tall cup of ice cold kool aid while a Goofy cartoon is playing in the background
Two hot dogs with mustard and relish
small bag of lays regular potato chips and a tall cup of ice cold kool aid while a Goofy cartoon is playing in the background
Today’s “Stuck at Work” Cravings:
Smoking a J on the beach before heading to Wahoo’s
Smoking a J on the beach before heading to Wahoo’s
September 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Today’s “Stuck at Work” Cravings:
Smoking a J on the beach before heading to Wahoo’s
Smoking a J on the beach before heading to Wahoo’s
Skies ain’t looking so blue these days
March 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Skies ain’t looking so blue these days
How does presidenting work now? Does the next president have to have 35 felonies to win?
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
How does presidenting work now? Does the next president have to have 35 felonies to win?
Today if I were to be tested I’d be discovered to contain 97% Human DNA and 3% Cookie ingredients
March 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Today if I were to be tested I’d be discovered to contain 97% Human DNA and 3% Cookie ingredients
2 managers talking outside my office, I knew they were coming in so I tried to escape, they god damn caught me and began to tell each other how consistent I am as an employee. Gross. I had to ruin it by awkwardly saying “oh no I can’t be here for this” and backed out of like a 1500s tea servant
March 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2 managers talking outside my office, I knew they were coming in so I tried to escape, they god damn caught me and began to tell each other how consistent I am as an employee. Gross. I had to ruin it by awkwardly saying “oh no I can’t be here for this” and backed out of like a 1500s tea servant
Difficult day today:
I was told to NOT eat the last two cookies sitting on a plate in plain sight
I was told to NOT eat the last two cookies sitting on a plate in plain sight
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Difficult day today:
I was told to NOT eat the last two cookies sitting on a plate in plain sight
I was told to NOT eat the last two cookies sitting on a plate in plain sight
When they look back and ask what we did to protest and stop the evil clown we can at least say we wore pink and held up cute signs
March 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When they look back and ask what we did to protest and stop the evil clown we can at least say we wore pink and held up cute signs
If you notice someone in your life is infodumping on you, try to put your phone down and at least pretend to be interested. Some of us Autists show affection through endless rambling on random topics
March 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you notice someone in your life is infodumping on you, try to put your phone down and at least pretend to be interested. Some of us Autists show affection through endless rambling on random topics
Shower thought:
The best possible end to a successful relationship is one of you watching the other die
The best possible end to a successful relationship is one of you watching the other die
February 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Shower thought:
The best possible end to a successful relationship is one of you watching the other die
The best possible end to a successful relationship is one of you watching the other die
Burning Sosobra by Floater Is just too good
February 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Burning Sosobra by Floater Is just too good
Crocs were originally designed to pick up goat-heads from the yard and bring them into your carpeted areas.
February 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Crocs were originally designed to pick up goat-heads from the yard and bring them into your carpeted areas.
Sorry Henry,
I got busy playing Avowed
I’ll be back soon I promise
I got busy playing Avowed
I’ll be back soon I promise
February 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sorry Henry,
I got busy playing Avowed
I’ll be back soon I promise
I got busy playing Avowed
I’ll be back soon I promise
Misspelled Avowed in a text to a friend while hyping it up. Now I can’t help but want the Gary Larson version of the game: Acowed
February 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Misspelled Avowed in a text to a friend while hyping it up. Now I can’t help but want the Gary Larson version of the game: Acowed
Hey that’s good dip!
Thanks, I had to read through 4 pages about someone’s father in law discovering bean dip while on a trip to Puerto Vallarta before I got to the recipe
Thanks, I had to read through 4 pages about someone’s father in law discovering bean dip while on a trip to Puerto Vallarta before I got to the recipe
February 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey that’s good dip!
Thanks, I had to read through 4 pages about someone’s father in law discovering bean dip while on a trip to Puerto Vallarta before I got to the recipe
Thanks, I had to read through 4 pages about someone’s father in law discovering bean dip while on a trip to Puerto Vallarta before I got to the recipe
Just heard my gf from the other room yelling “you bag of ass meat!”
She’s either playing call of duty or doing her taxes
She’s either playing call of duty or doing her taxes
February 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just heard my gf from the other room yelling “you bag of ass meat!”
She’s either playing call of duty or doing her taxes
She’s either playing call of duty or doing her taxes
Definition of Love: a bong pre loaded and waiting for you to get off work
February 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Definition of Love: a bong pre loaded and waiting for you to get off work
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Good morning to all!
February 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Good morning to all!
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Hands Off My Medicaid
February 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hands Off My Medicaid
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