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Simon Young 🏳️‍🌈🎮
@simonyoung.bsky.social
1.9K followers 2.4K following 3.7K posts
He/him, PC #gaymer; musing, pics, memes; 🐶😺 dad; SoCal thirsty #gaysian; married to @troykristoffer.com and semi-open; together for 24 years ✌️; creator of @frootintheroom.bsky.social; major #SchittsCreek stan; 中文可以

Current games: No Man’s Sky
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This look, omg
A young woman in a historical or period costume sits at a table, holding a large, bright blue folding fan. She has auburn hair and is wearing an off-the-shoulder teal dress with feathered accents and a striking necklace with large blue oval stones. She is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. A glass of red liquid is visible on the table to her right.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I don't got the bulk for Blastoise, nor the muscle for Machamp, but I think I can pull off Lucario 😉
An image of the Pokémon Lucario, digitally edited so that its chest and abdomen are replaced with a brown-skinned human torso showing nipples and navel, standing in a blurred, blue-lit stadium environment.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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hmm I think this one is decent 😊
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Went to Yelp to give them a good review, and then saw this. Why is this 3 stars??? He was impressed, left relaxed and satisfied, and will be back. But... 3 stars. wtf?
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Today we say goodbye to my beloved Zojirushi water boiler and warmer. I’ve had it for 15 years and it has worked faithfully for us across the country. It actually for real sparks joy. Thousands of cups of tea and coffee later, I feel a little silly but fr sad that it’s finally it’s time 😭🙏
Zojirushi CD-WBC water boiler and warmer resting on a brown speckled granite countertop with a tiled wall backsplash. The beige and brown appliance has buttons labeled REBOIL, TEMP SET, DISPENSE, SLOW, UNLOCK, and TIMER, along with a digital display showing '140'. A vertical window on the front indicates the water level, with markings for 1.0 and 2.0 liters. The appliance is slightly dusty.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Happy #MassEffect #N7 day! 🫡
A person in a bright pink t-shirt with a palm tree graphic is holding an action figure of Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect video game series, dressed in N7 armor. The person is smiling at the camera and has short, dark hair. The action figure is held up near the person's face and has its right arm raised. A blurred room interior with a rainbow flag in the background is visible.
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Here’s Mamdani nip for celebration 🎉
A bare-chested man with a dark beard and short dark hair is wearing a black apron in what appears to be a street food cart or stall. He is looking down and slightly to the side. There are white bags hanging on the right and a surveillance camera in the upper right corner. Street scenery is visible behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Me and who? 😏😘
Orange fire hydrant on a grassy curb with water, which appears yellowish or pale, streaming out of its large side port onto the concrete sidewalk and into a nearby manhole cover.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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this is so accurate 💀
Meme of two male athletes sitting on a bench, likely at a wrestling event. The athlete on the left, who is partially shirtless and wearing wrestling gear, has the text MOVIE on his chest and SUBTITLES on his thigh. He is looking up and away. The athlete on the right, who is fully dressed in a green and yellow jacket and has headphones around his neck, has the text ME on his chest and is looking at the other athlete. This is interpreted to mean that the movie (the visual and audio) is distracting or difficult to focus on, while the subtitles (the text on the thigh, which is easier to focus on) are what the viewer ("ME") is actually paying attention to.
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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this could be a sniffies profile 😂
Thumbnail image for a cooking video showing a pot of Japanese gyudon (beef bowl) being cooked. The dish consists of rice topped with thinly sliced beef and onions simmered in sauce. Large white text at the top reads "JUST DUMP & GO!" and large white text at the bottom reads "JAPANESE GYUDON". A time stamp "4:13" is in the bottom right corner.
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Why does Temu think I need a car pee bottle? 😂
A sponsored image from Temu showing a person sitting in a car, holding a portable urinal. The urinal has a clear plastic bottle, a light purple funnel attachment, and a handle, resting on the person's lap.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Happy post-Halloween 😅
Mariah Carey bursting out of block of ice
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Box of Tension Tamer herbal tea
November 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Feeling pretty meh this Halloween, but for the last day of #Jocktober, here's a pic of me in my Robin cosplay that my husband took and photoshopped years ago 🐦✌️
Me dressed in a Robin costume, seen from behind in a dark alleyway at night. He is pulling down red and yellow fabric to reveal a black and yellow jockstrap and his buttocks. He is wearing a black eye mask. The alley is dimly lit by a single overhead lamp and lined with brick buildings.
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Long day at work (but productive) and so crawling in bed early for some TV 😮‍💨
Person in shorts lying on a bed with their legs toward a large TV displaying the YouTube interface with recommended videos. The TV is resting on a dark wooden dresser with various items on top.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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this pic is too powerful
A close-up photo of three men and a French Bulldog seated at a wooden table in a bar or restaurant. The man on the left, with light hair, is smiling while holding the dog. The man in the center has a beard and is also smiling. The man on the right, recognizable as actor Pedro Pascal, is making a shaka hand sign. Small bowls of pistachios and peanuts, along with glasses of drinks, are on the table. A dark menu board is visible in the background.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Almost perfectly average 😆
An image showing the calculation results for a person's height compared to the distribution of adult males from the United States. The height is in the bottom 48th percentile. This means the person is taller than 48.24% and shorter than 51.76% of adult males in the US. A bell curve graph titled "Height distribution" visualizes the data. The blue curve represents the height distribution. A red vertical line labeled "Your height" is placed just to the left of the peak of the curve, which represents the "Average height" and is approximately at 175 cm.
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It's Monday 😵 #MCM
A black and white, close-up selfie of an East Asian man lying down, resting his head on a pillow with one arm raised behind his head. He is shirtless, partially covered by a sheet or blanket and has a neutral or slightly serious expression.
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Pre bent over 😘
Me wearing a pink harness and green jockstrap. Viewer from the back, buttocks clearly visible
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Going to board game group today as David Rose from #SchittsCreek 🌹
The image is a fantastic real-life homage to David Rose from Schitt's Creek. The person is channeling his iconic style through several key elements: * The Sweater: The black crewneck sweatshirt with the white lightning bolt pattern is instantly recognizable as one of David Rose's most famous looks. The original sweater was a Neil Barrett design. * The Sunglasses: The large, white oval sunglasses are very much in line with the oversized, avant-garde eyewear David often wears. * The Accessories: The person is wearing multiple chunky silver rings and a silver chain necklace, which are consistent with David's love for dramatic, metallic accessories. * The Black & White Theme: The monochromatic color palette of black and white is his signature fashion choice throughout the series, often mirroring his mother Moira's style.
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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This is homophobic, specifically to me.
picture of a man in bed looking at his phone, with caption "Man brings book to bed so it can sit next to him while he looks at phone"
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Got warm again today and so I get to wear tank top again 😁
Me in a blue tank top with a tired frog holding a cup of coffee with text Gay &Tired. Also wearing a pair of briefs with stripes
October 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Hello #gaymers! Working on another design. A little unsure so wana get some opinion. Do you get this? 😅
An orange app icon with a black dragon silhouette, with text underneath that reads: The Endless Scrolls GUYRIM
October 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Super cute! Look at these wonderful humans 🥰

Thanks @lukeacl.com 😘

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October 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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As seen in store today 😂😂😂 There are so many things that are wrong about this I can’t even list them.
Costume Identification and Details The image shows a packaged Halloween costume with the title "Chinese Hot Sauce" by Living Fiction Studios. Costume Contents and Sizing * Costume includes: * Dress * Hat Headband * Sizing Available: * \text{Womens Extra Small 2-4} * \text{Womens Small 6-8} * \text{Womens Medium 10-12} * \text{Womens Large 14-16} Costume Design The model is wearing a sleeveless mini-dress that is designed to look like a bottle of Sriracha hot chili sauce, often referred to by the brand's rooster logo. * The dress is red and features the design elements of the bottle, including the white rooster logo and Chinese characters. The text on the dress includes "CHICKACHA HOT CHILI," and "HOT WHITE CHILI BUNNY BRAND." The dress appears to have a price tag of $7.99 affixed to the chest area. * The model is also wearing a light blue/green conical hat (likely representing the cap of the bottle) on a headband and white fishnet stockings with red high-heeled shoes. * The actual product shown on the package is a women's novelty costume based on a popular condiment.
October 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM